A/N: Well Whoever knows what movie this is from better hurry before I finish the story. Lol jk jk. I won't be finishing this anytime soon but I'm hogging to computer so so all those who are reading my friends fanfic with spirited away will just have to wait till I decide to give the computer back. Ha! Ha! Ha! Okay so here's chapter two and it's a doozy alright. Remeber Kyuubi and the giant sand racoon are still inside Gaara and Naruto. Okay now read! READ!!
Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto. Me no own movie. Me own popcorn and dvd player.
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
"Whispers"
"Naruto Narrating"
"As I stood in front of Kiba's store I wondered what I would do if what God was telling me was true. I guess I didn't think it through enough but now...I'm glad I didn't."
A small ding announced the arrival of a customer coming into the Inuzuka convience store. Naruto walked in a almost empty bottle of peach/apple apple juice and headed straight for a specific aisle. After taking his last swing he picked up a box and went over to the counter. He reached for the bathroom keys but a hand beat him to it and snatched them up.
"Ah, Ah I don't think so." A voice rang not even looking up for his magazine. Naruto growled and stepped from foot to foot.
"Come on Kiba! I just drank my weight in juice and I gotta go!" He nearly screamed. Kiba put down his magazine and looked at the jittery blond in front of him.
"This is your fifth time today Naruto. Just face it. Su eggo es preggo amigo(1)." He said returning back to his discarded entertainment. Naruto jumped to get the key but Kiba only yanked it out the way.
"The last one was defective. The sign was all lopsided and what not. Come one Kiba! Last time I promise! Please!!" Kiba sighed finally tired and gave the idiot the key.
"Fine but you better pay for that. Don't think it's yours cause you mark it with your pee Akamaru." He teased referring to his dog as Naruo raced towards the lavatory. Said blond threw a flipper before going into the bathroom and taking the longest piss in his life. After about five minutes he finally came out shaking an object in his hand.
"So what's the diagnosis Dr. Wilbur(2)?" Kiba asked not looking from his magazine once again. Naruto scowled.
"It hasn't finished processing dick head." He growled waiting a few seconds before looking at the object.
"It's a min-wait, nope there it is again." He sighed heavily as Kiba came up beside him. "That little pink plus sign is so freakin' unholy." Kiba smiled and patted his back.
"Don't worry bub! Just look on the bright side. Now you won't have to wory about him shakin' up with some chick!" Naruto shrugged his hand away.
"Shut up." He said digging in his pocket and smacking money into Kiba's hand.
"I'm going home." He grumbled. Kiba snickered as he put the money into the cash register.
"See ya Fatso!" He teased as the blond went out the door. Naruto shivered at the cold air and stuffed his hands in his pockets. It wasn't that long from his house but he still wanted to get out of this cold weather. He ran until he saw the basketball people jogging with sweatsuits on. As soon as Sasuke caught his eyes he slowed to a stop which caught the raven's attention. Sasuke always had a poker face on when he was around anyone but him and Sakura. But when he caught the raven's eye a smile broke out on his face. Sasuke steered away from the path and headed towards his best friend.
"Sup dobe." He said cooly even though Naruto knew he was out of breath.
"Hey." He replied avoiding any eye contact. Then he looked at the runners and back at Sasuke.
"Won't you get in trouble escaping from practice like that teme?" Sasuke shook his head.
"I'm already the best player on the team so I barely need practice. I just go cause I'm bored."
"As we stood there awkwardly, I wondered if he was wondering about my attitude. If he asked, I would spill and I definately wasn't ready yet. I needed to come up with something and fast."
"Well I better be getting home. I haven't been feeling too well lately."
"It wasn't a total lie."
"Alright I'll catch you later right?" Naruto nodded.
"Y-yeah. Later." Sasuke ran back to his group and Naruto stared at him for a couple of seconds before running home. He needed some help or he was going to go crazy.
Naruto entered his house and threw his coat on the couch. He had a super long day and the worst part about it was he used his last jug of peach/apple apple juice on his last test. Now he had nothing to drown his sorrows in. Sighing heavily he stomped towards his room grabbing the phone on the way. He punched the numbers heavily letting it ring before someone picked it up.
"I'm busy." They growled. Naruto sneered.
"It's important." He retorted. He heard loud crashes and mumbles before the other end finally settled down.
"What now?" The voice grumbled. Nervousness suddenly picked at Naruto's stomach before replying.
"You might want to call Sakura. I need to tell both of you and I really don't feel like repeating it." The voice grumbled curses again before clicking over. Naruto waited a couple of seconds before another voice rang.
"Hello?"
"Naruto has something he wants to tell us."
"Naruto?" Naruto stayed silent before taking a deep breath. It was now or never.
"Sakura, Gaara...I'm pregnant."
"As we sat there awkwardly, I wondered if they believed me, or just wanted to kill me for wasting their time. I guess I kind of found out."
"I should kill you for wasting my time."
"Naruto," Sakura said more gently. "That's impossible."
"I know but it's true. You have to believe me. I took like 5 different pregnacy test today an nearly drowned my heart in peach/apple apple juice. I don't know exactly how it's possible but I have a living being inside me now and I really need some help." The other two were silent. They had never heard their friends voice sound so pleading and desperate. Even though it was hard to believe, they knew he wasn't telling a lie.
"For shizzle?" Sakura joked trying to lighten up the mood. Naruto smiled.
