A/N: Hi Hi! Okay my friend is out of commision right now. She got a total like violant case of food poisoning when we ate my my uncle resturant the other day. Omg I felt so bad. Her mother less then forced me out the house saying she's get better if I stopped somethering her. Now I'm not allowed in the house. She asked me to do her story but I know her fans wouldn't like it if I did it so I just told her I'll finish me story as soon as I can so she can have the computer all to herself so I'm going to be updating faster than usual now. Oh yeah. And also I might stop dividing the months into weeks soon so don't get mad at me plz

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...no smark remark either

Month 3 - Week 1

A bell sounded annoucing a costumer entering the Inuzuka convience store. Kiba looked up and smiled at the boy in front of him.

"Hey fertile mertle. You're looking extra pudgy today." He teased. Naruto growled and through a flipper.

"Can it mutt I'm not in the mood." The blond replied going toward the drink section. He snatched a bag from Kiba and stuffed it with huge bottles of peach/apple apple juice, regular apple juice, orange juice, grape juice, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and hawaiian punch. Soon he stomped towards the candy aisle and finished stuffing the bag with every fruit flavored candy there was. When he was done he plopped the bag in front of Kiba who laughed and rung everything up.

"I already know you don't have the money to pay for all of this." He said as he finished putting the things back into the bag and handing it back. Naruto snatched the bag even though he was extremely grateful Kiba was paying for him. Said brunette leaned his elbows on the counter and looked into deep blue eyes.

"So why don't you tell me what's eatin' ya huh?" He said smiling. Naruto glared at him before sighing and placing a hand on his now slightly pudging stomach.

"Everyone keeps commmenting on how my stomach is getting bigger and it's making me mad. Iruka said I looked like I had a pillow under my shirt, Sakura giggled and said I looked adorable, Shikamaru said I looked like I ate too much, Gaara won't stop poking it, and Sasuke said I was begining to look like Santa! I didn't even know Santa was pregnant!" He screamed exasperated. Kiba smiled and sat up patting the blond's head lightly.

"Don't worry about it. Everybody's just excited you're starting to show that's all. You have to remember, it's not everyday your best guy friend gets knocked up." Naruto grimaced and crossed his rarms childishly.

"It's not as if I asked to be pregnant." He said shaking his head and walking out the door. This pregnancy stuff was hard work. He would never underestimate the will power of a woman again. He didn't think he'd last through this month least another six. Taking a grape laffy taffy out of the bag and lightly sucking on it Naruto looked at the park he was walking beside. Right around the corner from the park was Sasuke's house. It wasn't that far from Naruto's house but it was a nice walk away. Naruto didn't really enjoy driving there because it'd only take like five minutes and that was a total waste of gas. After about thirty seconds of staring Naruto decided to go visit the Uchiha. It was winter break(1) now so it had been awhile since he had seen his best friend. though Sasuke did call him almost everyday. He was just so busy with basketball practice lately he really didn't have the time to visit him that often. It didn't make Naruto made though. He knew Sasuke was tired after long hours of grinding on sweaty guys , throwing balls into hoops and practice was pretty harsh now since that giant tournament was coming up in a few months. Heck he would be too tired to even drive home but Naruto knew he did his best so whenever he saw him was good enough for the blond.

It was about ten minutes of walking that he finally saw Sasuke's house come into view. The raven's blue mercedes wasn't in the driveway and Naruto sighed.

'Guess he's at practice.' He thought before walking up to the front door. Sasuke lived with his dad Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi was a little wierd to Naruto and seemed to like asking him about Iruka everytime he came over. It kind of freaked him out a little. It took him a long time before realizing that Kakashi was most likely stalking his adoptive dad and was a super mega uber pervert reading porno books all the time and no doubt looking at it on video.

'No wonder Sasuke is sexually active.'

Naruto chuckled at his joke. He hated when grown ups said sexually active. It really didn't make since. Was it supposed to mean was he like having sex now? Or the other day? Two days ago? A year ago? Five seconds ago? It was a dumb statement to him but whatever. Grown ups were like a group of orange squares(2) made to ruin kids lives forever except for a few of them who were actually cool.

