Disclaimer: If we owned Naruto: Sasuke would've died in the episode he tried to leave (He's to emo), Sakura would be beaten upside the head with a pole, Naruto would wear a pink jumpsuit, and Jiraya would never look directly at the camera and freak out Mayblossom
DDD (Daredevildez): YAYS! I HAVE INPUT IN THIS!! Wait a sec, Penny, isn't Leroy your squirrel?
PF: Yes…
RB: We decided to make you sorta like Kiba but with a squirrel, and sorta like Shino with the litte 'army' thing but with rodents that live inside her coat and ninja baggie instead of bugs that live inside her body.
PF: Mostly rats…
DDD: What?
PF: Mostly rats live in your coat.
DDD: OMG… THAT'S AWESOME!!!
RB: Huh? Oh yeah da voices in the head are like this: 'SCREW THAT!'
VoR: ON WITH THE FRACKIN' STORY!!!
Friend or Foe!
VoR: Wait just one minute, THIS IS THE THIRD EPISODE!!!
RB&PF: Eh, we didn't feel like doing episode two.
VoR: Oh, okay then. Carry on.
Friend or Foe!
Naruto put on his goggles only to hear a tapping on his window, "Hey Naruto, open the freakin' window you don't have a ledge!" De said clinging on for dear life, Leroy clinging to her hair. He walked over to the window and undid the latch yawning again, the window swung to the side, De still clinging to it, several squeaks could be heard from her coat.
"Crud." Naruto ran over to his friend and pulled her in, "What do you even keep in there?"
"Maybe you'll see in later training, or something." De said tightening her coat around her resulting in more squeaks. She looked around Naruto's room a little and noticed his headband sitting on the mirror frame, "Umm, aren't you forgetting something?" De said staring at him.
"Am I?" Naruto said scratching his forehead then hitting the goggles with his hand, "Oh, right. I'm a ninja now!" he said taking off his goggles and tying on his headband, "Believe it!"
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Pen stands in front of the washbasin in her room splashing her face to wake her up. She then walked across the compound to Tetsuya's building and knocked on his door, "Tetsuya, you said you wanted to spar before orientation! I'm here, we have to now or we'll be late." She knocked again, "D!ckless open up, or I'm breaking down this door!" she heard a small rustle of dishes, "I know you're in there!"
"Shut up I'm coming." Tetsuya's voice drifted to the door, he opened the door and looked at Pen, "Ready Pen?"
"Hai" she said nodding then walking out to the Vass's personal training grounds, a girl with a low blonde ponytail sat on a rock near the training field, Pen raised an eyebrow, "Kat? What are you doing out here?"
The girl looked up and answered, "Your mom. She said I have to make sure you guys don't kill eachother."
Pen smiled and said very seriously, "We would never do that, just severely wound eachother."
"That's what I'm afraid of…"
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Naruto and De walk along the street to the academy only to hear several explosions from the Vass compound followed by Pen, Kat, and Tetsuya running past the gate out of it. They stopped, panting and Kat lifted her head, "I didn't do it"
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(RB: EEEEEEEEEEEW! SAKURA!!!) (PF: Sorry Zane.) (RB: Really?) (PF&DDD: No!)
Sakura walks out of her house and by Ino who begin to race eachother.
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The Academy:
Nameless ninja #1 bumps Naruto with his arm causing: SASUNARU LIPLOCK!!! Most of the girls glared at Naruto angrily before Pen stepped up and stood in-between them, "Oi, can't you bakas get a life other than droolin' over boys!?"
The girls started to reply before feeling something sorta fuzzy surround their ankles they looked down and screamed, "RATS!!!" Pen then looked over at De to see her holding her coat open and smiling evily.
"Yes rats, so cute aren't they!?!?"
Pen looked at De, "Call them back before Iruka sensei gets here!"
"Awww, I was having fun!" De pouted looking back at Pen who glared. "Okay," she made some weird noises and the rats began a speedy retreat back into her coat, as soon as they had disappeared into her coat, Iruka sensei walked into the room.
"As of today you are all officially ninja, you will be split into three man teams led by a jonin leader, you will be sorted to balance skills and abilities."
There was a lot of mumbling most of which was about, 'three man squad', 'jonin', and 'SEPERATED?'
"Settle down please so I can announce the teams."
