A/N: Hi Hi! I know I said I was gonna wait til I got at least thirty reviews but you guys are jerks and I was just way too anxious. Darn me and my short attention span. Lol well anyway here is the climax of the stroy. Doesn't that make you all so very happy...it better. Lol jk jk. This chapter is so sweet and adorable but then of course we have some drama moving on in. Can't have Naruto without drama. Duh! My school's started and I have all honors and a AP class so busy busy busy me! Lol. I guess I'm just drabbling on about nothing huh? -sigh- enjoy the story you jerks...

Disclaimer: I remembered this time!! -clears throat- I I I soooooo do not ownnnnnnnn Naaruuuutooooooooo!!

Xx Six Months Ago xX

It was actually quite peaceful in the house Naruto occupied at the moment. The room was completely quiet except for the small ticking of a clock that was soothing enough to put anyone to sleep. The temperature was absolutley perfect, not too hot, not too cold. Yet the blond's eye twitched annoyingly from where he was sitting. It wasn't the fact that ticking of the clock was soothing that made him so irritable. It wasn't the fact that the temperature was absolutely perfect in the room either. It wasn't even the fact that he was sitting in nothing but his boxers and his socks. It was the fact that he decided to play a friendly game of strip poker, not even remembering that he was unlucky, friday the thirteenth was like christmas compared to him.

Sasuke on the other hand was in a very lighthearted mood. It wasn't the fact that he was still fully clothed while the other was not. It wasn't the fact that he had not lost since the game begun. It wasn't even the fact that he had a full house in his hand at that moment. No, it was that fact that the game was basically over, and Naruto only had one more piece of clothing to go.

"Are you ready dobe?" The raven asked giving his best friend a 'I'm totally going to win no matter what your cards are' look. Naruto huffed annoyed.

"Lets just get it over with." He said flopping his cards down which ended up being a bunch of junk. Sasuke smiled and placed down his full house.

"Looks like I win." He said collecting the money they bet and the food they bet as well. Naruto growled as he threw his socks halfway across the room.

"You cheated teme and you know it." Sasuke smirked.

"No you're just really easy." He replied. Earlier today Iruka told Naruto he was going out so the blond decided to come over Sasuke's house for the night. It was almost two in the morning now but that didn't matter. Teenagers stayed up as long as they anted, and Kakashi wasn't at home to rain on their parade so they were going to make the best of that.

"Yeah yeah yeah. So I'm not good at strup poker...or any kind of poker. But at least my rules aren't retarded. Why can't I put my night clothes on?" Naruto asked throwing said clothes at the raven sitting on the floor. Sasuke waved his finger while opening a bag of chips.

"Just be happy I didn't make you streak around the neighborhood naked." He replied making Naruto scowl.

"Thank you oh kind one. You're generousity never ceases to amaze me." He said sarcasm dripping from evey single word. Sasuke snickered softly as the blond made his way into the bathroom to brush his teeth.

"Did you hear about Diana? You know the cheerleader captain?" He said his mouth full of toothpaste. Sasuke grabbed his glasses before reaching for a black book on one side of him and his chips on the other.

"About her getting knocked up?" He replied opening the book to the middle and began reading. Naruto nodded.

"Lucky it isn't yours huh?" The blond joked. Sasuke scoffed.

"Please, I'll never get anyone pregnant." A silence fell after that but the water in the bathroom kept running.

"Do you use protection?"

"Nope I'm just sterile." Another silence as Naruto tried to figure out if Sasuke was kidding...or serious.

"How many have you done so far?"

"Lost count long time ago." Once again silence followed but this time Naruto cut the water off and walked back inside the room. He sat down looking at his best friend watching him read furiously. It was weird seeing Sasuke in glasses. Actually it was kind of...cute.

"Bet everyone thinks your a sex-god huh?" Naruto said smiling foxily. Sasuke smirked.

"Wouldn't screw me if they didn't." He replied not a least ashamed.

"Every been on bottom?"

"Nope."

"Get blow-jobs?"

"Plenty."

"Gone kinky?"

"Sometimes." Sasuke looked up to his best friend over his glasses and smiled. The blond had a thoughtful look on his face as if trying to think of more questions to ask him.

