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Will: Welcome back everybody!
Near: We never left...
Mello: I think he's still talking to those nonexistent readers he's still claiming are out there.
Light: I think he's insane...
Will: I think you all better shut up or Tami will turn you into beavers.
Tami: No I won't. I'm on a coffee break.
Will: ... You just have to make things difficult for me, don't you? And I have readers!!
Near: Four? That's pathetic.
Will: ...I don't like you.
Matt: Furret was caught! Do you want to give her a nickname? MattPwns chooses 'yes'. I will call here... Socky!!
Misa: ... is he okay?
Mello: He gets like this when he's been deprived of his video games for a while.
Will: Sorry Matt, you can't be playing games while answering questions.
Matt: ...
Will: ...?
Matt: Oh mah god! A Zigzagoon!!
Will: I- huh- what!?
Matt: -gets other sock- I'm gonna catch him!
Will: 0.0 Okay fine!! -throws DS at Matt's head-
Matt: -starts playing happily-
Will: I saw my whole life flash before my eyes.
Mello: How was it?
Will: I'm not going to make one of those jokes.
Near: He says that because he saw what a pointless and unfufilling life he's led up to this point.
Will: ...
Near: ...
Light: Can we just answer the question's already?
Misa: Yes, Misa-misa is getting bored.
Will: Fine. Roll clip.
Tami: We don't have a-
Will: You know what I mean!!
Tami: Whatever. First up is Android 24.
Finally someone does a Deathnote Q&A! (Highfives Will)
Anyway onto the questions!
L: (Hugs) I'm sorry you died L, I cried when you died, damn Light and his evilness!! (Gives a trolley of sweets) That should do it!
Light: As much as I want to, I won't kill you...I actually believed in your ideals before you went insane and started trying to save your butt instead of keeping to your beliefs...you killed Takada and anyone who believed in you and wanted to help you...you were nothing but a murder, as bad as the people you were trying to eradicate from this world! (Slaps)
Near: You're so cute! (Hugs and gives him a toy) That should keep you entertained while you're here!
Mello: um...have some chocolate! (Gives)
Matsuda: I feel sorry for you...you're such a kind hearted person who gets made fun of for being so nice and somewhat naive. (takes off the duct tape and gives a hug)
Takada and Misa: I really like you both I really do but...you must have been blind to not have known that Light was using you from the get-go, I hereby grant you two, humiliation-notes which, when the persons full name is written in it, will cause something humiliating to happen to them! enjoy! (Gives)
Will: Hope things go well for this fic and that you get more questions...i know mine weren't really "questions" per say but hey...anything can happen, if things go well and another chapter comes along, you can bet I'll be back! (leaves)
Will: Thanks! -High fives back, hand is crushed- GAAAHH! Teh PAIN!!
Mello: Think of it as Devine punishment for kidnapping us and trapping us in your basement.
Tami: -uses Health Note to fix Will's hand paw... whatever-
Light: How many of those do you have?
Tami: A few...
L: -smiles and hugs back while staring at the trolley of sweets- Thank you, I was sad when I died too. I was so close to catching Light and bringing him to justice.
Light: Too bad for you. I won.
Near: But then I beat you.
Mello: With my help!
Near: ... Sure, just keep telling yourself that Mello.
Light: I hate kids.
Will: Silence old person. Anyways, we can't be giving L an unfair advantage over the other contestants.
Ryuk: This is a contest...?
Will: SILENCE!! -confiscates trolley-
L: I have never felt such hatered for something so small.
Will: Ain't I a stinkah? Anyways, Light, respond to the nice android.
Light: Why does everyone want to kill me? I'm awesome! -rubs cheek-
Misa: Yes you are. -glomps Light-
Light: Yeah... get off Misa.
Misa: Yes Light...
Light: And I had to protect myself in order to be able to accomplish my goals. If I were to die, then there'd be no one left to save the world!!
Mello: Yeah, you're a regular saint.
Light: Thank you.
Mello: -facepalm-
Near: -starts to play with his new toy but it is instantly confiscated by Will-
Will: Sorry Near (no I'm not), but like stated earlier, you need to focus on the show.
Near: But Matt's not-
Will: Matt's scary. I don't want to end up like Socky.
Takada: I can't breathe! And I'm Takada!
Will: Shut up Socky. -goes to take chocolate from Mello-
Mello: -aims gun at Will- Just try it.