Buncha people we don't give a damn about, and team seven, "Team seven Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, and Yumiko Lito." A girl with long black hair looked up, Sakura and Ino had the 'bleh' anime faces and Naruto and De looked at each-other sadly. "Team eight, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame. Team 10, Lori Kaya, Shikamaru Nara, and Chouji. Team eleven, Tetsuya Vass, Aki Oyama, and Miley Matsutomi. Team 12, Ino Yamanaka, Amaterasu Oyama, and Kat Nakamura. Team 13 Pen Vass, De Toya, and Sakura Haruno." Pen and De looked at each-other with 'oh hell no' faces, then shot dirty looks at Sakura. "You will have a lunch break, and then afterwards you will meet your new jonin instructors. Class dismissed." Iruka said before exiting the classroom to go find food.
Yumiko jumped up and looked at Sasuke and Naruto, "Since we're on the same team I was thinking maybe we should go have lunch togeth-"the two boys left before she could finish, "A**holes" she said quietly crossing her arms in annoyance.
Pen told De to be nice to Sakura and the two walked over to her smiling, Pen twirled a spike in between her fingers "Hey, I guess since we're on the same team we could eat together and kinda get to know eachother a little."
Although they don't know it both inner De and Sakura were currently screaming 'Why couldn't I be with Naruto-kun?' Sakura smiled and left with them.
Tetsuya got up only to be stopped by Miley standing in the doorway, hands on her hips and eyebrows raised.
"We are a ****ing team so we are going to ****ing act like one!" Miley said harshly to him and a boy standing behind him, then, for no apparent reason Miley jumped on Aki and laughed.
"GODDAMNITMILEYLETGO!!!"
"HOLLERUNCLE!"
"NO!"
"DOIT!"
"UNCLE!!!"
"Good loser." Miley said releasing her hold, Tetsuya almost cracked a smile.
Almost.
Miley then led them out the door.
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Pen, De, and Sakura sat under a cherry tree eating little rice cake, thingies, and, of course, talking. Naruto walked by and slowed down when he saw Pen and Sakura he started to speed up again until he heard them talking, "I like'em kinda big but not to big otherwise they're just a pain." Another voice added, "I know like have you seen Kiba's?" Naruto fell back and hit a tree, only to see the group of girls petting a dog as he passed out.
Tetsuya sat on a bench in Matsutomi Rice looking angsty as Miley and Aki stuffed their faces with random rice related dishes (RB: Yes I am that smarticle, feel free to bow.) Miley raised an eyebrow in Tetsuya's direction, "Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?" she said putting down her rice-cake.
Tetsuya barely looked up, "Excuse me It's just I usually don't spend my time with a bunch of worthless idiots, oh excuse me, sometimes I have to associate with that De."
Miley shortly had the 'oh no you didn't' look then said, "Sorry I usually don't spend my time with rich assholes who think they're better than people 'lower stationed' than them, if I had known I would be spending my day with you I would have shoved a pole up my ass so you'd feel at home."
A voice from behind the counter yelled, "Miley if you're going to piss someone off may you please do it outside so you don't ruin the shop again!?"
Miley rolled her eyes, "Hai Chichi."
Aki put down his food and said quietly to the quarreling duo, "Since we're going to be on the same team for a while shouldn't we at least try to make an effort to get along?"
'Unless we kill you pathetic weaklings first, perhaps not the girl though Tetsuya-kun, I know you like her.' Tetsuya quietly excused himself and ran to the bathroom, "Sori I don't feel like talking right now"
The voice in his head rolled his nonexistent eyes, 'We'll talk when I feel like it. It's not like you have any say in the matter." Tetsuya sighed in defeat and went back to his table not really listening to Miley and Aki.
Ino looked down at Kat and another blonde girl with calm blue eyes, "Now let's get one thing straight, as long we're in this gro -" she was cut off by the small voice of Amaterasu
"up you're going to follow me?" she said eyes not really focused.
Ino looked at her slightly scared, "How did you know what I was going to say?"
"I saw this and I don't often like repeating things. It's rather dull, as the things I see usually change before we come to them."
Kat was slightly interested and said quietly, "How?"
"Our clan is different from most. Our Kekkei Genkai skips generations, only reaching to one, if any, from a generation, But those who do have it have the gift of sight." She quietly added, "Even if we don't want it."
RB: WHY THE HELL AM I HEARING VOICES!??!??!!!!???????!!!!?!?
PF: I'll tell you when you tell me why you grouped me with Sakura!
RB & PF: Cuz I felt like it! JINX YOU OWE ME A SODA! DOUBLE JINX! TRIPLE JINX!
DDD: Poor Kat
RB & PF: What?
DDD: Inoeverythingsopissoff is on her team.
VoR: Poor Kat is right.