Chapter info!
Chapter four; Lavi Loses His Medication!
Prompt; none again... I haven't been getting many that inspire me, sorry to those who have given me prompts, I just don't know how to make them work... this is based off a YouTube video called 'Fred loses his meds' look it up! It's so funny! XD
Pairings; Laven
Other info; ahhh what boredom does to people..... Enjoy my crack!
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Allen received a phone call from his best friend about an hour after school.
"ALLEN!! I NEED YOU! COME OVER NOW!" click. The white haired teen stared at his cell phone with a raised eyebrow as the dial tone hummed, debating on whether or not to respond to Lavi's random call. With a sigh he rolled off his couch and stood, before walking out into the hall to get his shoes.
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Music was blaring out Lavi's house as Allen walked up and he was starting to wonder if this was Lavi's way of tricking him into going to a party. Some kind of rap song that was annoying and loud and Allen sighed wondering why he had such weird friends. Why would Lavi call him then be playing music so loud you couldn't hear the person knocking? Allen raised his hand to knock but before his fist made contact with the door, it flew open, revealing a strange, strange sight.
Lavi was sloppily dressed; his shirt hanging half in, half out of his pants and his bandana was tied crookedly and his hair hung in his eye because of that.
"ALLEN! I MISSED YOU! COME IN!" the redhead grabbed Allen's still raised hand and yanked him into the house slamming the door behind him and shutting off the music with a remote as he dragged Allen up the stairs and into his room. Lavi pushed the younger male deeper into the room while he spun around and shut the door.
"L-Lavi? What are you doing?" the elder of the two spun around again and Allen raised an eyebrow at Lavi's wild eye and slightly shaking hands.
"Okay, if you're wonder why I'm acting rather... EXTRAORDAINARY today..." Lavi's hands slammed against the side of his own face as he grinned crazily, "It's because I haven't taken my pills!"
"Wh-what?"
"You see I have this condition where I need to take pills to act like a normal person."
"They don't work." Allen deadpanned and Lavi cried out, glomping Allen with tears rolling down his face.
"You're so mean Allen they do too work! They work very well and I'm completely normal when I take them!!"
"Then why haven't you taken them?"
"Weeeeeellll you see.... I'VE LOST MY MEDICATION! Don't tell panda, but I can't find them ANYWHERE!" Lavi screamed and threw himself on his bed, before thrashing around for a moment.
"Okay... and you called me because...?"
"I drew a picture today of a man hurting a little kid and Koumi, the chemistry teacher, said 'that's not appropriate for school!' so I said 'you gotta accept it! It happens! People hurt one another in this world!' and yeah, I don't really think that he got what I was trying to express through my picture."
"Uh huh..." Allen started to inch away from the clearly insane redhead as he ranted.
"OH MY GOD ALLEN! I almost forgot to tell you that Kanda emailed me after I sent him one this morning! He said I have to watch my back, I'M SCARED!" Lavi leapt forward off the bed and wrapped his arms around Allen's slim waist, snuggling his face into Allen's stomach, not seeing the blush that bloomed across the younger boys face as he did so.
"Wh-what did you say..?"
"I don't remember, but I know I said Yuu Chan a lot..."
"Right..." Allen sighed and started attempting to pry the clinging teen from his person.
"Lets go outside!" Lavi suddenly jumped up, picked Allen up and slung him over his shoulder.
"What?! But there's a thunder storm warning!"
"DON'T CARE!" The over excited teen ran out of his house and Allen sighed and stopped struggling as Lavi raced down the road.
"Lavi..."
"I CANT BELIEVE I'M OUTSIDE WITH ALLEN DURING A THUNDER STORM WARNING!" Lavi yelled as He skidded around a corner, ignoring the startled looks from the few people who were hurrying towards their house to get under shelter before the rain started.
"The radio said that everyone has to be indoors and away from windows!! But I'm outside with Allen! My bestest friend in the whole world!"
"Lavi put me down damn it!"
"LET'S DING DONG DITCH YUU CHANS HOUSE!" Lavi raced up to said boy's house and rang his doorbell.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! He'll kill us!" Allen screeched as Lavi raced back don't the stairs and an angered Japanese teen burst through the door, holding his family katana.
"FUCKING RABBIT! DAMN MOYASHI!" Kanda Yuu bellowed chasing after the terrified brit and un-medicated Lavi.
"Don't kill us Kanda! Lavi hasn't taken his pills!"
"That's what you get for telling me to watch my back yah jerk!" Lavi laughed as he skidded around another corner and down an alley.
"Lavi you dick! I'm going to die because of y-" Allen was cut off as Lavi opened the lid of a dumpster and jumped in, dumping Allen to the side to land on the garbage bags before carefully shutting the lid.
"Shhh Allen, Yuu Chan won't find us if we're quiet..." Lavi pressed a finger to Allen's lips as they parted to demand what the hell he was doing. The younger of the two blushed and nodded as Lavi peered between the dumpsters lids to watch for Kanda as he ran by, keeping his finger against Allen's mouth. Allen heard footsteps hurry down the alley and loud swearing in Japanese before quiet again.
"Yay! We got away with our lives!" Lavi laughed as he threw himself on Allen, not seeing or caring about the wince on Allen's face as he did so. Something was digging into Allen's back and Lavi covering his smaller body with his own was making it worse, not to mention how awkward it made Allen feel.
