A/N: Hi! Hi! Okay since in the last chapter Naruto was at the end of his first month I decided to just go on and skip straight to his second one. This unfortunately is going to drive all his friends CRAZY!! And Sasuke, poor poor Sasuke is gonna have it worst than anyone. Oh yeah! My friend wanted me to tell you all some very inportant news! She finally got mad at me for hogging the computer so we decided that we'll each put up a chapter of our stories then hand it to the next person. It's my turn now so I'll try to hurry and finish it. A lot of people will be angry at me if they don't get their spirited away update shudders
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Or Juno. Or the characters. Or anything else. I barely own my own life
Month 2 - Week 1
"The one thing if not the only thing I hated about being pregnant, was "morning sickness." Everything I ate ended up in the toilet even my favorite food of all time: ramen!! I don't even know why they called it morning sickness since I deal with puking up everything 24 hours 7 days a fucking week."
Gaara sighed as he stood outside the bathroom stall his blond friend upchucking his few bites of lunch and whatever he had yesterday and probably the day before. He was actually starting to feel sorry for Naruto. He was growing thinner from yakin everything he ate so eventually he figured if he didn't eat, he wouldn't yak. Everyone knew that was the dumbest idea ever and eventually, the blond passed out. That day really pissed the red headed psycho off because he was having a grand old time with his boyfriend cough I mean friend Neji. But of course seeing his friend sitting on a bed pale as a ghost unconscious he couldn't stay mad at him.
But trust that wasn't the only annoying thing about this predicament. No, the most annoying thing was standing outside the bathroom because being a girl and all, she wasn't allowed in. Ever since Gaara informed her of Naruto yaking sessions Sakura has never left the boys side once and that was excrutiatingly irritating. She was like a kangaroo mom except her baby was too pissed at her to get into her pouch so she did the next best thing and follwed him around every single place he went.
"Naruto are you almost done?"
"Y-Yeah I think I'm about through." Gaara could hear his best friend flushing the toilet before he stepped aside as the blond opened the door.
Naruto slowly paced to the sink to clean off. He hated throwing up. It always left a disgusting taste in his mouth that made him want to throw up again and it's not like he could wash it down because he'd just throw the water up. That didn't bother him that much since he never really liked too much water but when he couldn't hold down his peach/apple apple juice, he got depressed.
"Do you have the kit?"
"Yeah it's right here." Naruto smiled as Gaara held up a small bag with bunch up supplies in it. He grabbed the bag before taking out a toothbrush and some toothpaste and began brushing his teeth. He finally put together a kit (with some help from Sakura and Kiba who he bought everything from) and called it his 'morning/afternoon/evening/night throw up kit'. It came in handy bascially when he ran to the jon all the time. He realized how much his breath must rank puking everyday. After rinsing he brushing he grabbed the mouth wash and began rinsing his mouth out. Finally he flossed, tossed in a couple of mints, and popped a piece of winterfresh. If all that didn't work, he didn't know what will.
"Okay lets go." He said before walking out and handing the kit to his friend. Sakura rushed to him the second he opened the door.
"Are you okay? Did you cough up any blood? Anything hurting?" Naruto smiled and put his hands on her shoulders trying to calm her down.
"Sakura I do this all the time. Don't worry I'm fine." He said walking past her to his locker. He knew he just missed his last part of class and need it get his books for the next one. While he was exchanging his books he heard a slam on the lockers near-by and looked towards the person who was glaring at him furiously.
"Welcome to Pizza Palace home of the best pizza in the world, you order it we deliver it. Can I take your order please?" Naruto said in a sweet voice before turning back to his own messy locker. The person smiled.
"I would like to order a large 'where the hell have you been' pizza with extra 'why havent you called me' and 'I'm pissed at you right now'. Oh and I also want an order of bread sticks and a large coke." He replied. Naruto chuckled before shutting his locker and heading to class.
"I'm sorry Sasuke I've just been really busy with tons of stuff lately and I just haven't had the time to call you." The blond explained. The real reason he was avoiding Sasuke because Uchiha's were very very overprotective and lets just say Naruto didn't want another Sakura clinging to him. Sasuke glared for a couple more seconds before sighing.
"I guess I'll let you pass for now but if I don't hear from you today you're going to be in so much trouble. And don't forget your appointment with Tsunade is today also." Naruto sighed.
"I gotcha. I gotcha. It's not like I could forget anyway. Everybody won't shut up about it." He said waving his hands crazily. The two finally reached Naruto's class and stood outside since the bell hadn't rung yet.
"Um...Sasuke-kun." Naruto whispered acting like one of Sasuke's fan girls and hugging his books close to his chest. "I'm really happy you d-decided to drop me off today. I-I was wondering if you'd like to...go out with me sometime...you know...like a date?" Sasuke smirked and looked away thoughtfully.