When he got to the front door he opened the mailbox and realized Sasuke hadn't checked his mail yet. Naruto quickly dug in his bag before pulling out five boxes of nerds and a nerds rope. Sasuke wouldn't admit to anyone but Naruto knew he had an absolute fetish with nerds. He wasn't exactly sure why. The blonde threw a couple of gummy worms in too before closing it and making his way to his own house. Today he actually hoped Sasuke didn't visit him. Another thing the raven would never admit to anyone was that he got extremely hyper when he ate candy. And with everything Naruto just put in his mailbox he knew Sasuke wouldn't even be able to sit still. Naruto chuckled at the sight. Kakashi was in for a real treat.

Month 3 - Week 2

"Are you sure about this Naruto?" Sakura asked as she and her best friend sat on a park bench and flipped through the newspapers. Naruto smiled and scanned a certain article before replying.

"Positive. Shikamaru told me about an article in the newspaper called a pennysaver. It's an article about parents who are looking to adopt kids." Sakura shook her head.

"I know what a pennysaver is Naruto I'm just saying. You want to give up your baby to some people you don't even know. What about Sasuke? What did he think of this?" Naruto shrugged.

"I didn't tell him. Look, Sakura, I realized that this baby is a humongous responsiblility. I don't think I'm ready for it and I don't want him growing up to be in a really bad home. Giving it away is my best option." Sakura sighed and flipped another page. Suddenly her green eyes brightened and she shoved the newspaper in Naruto's face.

"Look at this couple!" She cried happily. Naruto took the papers out of her hands and began reading.

"They're names were Thomas and Aki. A japanese womam who married and american man. They were a beautiful couple and said ever since they got married two years ago they've wanted a child. The woman had been sterile all her life and none of the babies at the adoption agency appealed to them. They finally decided to put an ad in the pennysaver and would even pay for a baby if they had to. Two thoughts ran through my mind. Good couple. Too desperate."

"I guess we could go take a look at them. They seem like their pretty nice. And they really want this baby." Naruto replied putting a hand on his now very noticeble stomach. He had been growing bigger than normal but it wasn't too bad. He'd hate it when nine months rolled around though.

"I'll go take a look at them tomorrow. I'm sure Iruka would want to come to." Sakura nodded.

"Okay but I'm going with you. And it'll help if Gaara came along too. Just in case their creepy posers." Sakura put down all the newspapers and sighed.

"Naruto. I don't know about this." She said voicing her doubts. The pink haired teen didn't like the fact that her best friend was going through all this trouble just to give his baby away. She wished she cuold convince him that everyone would help take care of the baby but she knew Naruto had made up his mind. Said blond put a hand on her shoulder and smiled.

"Don't worry. It'll be fine. And let's not tell Sasuke about this alright?" Sakura reluctantly nodded still thinking something was going to go wrong.

Month 3 - Week 3

"Don't you hate it when some grown ups can't slow down and why some can't speed up? And don't you hate it when you're stuck in the car with the latter? Especially when you feel walking would be faster than the speed your riding? Yeah and don't you just despise the fact that one of your parents drive like that. Yeah meet me dad. "

Naruto sighed as he hung his head out of the window. Iruka was going like ten miles per hour on the interstate and every car behind them would honk before driving around and shouting out loud curses. Naruto and his adoptive father were on ttheir way to meet Aki and Thomas right now...well they were supposed to be there 1 hour 30 minutes and 15 seconds ago but hey whose counting.

Sakura giggled as her blond friend moaned and begged his dad to go faster. She and Gaara decided to go with Naruto to meet these people just in case Iruka couldn't handle them. The teacher was a bit of a shy person when it came to meeting other people. The pink haired teen looked towards her second best friend and tried to stiffle her laughter. Gaara was usually stoic and cold so seeing him slightly green with one hand on his stomach and one hand on his head from severe car sickness was absolutely priceless.

Naruto heaved a sigh as Iruka yelled at him for hanging out of window ("You can hurt the baby squashing your stomach against the door! Naruto get in here!"). Today Naruto was pretty depressed. Well he was excited about meeting the new parents of his baby of course but he was also depressed about what happened this morning before he left. Sasuke had come over for a visit before he had to go practice for another game today. Everything was going all fine and dandy until Naruto got an extremely nervous phone call from Aki saying she wanted to meet him in a few hours. Sasuke had thought it was some girl and got pretty upset. Naruto calmed him down saying it was just his aunt out in the country who wanted him to drop by because she was sick. Everthing seemed okay but then Naruto had to go to the bathroom. During that time Aki called back after remembering she forgot to tell them how to get there and since Iruka wasn't at home, Sasuke picked up the phone...