"Very good, now shall we get out of the dumpster? It smells rather horrible here." Allen tried to make his voice even and Lavi surprised him as he jumped up, throwing the dumpster lid back as he stood with a foot on the garbage on either side of Allen, giving him a rather nice crotch shot of the older boy.
"Good idea! It looks as if a tornado is forming! Let's go back to my place and make out!"
"What!?" Lavi didn't answer as he picked up Allen's slim form again and slung him over his shoulder, before jumping out of the dumpster and hitting the ground running.
"I NEED MEDICATION, I NEED MEDICATION, I NEED MEDICATION!"
"Lavi! Damn it put me down!" Allen yelped as his leg bashed against a street light.
"I heard that if you get struck by lightning you get secret powers!"
"What?"
"Maybe if I get struck by lighting I'll turn into a merman!"
"Are you high!?"
"High on love!"
"What!?" Lavi arrived at his house and kicked open the door, slamming it shut behind him as he raced up the stairs. He kicked open the door to his room (he seemed to like to do that) and threw Allen onto the bed before ripping open the top drawer on his dresser before rummaging through it with an agitated air. The boxers and socks that inhabited the drawer were scattered and Allen was soon covered in them.
"Where did I put them god darn it? They're not in my underwear drawer! I ALWAYS put them in my underwear drawer!!" Lavi cried, before running over to his closet as Allen threw the boxers off himself.
"Jeez Lavi... take a pill, you'll find them..."
"I want to take my pill but I can't find them!!" Lavi pouted as he started rummaging through his closet, "WHERE ARE THEY!!?"
"Lavi, relax..." the redhead spun around and advanced on Allen with a very serious face. Allen leaned back on the bed as Lavi invaded his personal space, and very suddenly Allen found himself laying flat on his back, while Lavi hovered over him, with a hand on either side of his head and legs squeezing his thighs together.
"L-Lavi...?" Allen blushed madly as the redhead leaned down so close that their lips were almost touching, before saying in a scary voice...
"I need my medication..." Allen yelped and pushed Lavi off him, blushing a bright red.
"You creep! What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
"I dunno. I've been taking my meds so long that I'm craving them!" Lavi held his fists on either side of his head and said with a stricken look, "My veins need meds!"
"Riiiight..."
"If I don't get my meds soon, I'm going to get put into a straight jacket!" Lavi looked genuinely scared, "My friend said he got put into a straight jacket." Allen raised an eyebrow, "He was tied to a bed in a straight jacket. He said it wasn't a pleasant experience."
"Lavi I really don't think-"
"OH MY GOD! I have to find my meds! Or else I'll be in a straight jacket! Holy crap! Look at that cloud!" Lavi pointed out of his window and Allen turned to look in confusion.
"It looks like its starting to spin! A TWISTER IS GOING TO COME OUT!!" Lavi yelled and Allen turned back to look at him with a look that said 'You're an idiot aren't you?'
"Lavi, there are no clouds that are spinning." Lavi screamed girlishly and pushed Allen off the bed, grabbing the covers and throwing them on top of Allen as he searched his bed.
"There not under my bed sheets either!"
"Why would they be under your bed sheets?"
"I NEED THEM!" Lavi held up a picture of a badly drawn face with two 'X's for eyes, "This is going to be me if I don't get my meds!"
"Lavi, you need to calm down-"
"I WANT MEDS! I WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE A NORMAL KID!"
"YOU'RE NOT NORMAL EVER!" Lavi stopped his tearful rant and looked at Allen sadly.
"You still love me though don't you?" he asked, looking like a kicked puppy.
"Umm... sure..." Allen said uncomfortably, trying to keep the blush from his face. Lavi grinned slyly before walking over to where Allen was still on the floor before pushing him down and straddling him.
"Mind proving it?" he asked with that same, sly grin as he stared at Allen. The white haired boy's eyes widened at the look on Lavi's face and he blushed at the innuendo in Lavi's words.
"P-proving it?"
"Yup!"
"H-how...?" Allen was slightly apprehensive, considering the position they were in, but this was LAVI. The Lavi who had been his best friend and crush for so long...
"Like this!" Lavi leaned down and smashed his lips forcefully against Allen's. The younger male's eyes widened in shock, a shiver running down his spine as Lavi's tongue darted out and lightly licked his bottom lip. Before he realised what he was doing, Allen's arms had come up and wrapped around Lavi's strong shoulders as he pushed himself up into the kiss. Allen's eyes slid closed as Lavi's tongue invaded his mouth and they began the battle for dominance. It was hot and needy and when they finally broke apart they were both panting.
"L-Lavi...?"
"I don't really take any medication Allen." He smiled gently and they younger tilted his head in confusion.
"Wh-what? But... what about the why you were acting...?"
"I did that..." he purred, nuzzling Allen neck affectionately, relishing in the shivers that wracked Allen's body as Lavi's lips brushed against the sensitive skin.
"So that I would have an excuse for you if you didn't love me."
"L-Lavi... YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" the redhead jumped off Allen as he yelled. The white haired boy sat up and glared at Lavi who blink in confusion.
"Of course I love you stupid! I've loved you for a long time! You didn't have to pull all those stupid stunts!"
"Mou, but Allen... they were so much fun..." Lavi grinned sheepishly and Allen rolled his eyes.
"Whatever. To make up for it, we're playing poker." He grinned evilly, "Strip poker." Allen's grin widened at Lavi's terrified face, "Oh and Lavi?"
"Y-yes Allen?"
"I forgot to take my medication too." he licked his bottom lip suggestively and Lavi grinned.
"Well, let's play poker then."
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