"I don't know. There is a blond haired idiot I heard was crazy about me. I guess I have to consider him too." He dragged playfully. Naruto punched his arm and flicked him off.
"I wouldn't go as far as crazy." He said. Sasuke rubbed his arm and laughed.
"No. I'd say psycho." Another punch was thrown but he quickly dodged it.
"Bye you stupid teme." He said turning to walk into the classroom.
"Bye you stupid dobe." Sasuke replied running of before Naruto could hit him again.
Month 2 - Week 2
"Come on Sasuke get the ball!" Screamed a voice from the top of the bleachers. Shikamaru sighed at his loud friend and rubbed his ears. Naruto had forcefully dragged him to another one of Sasuke basketball games because Sakura had dance class and Gaara would most likely kill the blond for yelling in his ear like this.
"Lets go Uchiha! Defense! Defense!"
And to make things better Kiba decided to tag along since he had a few days off from work. Now two idiots were sitting on each side of him screaming their heads off. Shikamaru sighed and slumped down in his seat stuffing some nachos in his mouth.
"Troublesome..." He mumbled as the half time thingy sounded. What were those things anyway? Bells? Horns? He really never thought about it till now. It was so weird how somthing so simple could trouble a genius mind because now he was stuck on it.
"Hey," He said grabbing both teenagers attentions. The cheerleaders were on the floor but none of them bothered to look. They all knew they wouldn't be interested anyway.
"What would you call that thing that signals the half time?" He asked. Naruto looked at Kiba who looked at him just as confused.
"I'd call it a horn." He replied.
"Seems like a bell to me." Kiba added. Shikamaru sighed.
"Troublesome.."
"Hey Kiba do you mind going down there and getting me one of those chocolate covered fried bananas from the consession stand?" Naruto asked putting on his puppy-eyes. Kiba grimaced at his friends choice of foods.
"What's with you and fruit lately. Especially chocolate covered ones." He asked slipping down the hole in between two seats. Naruto shrugged.
"I don't know really. I just sort of like them now I guess." Kiba shrugged and jumped down from the top bleacher before heading towards the consession stand. Naruto decided to sit all the way at the top because nobody really sat up there and if he got sick nobody would see him if he started puking on the floor. Except the janitor would probably hate him for it later.
"Sasuke's doing really good out there." Shikamaru said finishing his nachos. Naruto smiled and nodded.
"Yeah, I guess he wasn't lying about being the best player. Our team is winning by a landslide." He replied smiling at the Uchiha who was dumping a bottle of water on his face.
Naruto's smile turned into a frown as he saw one guy sitting beside Sasuke put his hand on the ravens leg as if trying to emphasis a point he was tellling. Naruto could tell that everytime he patted his leg at something funny, his hand would just go higher.
"God would you look at that." Shikamaru sat up as Naruto pointed to the guy. "He's like trying to feel Sasuke up. Doesn't the teme feel it?" He asked shaking his head in disbelief. Shikamaru shrugged and looked at Kiba struggled to climb up to the top with a chocolate covered fried banana in one hand and a hot dog in to other.
"Maybe he doesn't realize it. You know how sports people are. Always comparing each other and smacking everyone on the butt. It might be natural for him to be felt on all the time that he just blocks it out." Naruto clenched his fist at the genius's explanation. Unfortunately he knew it was true. Some sports people were always touchy-feely. Maybe Sasuke got so used to it he didn't even think of it as being hit on anymore. The thought made Naruto's blood boil as he took a vicious bite out of his banana. The bell/horn sounded again as the players all went back into the court and the game begining.
"I looked at the game cheering Sasuke on and I realized how gay basketball really was. I mean I can't really say anything about you know the subject of gayness but when I saw how they run around all sweaty and stuff only to grind on each other to get the ball, it really made me wonder if anyone could play basketball a long time and leave out straight."
It didn't take to long before the bell/horn sounded again signaling the end of the game. Of course Sasuke's team won and were happily ganging up on each other pouring a tank of gatorade on the best player on the team. Naruto slowly made his way down the bleachers throwing the stick he ate his banana on in the trash and watched the winning team carry his best friend away into the locker rooms.
"You wanna wait on him or you just want to leave?" Kiba asked stuffing his last piece of hot dog in his mouth and licking his fingers. Naruto looked at the locker rooms and sighed.
"Lets go home."
Month 2 - Week 3
"Hell. Hell. Hell. Hell. Hell. That was all that ran through my mind that day as I stood in front of my dad pacing. He was going to put me through absolute HELL!"
"Naruto what's wrong? Your starting to worry me." Iruka said looking son.
"My real parents were a couple who joined the circus in their 'early days'. When they had me they didn't want to stop working so they gave me away to an adoption agency. Well it turned out it wasn't an adoption agency but a labratory with psycho scientist. After being rescued from my parents huge mistake I was finally adopted by Iruka. My parents still send me souvoniers on every holiday as an apology for what they did. Thanks mom and dad. That little elephant with the make up on balancing a ball on two feet really says your sorry for making go through years of pain and torture."