Will: T-try what Mello? I was just looking through the other reviews!
Mello: Thought so. -eats chocolate-
L+Near: This is unfair.
Tami: Life is unfair.
Ryuk: Hyuk hyuk, this is amusing.
Will: Really?
Ryuk: -watching Matt play video games- hyuk, hyuk. Awesome.
Will: -heartbroken-
Matsuda: I-I'm not naive! But thank you for removing the duct tape. I don't know why Will brought me here if he was just going to tie me up.
Will: I needed someone to practice on.
All: ...?
Will: ...
Matsuda: Practice for wha-
Will: SILENCE!!
Matsuda: ... Yes sir.
Misa: Misa is not blind. She knew Light was using her, but she also knows that Light loves her more than anything! He told her so!
Near: Blind.
Takada: Light... -wheeze- Light loves me MORE.
Misa: -hiss- does not.
Takada: -crawls out of sock- Does to, -attacks Misa-
Misa: -tries to strangle Takada-
Will: Animal abuse is bad people. Bad.
Takada and Misa: -notice the humiliation notes-
Will: oooh. I might just let them keep those.
All but Takada, Misa, and Will: That's not fair!
Will: Life's not fair. Get over it. I wanna see what they do to each other.
Takada: Oh you do, do you Will? -evil grin- I think some vengeance is in order, -writes Will's true name-
Will: How'd you even know my -all fur falls off- Holy fishsticks! I'm naked!!
L: Near, shield your eyes!!
Light: That... I could've lived without seeing.
Will: -blushing madly- I've gotta... get some clothes... -runs off-
Tami: -laughing hysterically- that was awesome! -High fives Takada-
Takada: -looking pleased-
Mello: Well and good. Can we move on?
Tami: Right. Next up is... Puddingcup.
L: ... Pudding... sweets... -in the fetal position-
Tami: ...riiight... moving on.
LOL! Funny raccoon! okay... questions...
For Takada: Is being a ferret-thing (or whatever you now are) fun? How's that sock Matt put you in?
For Will and Tami: Are you gonna give L any sweets? He's about to go ninja on you so i would suggest you give them to him...
hmm... can't think of anything else right now. Can't wait to read the rest of your story!
Tami: She also apparently forgot to add another question, and so sent it in a PM...
this is for Mikami: Hey, Mikami? Buddy? You still alive there?
Hello? twitch your left eye if you're still alive...
Takada: -muffled- Oh yes. Losing my perfect body to become a domesticated weasel is just so much fun. I could stay this way forever. And the fumes from Matt's sock... actually... I'm pretty sure these are toxic... -passes out-
Matt: Socky has fainted...
Mello: Play your game Matt.
Matt: Can do boss.
Tami: It's not my job to feed him. If he goes crazy he'll kill Will, not me.
L: The raccoon... must die...
Tami: -doesn't care-
Near: Remember people, animal abuse is wrong.
Light: We already told them that.
Near: Just getting the point across.
Light: As for Mikami...
Mikami: -twitching-
Near: He's still alive, he should be fine by the next episode.
Mello: How do you know, you're not a Doctor!
Near: Trust me, I'm smart.
Mello: ... I don't like you.
Tami: This from... Sonar.
Matt
Stupidest question you ever got asked?
Worse pick up line you heard from someone?
How do you react to MattxMello and MattxMisa pairings in stories?
Matsuda
Who in the task force would you be more likely to drive insane?
Did you ever try and pull a prank while in the task force?
Is it true that you had to deliver news to the Yagami family about the death of Light? Did you tell them that he was Kira?
I'm a fan of yours and it's bad enough that I get more dreams about you and Ide than anyone else.
hugs Matsuda tightly to the point where he has to remove her arms cause she was accidently choking him
Near
Worse name you ever been called?
Light
Hey Lightbulb!
All: ...
Matt: -playing his game-
All: ... Matt.
Matt: Lemme... find a save...
All: ...
Matt: Just gotta... beat this boss...
All: ...
Matt: Damn, I died. -restarts-
Mello: Oh for the love of-!! -snatches game- answer your questions or I'll break it.
Matt: -Near tears-
Mello: -heart of stone glare-
Matt: Tch. Fine. The stupidest question I was ever asked was... uh... 'Matt, are you going to get to work or just sit there playing video games all day'. Or at least... that's all I can think of at the moment. I'd have a better answer if Mello gave me back my DS.
