Chapter six- Green Tea

Prompt- you'll never guess this but... it's.... green tea! –Gasp- thanks Evil Snail Overlord! :D –throws cookies at you- I love it when plot bunnies attack!

Pairing- Laven/ Kanda X Lenalee

Cannon

Other info- uh... yeah... this starts out... with a high T rating... well there is a lot of implied sex... So yeah, virgin eyes beware... it's not smut per Ce but... its sexy... anyway! I'm cold. It's snowy. VOTE IN MY POLE!! :D I give warm cookies and hot chocolate to whoever does!

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"Lavi you're and idiot."

"What?" the redhead pulled a hurt face as he leaned away from Allen.

"You do know if we try that he'll kill us don't you?"

"He can't kill us! He can maim us, but if he kills us he'll get into too much trouble so he won't!" Allen sighed at Lavi's exuberance and rolled his eyes.

"Okay, so where are we going to get-"

"Koumi."

"How will we get it in-"

"His tea! He never checks his tea, and he drinks it all in one go! Then all we have to do is corner him in the training room!"

"I don't know Lavi..." Allen was tempted, but he didn't want to be decapitated.

"Oh come on Allen!" Lavi snuggled up to him on the bed, slinging a casual arm around his lover's waist and pressing his forehead's to Allen's, "Live a little! It will be fun, and I'm going to do it with or without your help..." Lavi grinned as Allen's face set into what the younger boy thought was a moody scowl, but Lavi always thought of as an adorable pout.

"Fine... but you own me."

"I'm sure I can make up for it right now..." Lavi whispered seductively, planting a teasing kiss on Allen's lips. The white haired boy shivered and smiled.

"We'll see about that..." Allen whispered back, leaning up to capture Lavi's lips in a passionate kiss. The older male rolled over and straddled his lover without breaking the kiss, his hands sliding up Allen's dress shirt, ghosting over the heated flesh. Not one to be outdone, Allen bucked his hips in retaliation. They both gasped at the friction and Lavi pulled away, panting as he took in the sight of Allen, cheeks flushed, lips red and kiss swollen before he grinned down at the younger male.

"I'll definitely make it worth it." Lavi leaned down and kissed Allen's slender neck, loving the way Allen arched into him with a low moan. Wanting more of that sound Lavi started to nip and suck, grinning triumphantly as Allen's moans increased in volume.

In the room next door, a lone figure shuttered on his bed as Allen's pleasured moans echoed through the thin walls.

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Allen and Lavi stared intensely at Kanda from the opposite side of the cafeteria. All it had taken was some of Allen's charm and a little bit of eyelash batting and jerry had melted, agreeing to spike Kanda's tea with the small vial that Lavi handed over to him.

Kanda finished his meal just like he normally did, and took the still hot cup of tea, downing it in one gulp like Lavi said he would. Setting the cup down, Kanda placed his tray on the counter and left, seemingly unaware of his two stalkers.

"How long did Koumi say it would be till it kicks in?" Allen asked in a whisper as Kanda entered the training room.

"About..." Lavi checked his pocket watch, "Two minutes." Allen nodded and they turned to face the training room doors. A small, pale hand found its way into Lavi's and squeezed.

"If he kills us, I want you to know I love you."

"If he doesn't kill us I want you to know 'I told you so'."

"...I hate you Lavi."

"Love you too Allen~!" the white haired boy rolled his eyes and reached out, grasping the training room handle and pushing it open. As the door closed behind them, Allen and Lavi found Mugen buried almost to the hilt in the wood between their heads and a very angry looking Kanda looming in front of them.

"H-hi Kanda..." Allen smiled sheepishly as the icy glare intensified.

"What the FUCK do you want?" Allen opened his mouth to answer but Lavi beat him to the punch.

"Have you ever given someone head Kanda?" the Japanese teen went bug eyed and jerked back.

"What the fuck kind of question is- no." Kanda's eyes widened and he slapped one hand over his mouth keeping Mugen pointed at the younger two as his brows furrowed in confusion.

"Ever kissed a girl?" Allen asked with a devious smile and Kanda glared.

"None of your damn- no." Both Lavi and Allen burst out into laughter and Kanda looked just about ready to kill.

"What the hell is this?" he demanded, Mugen finding its way to Lavi's neck and pressing hard enough to break the skin slightly, "Why is my mouth answering you're questions without my consent?" Kanda's voice growled out as his icy blue eyes met Lavi's.

"We spiked your tea with truth serum!" Kanda's eyes widened visibly as Lavi's face broke into a wide grin.

"You what?!"

"Have you ever kissed a boy Yuu?"

"No! Where the FUCK did you get truth serum!?"

"Koumi!" Allen answered, shuttering slightly as Kanda's chilling glare rested on him.

"You're in on this too moyashi?"

"Have you ever actually smiled before?" Allen ignored Kanda's rhetorical question.

"Yes." Kanda growled, before turning away from both of them, "I'm leaving. I don't need to be interrogated by two idiots." Allen and Lavi looked at each other with slightly amused faces.

Kanda found himself wrapped in glowing white strips of cloth like some kind of demented mummy and forced against a wall with the two lovers looming over him.

"Now, now Yuu Chan. Allen and I were asking you questions. Its rude to just leave."

"Yes Kanda, as Lavi said, we've got lots of questions to ask you, so just sit comfortably okay?" Allen grinned evilly, his innocence active and giving him the appearance of a homicidal clown.

"Che. You damn fools, do you two really think I'll just sit here and let you do as you please?"

"You don't have a choice." Both Allen and Lavi laughed evilly.

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After about half an hour it was established that Kanda's favourite colour was navy blue, his favourite sweet was sakura jello, he actually didn't mind Lavi pestering him half the time, he thought Lenalee was beautiful and if Koumi wasn't insane he would be dating her, he didn't hate Allen but did find him incredibly annoying, he was born in the mountains of Japan, he hated the summer, he was afraid of cats and liked the snow, because it reminded him of home.

"Okay... now what do we ask him..." Allen was sitting in front of Kanda with a bored expression and Lavi was pacing thoughtfully.

"Hey Yuu?" Kanda glared up at him wearily, "What are you're views on gay people?"

"I hate them."

"What? Why?" Allen asked, more than a little hurt, but trying not to show it, seeing as no one knew about his and Lavi's relationship.

"Because my room is next to Lavi's and I hear you two going at it every other night."

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A/N: ahahahahaha I can just see Allen and Lavi's faces as Kanda says that... so amusing... hmmm, I may consider writing a sequel to this... it is awfully short... hehe... but you gotta want it.

Anyway, thank you to evil snail overlord for her prompt, and I hope that his is amusing to you as it is to me!