"Naruto you're still a virgin aren't you?" Naruto's face immediately turned red and he stared towards the ground.

"Maybe..."

Sasuke smiled and put his book down before turning fully towards his cute little dobe.

"Ever had a wet dream before?" Naruto's eyes widened and his face grew darker.

"O-Of course I have!" He replied defensively. Sasuke's smirk grew.

"About who may I ask?" Naruto looked towardsthe ground embarrassed.

"N-No one...in particular." Sasuke hummed disbelievingly before turning back to his book. The faint ticking of the clock was the only thing heard at the moment as one read his book while the other searched his mind.

"Ever kissed before?" The question caught Naruto off guard as he stared at Sasuke in shock.

"What?"

"I don't mean the peck on the lips..." The raven said putting down his book once more. "...I mean the full blown make-out." Naruto scowled and leaned his face in so that his and Sasuke's were only inches apart.

"And what's the point of all these questions?" He hissed through clenched teeth. Sasuke shrugged onyx staring into cerulean.

"Just to see how far your nose can grow." Naruto scowled and pushed in further.

"Are you calling me a liar?" Sasuke smirked widely.

"Something like that." The two glared at each other before Naruto fiannly sat up crossing his arms and letting out a loud 'Hmph!'

"Well for your information I may still be a virgin but I've had my fair share of wet dreams and I've made out...twice!" Chuckling caught his attention and he turned around sharply to the snickering raven.

"What's so funny?!"

"The fact that you've barely done anything you're entire teenage life. Pathetic" Naruto scoffed.

"Just because I'm not like you doesn't mean I'm pathetic." Sasuke looked at the blond teasingly.

"You wouldn't last ten seconds during sex." Naruto scowled and stood up quickly.

"Wanna bet?!" He yelled glaring down at his best friend. Sasuke stood up slowly taking off his glasses and putting his hand on his hip.

"Yes I do. Right here right now." The raven replied before putting eveything aside and slowly taking off his clothes. Naruto's face grew bright red as he swallowed loudly.

"N-Now?"

"Unless your scared." Naruto bit his lip. He was going to do it. He was going to have sex! And with his best friend none the less! Well he could always say no..but then Sasuke would never let him live it down. He'd be ridiculed for the rest of his life and the blond wanted to prove that he was not a coward! Sure the object of his 'wet dreams' was basically inviting him to do what he's wanted them to do for a very long time but...this is not how he imagined his first time to be. Naruto's thoughts were cut off when Sasuke suddenly came up behind him wrapping his arms around his waist his bare chest rubbing onto Naruto's bare back.

"Don't worry Naruto. We'll take it nice and slow. Just lay down and I'll do the rest." Suddenly there was a feeling Sasuke had planned something like this for a while now. It was a quiet feeling, but it was there none the less.

Naruto looked at Sasuke nervously before dropping the rest of clothes and slowly climbing onto the bed. The raven climbed on top of him his face lowered to Naruto's only centimeters away as if inviting him for a kiss. It was dark in the room except for a light glow from the lamp by the bed but Naruto liked it that way. Said blond slowly wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck and lifted his head to meet awaiting lips in a chaste kiss which suddenly turned into a passionate headted one. Sasuke licked Naruto's bottom lip and ran a hand down the blond's leg making him moan softly. The raven took that opportunity to shove his tongue into Naruto's mouth the pink organ exploring every inch he could reach. After some coaxing Naruto decided to join in a battle of dominance even though he knew Sasuke would win. Unfortunately the blond need air and Sasuke took that time to run kisses down tan skin only stopping to suck on his pulse making the blond gasp and moan his best friends name. Sasuke lifted up and moved towards a tan ear licking the shell softly.

"You know I've wanted this for a very long time." He whispered huskily, sending chills down Naruto's spine. Said blond closed his eyes and planting a soft kiss on a pale shoulder.

"I know." He whispered back even though he didn't believe it before pulling his love back into a kiss.