"Naruto, did you get expelled?" Naruto sighed.
"I think the school would have you know contacted of my expulsion." He replied sarcastically. Sakura giggled from where she was sitting on the rail. Iruka's gaze turned hard as he folded his arms around his chest.
"Then what's the problem." Naruto stopped pacing and looked at his dad wondering if he should just tell him or wait til he got big as a house before Iruka could find out.
"Promise me you won't laugh, or say it's impossible, or actually believe it and go on a rampage and like beat the daylights outta me." Naruto pleaded. That only spiked Iruka curiosity even more.
"Naruto what is going on?" Iruka looked at his sons hands they were playing nervously before turning back towards his face. Naruto sighed heavily.
"I'm pregnant." There was an awkward silence that was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Iruka sat staring wide eyed at the boy in front of him. Of course he noticed the signs and all but he just thought Naruto was that anorexic thing that's the new fab in the teenage world. God he would have chosen that over this any day.
"Pregnant?" The brunette choked out. Naruto nodded.
"But I'm still not sure what to do with it yet. You know whether to nip it in the bud or give it away for adoption..." He trailed off. Sakura coughed a little as Iruka sat quietly thinking.
"Who's the father?" He finally asked realizing somebody had to fertilize the damn egg. Naruto shifted a little. This was definately awkward.
"Sasuke." He mumbled. Iruka choked on the air closing his eyes as Sakura raced and patted his back.
"S-Sa...Sasuke?!" He screamed once he got over his coughing fit. Naruto nodded and Iruka sighed. He needed some asprin, some water, and a very long nap. Sighing heavily once again Iruka looked up at his blonde son and rubbed his forehead.
"Well you're not getting an abortion that's for sure. I definately do not approve of this but there is no way I'm going to kill that baby because of it." He said standing up.
"God Naruto, you are chuck full of it all!" He exclaimed walking into his room and slamming the door. Naruto let out a breath of relief before turning to Sakura.
"I think he took that rather well." He said happily. Sakura smacked her forehead and shook her head at the blond's comment. This was going to be a looooooooong pregnancy.
Month 2 - Week 4
"I will find my nitch in you car with my MP3 DVD rumble packed guitar. I don't see what anyone can see in anyone one else..." The guitar trailed off as Naruto looked grumpily at the paper in front of him. He didn't know why but he could figure out a last part to sing on that song. Every verse he had written so far was incomplete. Sighing he set his guitar aside and plopped lazily on his bed. He was not looking forward to next week. Or any of the weeks after that. And not only because he had to see Tsunade then either.
"You're a part time lover...and a full time friend." He sang softly looking at the pcture on his dresser. It was a picture from long ago when he and Sasuke were little. Naruto had got pushed into a pond my some bullies and got a fish stuck in his pants. Sasuke dived in with him so he wouldn't be the only one wet and upset. They took a picture while they were soaked.
"The monkey on your back is the lastest trend." Naruto looked at all the other pictures from when he was gorwing up. He never realized how many friends he made over the years. He was really grateful they were there to support him no matter what he put them through. Especially this hell hole of a situation.
"I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else..." Naruto thought about how he was an outcast at about everywhere he went. At school no one barely even looked at him if it weren't to pick on him. Naruto truly didn't care though. He thought they were all jerks and idiots anyway (not that he could talk about the idiot part). He actually hated everyone at that school except his friends and a few of the teachers. So he was kind of glad he didn't have to deal with the whole love drama things teenagers go with. That was until he fell for Sasuke.
Naruto looked at the picture with the two of them before smiling and grabbing his guitar on the floor. After playing a few chords he began to sing.
"You're a part time lover and a full time friend. The monkey on your back is the latest trend. I don't see what anyone cane see in anyone else..." Naruto thought of Sasuke on last time before grabbing a pencil and scribbling something down.
"...But you."
So what do you think? I know the last month was really short but I couldn't think of much. I was doing it on impulse cause I had major writers block at the moment. And yes I did use the song from Juno. I like it a lot and you will be finding more songs from Juno later in the story. You all know how in Juno she had a real hard time accepting she loved Paulie. Well I just wanted to say that Naruto knows he loves Sasuke, he just doesn't know if Sasuke feels the same way., And he doesn't want his freindship to be destroyed. Cliche I know but I didnt want to make it exactly like the movie. I hate that. Anyway you know what to do after you read. Click that review button and start typing! I'm not paying for nothing!!
P.S- If you don't know already the name of the song I used in this chap was Anyone else but you. When I looked it up it said the artist was The Moldy Peaches but you all can double check if you're not too sure abou it.
Ja ne!