"For hizzle." He replied.
"Like fershizzed up the spout(3)?"
"Like fer reals yo."
"Dude..." Everyone laughed except Gaara who just chuckled.
"So what are you going to do?" The red head asked. Naruto shrugged even though they couldn't see it.
"I don't know yet."
"Have you told Sasuke?" It got silent and Sakura suddenly regretting asking.
"I'm sorry."
"No, it's okay. I haven't told him yet. I kinda wanted you guys to be there for me when I did." The blond replied. Everything was silent once again before Gaara finally spoke him.
"When's the next time you're gonna see him?"
"Well I saw him about 15 minutes ago a basketball practice. He said he'll come see me later."
"Okay. Gaara and I will come over now so that we'll be there by the time he comes. He should be getting out soon." Naruto sighed in relief.
"Okay."
"Kay. See you soon."
"Bye Naruto."
"WAIT!" Gaara and Sakura froze just in time before putting the phone back to their ears. Naruto nervously played with his hands.
"Do...Do you guys think I'm ready? I mean, what if he dosn't...well you know..." There was once again silence before Gaara piped up.
"He's your best friend Naruto." Sakura nodded.
"Yeah. He'll stick with through no matter what. And we will too so don't worry."
"Okay. See you soon."
"Bye." "Later" They spoke in unison before hanging up. Naruto listened to the dial tone for a little longer before hanging up as well. Nervous barely scratched the surface of how he felt right now. He was scared shitless. He needed to get some juice and fast!
"Naruto calm down." Sakura said slightly irritated. She and Gaara had been over the blonds house for about 10 minutes and so far all said blond did was pace nervously on the floor.
"I can't calm down. Sasuke's gonna be here any second now and I don't know what to do. What am I even supposed to say? Hi you know since we had sex I'm now pregnant with your baby even though I'm a dude?" The thought made Naruto pace even faster and Sakura turned to Gaara for help who just heaved a long sigh.
"Naruto if you keep doing that you're gonna make the baby too dizzy." Naruto immediately stopped and held his stomach. At that moment the doorbell rang and Gaara got up to get it since Naruto was busy holding his stomach and Sakura was too stunned that all it took was a stupid statement to get Naruto to stop pacing.
The red head opened the door and everyone's attention was turned towards the person behind it. Naruto quickly let go of his stomach and put on a fake smile.
"Hey, teme." Sasuke raised a eyebrow as the blond rubbed the back of his head and laughed nervously.
"What's up with you dobe?" He asked stepping inside and Gaara closed the door. Naruto slowly put his hand down and nervously stepped from foot to foot.
"Y-you might wanna sit down for this." He replied. Sasuke looked at Gaara who nodded and Sakura who looked away wondering what was going on. He slowly made his way to the chair and sat down looking at his best friend in front of him.
"What's going on?" He asked cautiously. Naruto looked at Gaara and Sakura before taking a deep breath. After a few seconds he shook his head. He couldn't do it. Gaara put his hand on his shoulder.
"It'd be best to just say it." Naruto looked at his friend before turning his attention to the raven and closing his eyes to gather his courage.
"It was a night like no other...that night we decided to have sex."
Naruto looked at Sasuke nervously before dropping the rest of clothes and slowly climbing onto the bed. Sasuke climbed on top of him his face lowered to Naruo for a kiss. It was dark in the room except for a light glow from the lamp by the bed. Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck and lifted his lips to meet awaiting ones in a heated kiss. Naruto moaned softly as ther tongues played tag before he reluctantly had to let go for air. Sasuke took this opporunity to run kisses down tan skin only stopping to suck on his pulse making the blond gasp and moan his name. Sasuke lifted up and moved towards a tan ear licking the shell softly.
"You know I've wanted this for a very long time." He whispered huskily, sending chills down Naruto's spine. Said blond closed his eyes and planting a soft kiss on a pale shoulder.
"I know." He whispered back before pulling his love into a kiss.
"It wasn't just for kicks..."
Sasuke lifted the blond's leg over his shoulder before positioning himself at the opening.
"...or frustration..."
Naruto bit roughly into the raven's shoulder blinking back tears as Sasuke slowly pushed in.
"...or just for the hell of it."
Pants and groans could be heard as both boys neared their climax. Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hips roughly and Naruto lifted his legs up to Sasuke's waist nearly screaming when when said raven found his prostate. Finally Naruto couldn't take much more and released screaming Sasuke's name. Sasuke bit hard on Naruto's shoulder as he found his release as well.
"It was much...much more than that."
Naruto opened his eyes the memory still flooding through his head. He looked at Sasuke in the eyes his hands playing nervously and said the words he never thought he'd have to say in his whole entire life.
"Sasuke...I'm pregnant."
So...yeah. You'll figure out in the next chapter how Naruto can get pregnant. Oh no! What is Sasuke going to do now? He has a child and Naruto is still a mess. And will he ever get some peach/apple apple juice?! Tune in to the next chapter to find out. Lol. No seriously.
(1)- That basically means your ass is pregnant. My friend and I are pretty retarded.
(2)- My friend had a pet pig on time and named it Wilbur like off of charlettes web. Well when "Wilbur" got pregnant we figured out he was a he anymore. I thought it'd be pretty nice in Naruto's situation.
(3)- That basically means pregnant again. Fershizzed up the spout yall! Lol