And before Naruto even knew it, it was all over. Of course the afterglow was still hanging around them, and the cum still covered their bodies and the bed sheets, and Sasuke was still laying beside him, snuggled close and kissing him softly. The moment was glorious and Naruto was extremely content for now. Because he knew by tomorrow morning, everything would go back to being the same, and the blond would just be another page in Sasuke book. Naruto sighed and snuggled closer to said raven as he let sleep take over him. Even though all would be forgotten, he was glad that his best friend was his first. Actually...he wouldn't have wanted it any other way.

To say Naruto was pissed would be the understatement of the whole universe. He wasn't just pissed, oh no he was more than that. He was homicidal. No one thought he would react the way he did since of course people usually get hurt when other people talk about them or ridicule them. Especially someone who happened to be a guy and just happened to get pregnant and just happened to be humogous at just five months. But Naruto was not one of the people.

It was a normal day when school started. Everything was fine, Gaara, Naruto, and Kiba went to their lockers like usually. Then Kiba went off to Algerbra while Gaara and Naruto got stuck with Biology. They brought a big bag of snacks since Naruto's appetite had grown remarkably. But just before they went into the room some random guy walked by and let out a big "Whoa! Dude you're huge! How much did you eat during the break?" It kind of took a while for Gaara to get Naruto off of him.

The situation only got worse when a few girls walked by whispering "Omg is he like pregnant?" or "I think it's a prank!" or "No he just got too fat." They were serious lucky they were right next to the girls bathroom because even though Naruto was big, he could still move fast.

By that time it was fourth period which was still long from lunch and somebody (who didn't get away fast enough because Gaara sat on the other side of the room) decided to still Naruto's snack bag. The good news was Principle Sarutobi knew about the pregnancy thing. The bad news (which was still good news to Naruto) was the boy would be in the nurse's office for at least a week.

Now everyone was at lunch which they never ate in the cafeteria. Naruto grabbed everything that was available and stomped outside with a vein on top of his head since sixth period when some chick snuck pokes at his stomach all period to see if it was real or not. He was glad he took lunch with all the guys he knew because right now he hated girls with a huge passion.

"You okay fertile mertile?"

Except Kiba. He was slightly hating Kiba.

"Shut it mutt I am NOT in the mood." Naruto replied plopping down heavily on the grass beside Shikamaru who was lying down watching the clouds float. Every guy friend Naruto had took lunch with him: Shikamaru, Kiba, Gaara, Lee, Neji, Chouji, Shino, Sai, Gaara's brother Kankuro, and of course Mr. Prick and a princess himself if he decided to finally grace them with his prescence.

"Don't worry about it. Just think, in three more months it'll all be over." Naruto glared at Sai who countered him with a smile so fake it was unreal.

"Easy for you to say. You're stomach is baby-free." He grumbled shoving a truck load of food into his mouth. Gaara and Kankuro grimaced disgusted at how the blond ate but said nothing since Naruto was a time bomb just waiting to go off. Said blond reached across and grabbed a cheeseburger from Lee who wasn't looking.

"Do not worry about it my friend! You will change all your negative thoughts when you first hear the baby's cry as it comes out of the womb. The beauty of youth will be so much you will wish for another one!" The green clad teen recited still not noticing his lunch was missing. Naruto scowled.

"I will not wish for anymore these things. Like hell i'm going through this again." He said with his mouth full of cheeseburger. Gaara sighed and rubbed his temples at the idiots surrounding him. Especially the blond one.

"Naruto, those 'things' are called babies." He said pushing his plate towards his best friend who was reaching for something on Kiba's tray. Naruto's face softened as he took the tray. Silence followed which kind of made the group uncomfortable and for a second Gaara thought he had said the wrong thing on mistake.

"Naruto-"

"Where's Sasuke?"

The question caught everyone off guard and they all looked at each other in confusion except Shikamaru who just stayed layed back on the grass watching the clouds go by.

"Sorry Naruto, but we haven't seen him."

"Oh..."

Another silence fell over them more uncomfortable than the first. They actually felt a little sorry for Naruto. The babies were getting bigger and bigger but Sasuke was nowhere to be found lately. They had their suspicions because they knew basketball practice didn't run that long. Actually they all knew were he most likely was right now. They knew what he had been doing the past few days and with whom he was doing those things with. It was only a matter of telling Naruto...