"Hello?"

"H-Hello?" Replied a soft voice laced with nervousness. Sasuke furrowed his eyebrows and glanced towards the bathrrom door. This sounded like the woman Naruto was walking to earlier.

"Um...how may I help you?" He asked wondering what this lady could possibly want again. The woman gave a small 'eep' at his tone and and took a long time before replying.

"M-May I-I speak to...to...N-Naruto...please..." She stuttered quietly. Sasuke rolled his eyes through the telephone. This lady was sounding less and less like a 'sick aunt' and more and more like trouble.

"Naruto's in the bathrrom may I take a message." He said as if talking to a child. The Uchiha guessed that was the best way to handle her because he could almost sense her calmng down.

"Um...I...I j-just wanted t-to tell him how...to get t-t-o my house. I-It's pretty far...away and I-I didn't w-want him to g-get...lost..." Sasuke frowned. Naruto should know how to get to his own aunts house right? Then this obviously wasn't his aunt.

"May I ask whose calling and why do you need to see Naruto?" The woman suddenly tensed up again and Sasuke nearly banged his head on the wall for his slip up.

"M-M-My n-name is...A-Aki. N-Naruto c-called me...f-from the...my p-pennysaver ad i-in the p-paper...s-so I could...could meet him..." Aki finally got out after about five minutes of trying. Sasuke's face grew hard as he stared at the bathroom door. Why did Naruto call someone from an article about desperate couple looking for children to adopt? Sasuke was going to have a very long talk with the blond when he stopped hiding in the bathroom.

"I'm sorry but Naruto will have to call you back later." He said not even waiting for an answer as he hung up. The raven stood up quickly and went to the door rapping on it hard.

"Naruto why the hell did you call someone from the pennysaver?! Are you trying to give away the baby? Whaht the hell are you thinking?! Naruto come out of there right now or I swear to god I'll-" Sasuke's sentence was cut off when Naruto held the door wide open. Ever since the blond heard his best friend answer the phone he stayed in the bathroom to think of a really good excuse to get out of a situation like this one.

"Naruto you-"

"Calm down Sasuke it's not for me." Naruto said walking past the Uchiha calmly even though his heart was pounding twenty miles an hour.

"My friend Miyako was talking to me about her baby coming soon but she didn't want to keep her so I told her I'd look through the pennysaver and help her find a family. That was just the lady calling back." The blond let out a silent breath of relief when he saw Sasuke calm down.

"So why did you tell me it was your sick aunt?"

"Because I knew you'd blow up like you did." Sasuke smiled.

"Yeah well you better do anything like that again. What was I thinking? You giving up the baby? You must be rubbing off on me dobe." He said grabbing his stuff and bidding goodbye for practice. Naruto lead him out saadly. Boy was Sasuke going to hate him.

Naruto groaned as the finally pulled into the driveway. He was suddenly wondering whether he should go through with this or just fake sick and go home. His descion was made when Gaara repeatedly banged on the back of his seat demanding he let him out. He figured the red head was sick to his stomach because Iruka was going so slow. Gaara was use to riding fast...really fast. The blond undid his seatbelt and got out of his orange chevy pick up truck. After waiting for everyone Iruka finally walked up to the door and before he could even knock it sung open revealing their host.

Aki was a short woman that looked no older than twenty five. She had short black hair that reminded Naruto of his friend Hinata and large green eyes. Her skin was as pale as Gaara's and Sasuke and the top of her nose was decorated with large freckles and a deep blush. The young woman straightened her self and smiled nervously.

"H-Hi I'm Aki J-Jefferson. Oh I-I guess y-you already know me from the p-paper (insert nervous laugh here). You must b-be N-Naruto and th-this must be your...your dad I-Iruka. N-Nice t-to...finally m-meet you. And a-are th-these you friends..hi I-I'm Aki b-but you pr-probably...heard o-of m-me from Naruto...but just i-in case...I'm Aki." She said frantically shaking everyone's hands. Gaara smirked at the woman's nervousness and decided to have some fun.

