AN: Penny made pics of the characters and put them on her myspace, www . myspace . com / Penelope _ Ferret (Lose the spaces and ya got it)

Retard_Bud sits happily in the ADCOA (Awesome Director Chair of Awesome) "WTF are you staring at me for!?!? Read the damn story!!!"

Enter Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto runs through the street laughing, paint-bucket in hand chased by two ninja he then turns a corner and hides behind a paper that looks like a wall, he then drops the paper and laughs, "That was easy!" before we see Iruka behind him.

"Oh yeah De!?!?"

"Well crap… How'd you know?" she said curiously before letting the guise drop.

"We caught Naruto! Now get to class!"

The scene changes to the class thingie where Naruto, De and Leroy the squirrel sit tied up:

"Thanks to you two we'll be having a transformation test." Iruka said glaring at them the class groaned as a kid with purple hair (Tetsuya) scratched his head with his middle finger, though this was more directed at De than Naruto, who got a cold stare, Naruto didn't notice this, though a redheaded girl next to Tetsuya did and smacked his arm for it.

Scene Change no Jutsu:

"Pen Vass," Iruka says looking at a piece of paper, the redheaded girl steps forward and performs the Jutsu becoming an exact copy of De. "Good, Sakura Haruno," Sakura steps forward and performs the jutsu as well, becoming Iruka, "Good, good, Sasuke Uchiha," another Iruka (did anyone else think that was really gay?) "Okay… Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto steps up and smiles before performing the Jutsu, De nods and discreetly performs it as well. Naruto a skank, and De, Iruka with a boner. Most of the class had to keep themselves from laughing; well not emokid, but he has no sense of humor whatsoever. Iruka has an OMFG Face and glares at them who soon let the disguises drop.

Scene Change no Jutsu:

Naruto and De stand on scaffolding and clean off the Hokage faces, both glaring at their work sulkily, Iruka looked down at them and looked thoughtful for a second, "Hmm, maybe when you guys get these cleaned off I can take you out for ramen, you know, the good stuff."

"Now that's some motivation!!!" Naruto says happily before scrubbing furiously.

De looks at Naruto, "Aww man! Pen says if I don't try her dumplings tonight she'll beat me over the head with Tetsuya's ugly stick." (RB: I hate you Penny!!!) (PF: And yet you still come over to my place every frackin' week) (RB: Well, um, that's not the point!) Iruka looked as if he was about to laugh, but didn't.

Scene Change no Jutsu:

Naruto and Iruka sit at the Ramen stand, Naruto stuffing his face and Iruka sitting there thinking.

"Naruto, why'd you and De paint all over the Hokage faces?"

"De didn't she just helped me get away, but I did 'cuz I'm going to be the greatest Hokage!!! Then everybody will stop disrespecting me and treat me like I'm somebody!" Naruto proceeded to shove his face in his bowl of ramen, before finishing it and saying to Iruka, "Sensei, can I ask you something?"

Iruka looked at him, "You want another bowl?"

"No, um, can I try on your headband???"

"Naruto, these headbands are for qualified leaf shinobi only" Iruka said smiling and fiddling with the blue band.

"I want another bowl!"

A girl with short spiky red hair and a purple-haired boy with dark glasses concealing his eyes walked up and sat down a couple seats away from Iruka and Naruto. The girl looked over at them and smiled, "Hey Iruka Sensei, Naruto."

"Hey Pen-chan!" Naruto said looking at her smiling, her looks rivaled that of Sakura's (PF: That's not very nice!) (RB: Um, he is after freakin' SAKURA!!!) (PF: Eh, good point.)

Pen then said looking behind the bar, "One miso pork, and one miso vegetable." She then turned to Tetsuya, "You chickened out you're paying!" he sat there unmoving, "Hey the dare was sneak into the woman's part of the springs and stay for one minute, it's not my fault you haven't got one to speak of."

"…"

"Here, one miso pork and one miso vegetable" um, that fat guy at the ramen stand said handing them their bowls.

Naruto and Iruka left soon after Pen began eating, Tetsuya's bowl was still untouched. Pen stopped eating and looked at Tetsuya, she picked up his spoon and caught some of the noodles in it, "Here comes the kunai for the enemy ninja's heart!" she said in a baby voice inching the spoon nearer to his mouth, he grabbed her arm, "Killjoy…"

"How can you be so nice to him, no it doesn't deserve to be called tha-" Pen slapped her free hand over his mouth.

"Will you shut up?! We aren't supposed to know, or speak of it!" Pen whispered hurriedly. She then pulled out several ryo without counting and slammed them on the counter before grabbing Tetsuya's arm and leading him home.

"Miss you gave me 30 too much!"

Scene Change no Jutsu:

At the academy:

You know what I'm skipping to the swing-set part:

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fdcghjkmljhbgvfhjkljiuhgytfghujkghj (PF:Zane!!!) (RB:The button's stuck!!!) (PF: Oh. My. God.) its playing again, but not what ANYONE!!! Wants to see, Orchimaru, stark naked, (RB&PF: I NEED MIND BLEACH!!!!) (Everyone watching: IT BURNS!!!!) The screen then emits a bright flash of light, (RB: Huh?) (PF: What happened.) (PF&RB: Oh well, on with the story!)

Naruto sat on the swing looking very emoeyish watching everybody congratulating each other on passing the exam. De started to walk over to Naruto to comfort him only to be stopped by her grandmother, she and Leroy looked down sadly, she was then tapped on the shoulder by Pen who said to her happily, "I made this in case you guys passed," she said motioning to her and Leroy, before pulling a small strip of cloth out of her pocket.

"Ooooooooooh… shiny!" De said looking at strip of blue cloth attached to an old earring with the village symbol on it.

Pen rolled her eyes, "It's a forehead protector for Leroy."

"Yays!" De said before snatching it and tying it on Leroy who jumped off of her shoulder and tried to run over to Naruto as he had a much longer attention span than De, he soon found himself grabbed by the tail slowly rising in the air.

"Don't do it and I'll give you something shiny." Tetsuya said staring at the animal before pulling a little bell out of his pocket and dangling it in front of the squirrel's nose, Leroy's eyes grew wide and he reached his arms out trying to grasp the bell, "Good, fuzzy… thing. Now, go back to De…"

We then see that ba-Mizuki standing next to Naruto, Hokage talks to Iruka, and Mizuki and Naruto sit on a, um thingie, Blah blah blah, lying bastard, blah blah blah, blah blah, Stole the scroll!!! Blah blah blah.

El fin

What? You expected to finish the entire episode?

Who do you think I am???