Said blond got up with the trays he emptied in his hands.

"Well I think I'm going to go early. I have to stop by my locker and it's taking me a while to walk around now." He said softly before turning to walk away. All the boys looked at each other and nodded as if in a silent agreement. Kiba stood and placed a hand on his friend's shoulder making him turn around.

"Naruto...um..." The dog loving teen stuttered. Naruto turned fully around sensing something was wrong. Gaara sighed. It was either now or never.

"What Kiba is trying to say is, we know where Sasuke is." Naruto immediately brightened.

"Really?!" Gaara nodded.

"I saw him last in the library, but he might be at his locker now since class is about to start." Kankuro replied. Naruto's smile grew wider.

"Thank you guys!" He said before turning around but this time something stopped him from walking away.

"Haven't you heard?" Everyone looked down at Shikamaru who was still lying down with his eyes closed. Naruto's face showed confusion.

"Heard what?"

"Naruto, Sasuke hasn't seen you in days. Don't you ever think that somethings going on? Even when he had basketball practice in the past he always found the time and energy to come visit you."

"I never really thought about it." Shikamaru opened his eyes to gaze at his friend.

"Sasuke has been 'hanging out' with Karin and I don't mean hanging out as in going to the park, or the movies." Naruto's eyes widened.

"What?" Gaara nodded.

"It's even said that he was taking her to the talent show, and then back to his house for some more 'hanging out.'"

"Naruto we-" But Lee never got to finish his sentence for Naruto took off as fast as he could. Sasuke was dating Karin. What the hell was he thinking?! I mean sure it was Naruto's idea but Karin is such a slut! He knew how much of a whore she was. She probably had every STD under the sun! If he known Sasuke would take him seriously he would have never suggested the damn thing in the first place. He didn't want to get Sasuke sick! Naruto's thoughts were cut off when he found Sasuke putting books into his locker. Unfortunately Sasuke found him too and gave him a small smile.

"Hey dobe. I wanted to tell you something about the talent show."

"Maybe it was the fact that you were taking that slut Karin." Sasuke's face slowly turned into a frown and his eyes narrowed dangerously at Naruto's tone.

"...No...but that's true..." He replied making Naruto ball his fist.

"Sasuke what the hell are you thinking?!" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke sighed heavily and put the last of his books into his locker.

"Naruto don't do this to me."

"Don't do what to you?! The question is what are you doing?!"

"What you told me to do!" Sasuke replied slamming his locker door and clearly angry. Naruto scowled.

"I didn't want you to take me seriously! Sasuke that bitch has every STD under the fucking rainbow she's like a walking disease! You screw her and you'll get sick for life!"

"I'm not going to get sick! God Naruto what the hell are you biting my head off for?! I'm the one who should be pissed!" Naruto scoffed.

"You?! Why the hell should you be pissed?!"

"Because you are so fucking unfair!"

"Unfair? Unfair?! What the fuck is unfair Sasuke? How is it unfair?"

"It's unfair that you're biting my fucking head off for doing something YOU told me to do! It's unfair that you always make the damn decisions on your own without even caring about my opinion! Like when you ran off and tried to give the baby away without me knowing anything!"

"Sakura and I had that taken care of."

"That's not the point! I should have had some say in it Naruto. You always do things on your own! You make you're decisions on your own. You go off and do a truck load of shit on your own! You never give a damn about what I think! It's unfair that I have to sit on the sidelines and watch you take control! It's my responsibility also Naruto! These are my babies too!" By now the arguement had gathered a large crowd but neither Naruto nor Sasuke noticed, or didn't care. Naruto let out a small dry laugh at Sasuke's last comment.

"You're babies? You screw around with every single person you can get your fucking hands on teacher and student alike and you want to say these are you're babies?!"

"Naruto you're being unfair!" Naruto slammed his fist against the locker.

"NO! This is not unfair! Do you want to know what's unfair Sasuke?! Do you?! Because I know what unfair is! Unfair is that you can fuck anyone, anytime, any place, any fucking day you want to and move on to you're next victim! Me?! I have sex ONCE with my best friend in the whole entire world and I have to carry the evidence around under my fucking sweater!!"