"So your name's Aki right?" He earning a stiffled laugh from Naruto and glares from Iruka and Sakura. Aki nodded furiously and tucked a loose strand behind her ear.

"I'm Gaara Suna and this is my friend Sakura Haruno. What was your name again?" He didn't get his answer because Sakura had smacked him across the head and Iruka asked to go inside. Everyone was lead into a small living room and Naruto sat down in a tiny armchair which was actually quite comfortable if he did say so himself. The sounds of fottsteps could be heard as Naruto turned to see a man walk into the room. He looked no older than his early thirties and had ruffled blond hair and deep violet eyes. Naruto guessed he ws probably a looker 'back in his day'. It wasn't as evident now but it wasn't completely gone.

The man smiled and sat next to his wife wrapping his arms around her shoulder after shaking Iruka hand.

"Hi! It's nice to meet you all. I'm Thomas. Thomas Jefferson." This time Naruto couldn't control his laughter everyone turned to him as he wiped tears from his eyes.

"S-Sorry. I just couldn't resist." He said trying to control his after giggles. Sakura slapped her forehead and everyone turned away. Iruka sighed and gestured towards the still chuckling blond.

"This of course is Naruto. These two here are Sakura and Gaara, Naruto's best friends. And I as you know am Naruto's dad Iruka. Now why don't we get started." He said grabbing some papers off the table. Naruto groaned silently and raised his hand as if in class.

"Can I go to the bathroom? I really got to pee like really badly." Thomas smiled and Aki looked around nervously.

"U-um...um...th-the bathrooms...up up the st-stairs to...to y-your left and-" Naruto stood up cutting her off.

"Thanks." He said making his way up the stairs. Sakura and Gaara loked at him before looking at each other in a silent agreement. They both stood, excused themselves and followed the blond upstairs who was currently smiffing everything in the whole entire bathrrom.

"They sure got a lot of stuff in here." He said sniffing some expensive looking perfume. Suddenly a dog like sneeze erupted from his nose and he wiped it slowly on his jacket sleeve.

"What was that?" He asked sniffing the bottle again before another sneeze sounded.

"Stop sniffing it kit I;m having an allergic reaction." Naruto looked around trying to figure out where the voice came from before his eyes widened.

'Kyuubi?'

"Who do you think it is the easter bunny?" The old spirit replied shaking her fluffy head making Naruto do the same.

'Where have you been all this time? Hiding in the shadows.' He teased sniffing more stuff. Kyuubi growled.

"For your information I was sleeping enjoying the last few moments before I had to deal with you. Stop sniffing stuff!!" Naruto stopped before another sneeze came round. He picked u a bar of soap and gave it a quick whiff before the fox could yell at him. It smelled really good like, apples and melons mixed together. Shrugging he stuffed it in his pocket before walking out.

'So what brings your almighty prescence now?' The blond thought. He was almost at the end of his third month. His stomach was getting more pudgier by the day and he no longer looked like there was a pillow stuffed under his shirt.

"Your almost at your fourth month and I know you're going to need much more help than you're getting so I decided to wake up from my slumber. But everything seems to be in order so I might take a nap for a while." Naruto smiled as he actually felt the spirits prescence fade away from him. He doubted the lazy old fox would be any help to him anyway. A tapping of a foot caught him out of his trance as he looked up to see Gaara looking scolding and Sakura with one hand crossed over her chest and one hand stretched out. The blond sighed and reached into his pocket pulling out the soap and placing it in the pink haired girls hand. These two were going to be the actually handful.

I stopped it here because I felt it was enough. This is a pretty crappy chapter to me so flamming is allowed I guess. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, been takin care of my friend. Who by the way is feeling much better and will be updating her story by next week. I know you spirited away fans are happy. Lol anyway review please and really important note: THIS FANFIC WILL NOT FOLLOW THE JUNO STORYLINE. That means Naruto is NOT going to end up giving his baby away so don't yell at me in the reviews for being exactly like Juno. Oh yeah and this chapter is where I'm stopping the sectioned weeks. It's all just one big month chapter now so Get over it!! Love you!!

(1) - since my wierd scool gets out late our winter break starts in January ad ends Febuary something.

(2) - That's what me and my friend use to call our principle. Now we just say it to any teacher we don't like. Our principle moved up to the whore. Lol