"Naruto..."

"No!! I'm not done because that barely scratches the surface. Look around you Sasuke! What do you see?! People!! I have to walk through a crowd like this every single fucking day and guess what they do!! Can you guess?! They part like the fucking Red Sea and I'm Moses!! The look at me like I'm some kind of lost circus performer!! They hate me, ridicule me, taunt me, spread rumors about me, and treat me like I'm fucking dirt!! You know why Sasuke?! Do you?! No you don't!! Well I know why!! They do that because of you! Because of you, not only am I pregnant, but I'm a freak too!!" Naruto had tears in his eyes by the time he was finished. A quiet mummur pushed through the crowd and some even looked down in shame. Sasuke who was taken aback by the blond's sudden outburst reached a hand towards him.

"Naruto..."

"Don't fucking touch me!" The blond hissed retracting away. "I let you do that once and now look where it got me." Sasuke scowled at the words, his anger searing back into his veins.

"God Naruto what the hell?! You think this isn't any trouble on me?! Do you know how many times I've stayed awake at night wondering if you and the baby were okay?! Do you know how much I'd mess up at practice because I was worrying something would go wrong?! Do you know how I would barely eat because I always believed you would run off and do something stupid?! No you don't!! Do YOU know why?! Because you're always running off and doing you're own damn thing! You never even consider my opinion on anything! It drive me fucking crazy Naruto!! That's why I keep screwing around!! That's why I do what I do!! Do you think I can handle this kind of pressure?! Do you think I wanted this?!" A surprised mummur rippled throughout the whole crowd and Sasuke instantly pursed his lips tight his onyx eyes staring into Naruto's shocked ones, his tears running down and his hands on his swollen stomach. Why the hell would he say something like that?! He wanted these babies as much as Naruto did. He would have never said such a thing if he hadn't been speaking out of pure anger. A movement caught his eye as Naruto picked up his bag which he had dropped during the fight.

"Naruto..."

"Don't worry about it." The blond replied calmly staring at him with cold cerulean eyes before turning and walking away. "I won't bother you anymore."

"Naruto! Naruto I didn't mean that! Naruto listen to me!" Said blond turned around hatefully.

"I heard you Sasuke loud and clear. You don't want these babies, fine. You won't have them."

"Naruto-"

"Don't!" Everyone seemed to jump at the vicious response. "Don't...call me. Don't text me. Don't even visit me. I don't want to see you anymore."

"Naruto!" Sasuke called and tried to race after his best friend but ironically his bag was caught inside his locker from his earlier slamming. Sasuke tugged furiously trying to break free.

"Naruto! Naruto wait! NARUTO!" But it was too late. The blond was already lost in the crowd. Sasuke slowly closed his eyes before let out a loud growl and punched the lockers denting them. Naruto was gone. Gone because of him. Because he just had to go screwing around with everyone. Because he had to let his anger get the best of him. Because he had to yell the opposite of what he really felt. Because he had to go break Naruto's heart right in front of him. And now the blond was gone. Gone away alone. Gone away six months pregnant with his children. Gone away because of him. All because of him!! Sasuke punched the locker one last time as he felt small tears prick at the corner of his eyes. Naruto...was gone...

So what the hell was he supposed to do now?

Ha! I mean this was such a hard chapter!! It was actually so much better than this the first time I wrote it but I tried to save it and it totally go erased because I had to sign in again!! Stupid son of a biscui eating bull dog computer of mine. Anyway so I hope you liked the chapter. Did anyone see the irony I put at the begining of the story. You know when Sasuke said i'll never get anyone pregnant. You wouldn't even think of Naruto of all thepeople Sasuke has screwed that he would get pregnant. -sigh- Ah me... lol anyway since I did this chapter pretty late I'm going to pay you double if everyone clicks and reviews. That'll make your pay two whole pennies! It's a limited time offer so GO GO GO!!

P.S: Sasuke and Naruto will get back together. If they didn't I would be a pretty bad writer now wouldn't I?