Mello: ...
Matt: Please?
Mello: Finish answering the questions.
Matt: -sigh- fine. All pickup lines are lame.
Near: He's just never heard any because no one ever asks him out.
Matt: Have to! Tons of girls ask me out!
Near: Matt, you didn't even know the difference between a boy and a girl before you were ten.
Matt: Well hanging around Mello all the time, it's hard to tell...
Mello: I'm going to kill you. Just answer the question.
Matt: Fine. I'm gonna say the 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven' line. It's the most overused and no one likes it. So there. And... wait, people pair me and them together?! Wow, I never even spoke to Misa. I just called her cute. I guess blonds just dig me. -cheesy grin-
Misa: Ewww... I don't like you... nerd.
Matt: Ouch. Fine, I've still got Mello.
Mello: Matt... what gender am I?
Matt: ... You have a gender? I always thought you were like Mewtwo or Yoshi or something.
Mello: ...?
Matt: Eh... moving on.
Matusda: My turn! And Will isn't here to stop me from speaking!
Tami: Don't jinx it.
Matt: Jynx?
Light: Shut up, you've had enough screen time for one episode.
Matt: ... stupid Kira face.
Light: -glares-
Matsuda: Eh... anyways... I don't think I'd drive anyone insane. Though I'd have to say... Aizawa... he's so uptight. -checks to see if the others think he's doing well-
Near: -fell asleep when Matsuda started talking-
Misa: -cooing over how cute Matusi is-
Matusda: ... And uh... yeah. I did try to pull a prank once. On L...
L: You promised we'd never speak of that again.
Matsuda: -face red- R-right. It's not for the kids to hear anyways... really sorry about the scissors and hair gel part by the way.
L: -ignoring him-
Matsuda: Sorry. And yes, I did give them the news. I told Sayu that he died trying to stop Kira, but her mom knows the truth...
Light: Why'd you have to tell my mom!? When she dies I'll be grounded forever!!
Mastuda: From the way she talks I think it'll be worse than just grounding...
Light: GAH! You're so useless!
Matsuda: -slightly blue from the choking- Thanks... it's nice to know I have fans but... when you say dreams about Ide and me... you don't mean... about Ide and me... at the same time... do you?
Tami: Moving on.
Matsuda: Wait. I don't get what she meant!!
Near: -wakes up- the worse name I've ever been called?
Matsuda: Wait guys, I'm still talking!
Near: I think... all of them were poorly thought out an inaccurate, though none were particularly hurtful. Though I'm sure Mello tried his best. I would say there wasn't one, since they were all merely attempts at name calling.
Mello: -fuming-
Light: Uh... hey?
Tami: Next questions!! From threemillionworded
Matsuda I love you soo much. Why don't you ever stand up for yourself?
L Don't you usually have sweets with you...like at all times? I would imagine you'd have them hidden...like in your sleeves?
also...will you marry me?
Light You are an idiot. You should go die again. Like ow.
Misa Have you ever thought about being a playboy bunny model?
Matsuda: More questions...? Yay! Thanks, I guess. I don't stand up for myself? I hadn't noticed. I guess I-
Will: -back and wearing infant clothes- Matsuda! Why are you talking?
Matsuda: I got questions and-
Will: SILENCE!
Matsuda: Sorry...
Will: You should be. Now where are we...?
All: ...
Will: ... What?
Misa: Why is the naked raccoon wearing a bib and baby clothes?
Near: Must be some sick fetish of his...
Will: -blushing- this is all that would fit!
Matt: Suuuure.
Will: Damn you all!
L: No... Watari usually keeps my sweets... -sad- And I can't marry you, I'm sorry. I'm dead, and I don't even know you. Thanks for asking though.
Will: That, and he has a thing for Light.
All: 0.0...
Will: I mean... Look! A dancing raccoon!! -starts tap dancing-
L: Uh... moving on... Light, it's your turn.
Light: Die... Like ow?
Tami: She meant 'like now'.
Light: Ooooh. Well, she's a moron. I'm already dead, and I have no intention of doing so again. In fact, after I get out of here, I will restart my mission to become god of the ne-
Will: -tazars Light-
Light:
Will: No one wanted to listen to that speech again, right?
All: Nope, not really.
Will: Good.
Mikami: -twitch- K-kami...sama?
Misa: -kicks Will- Don't hurt my Lighty-poo! And no. Misa would never do that because she loves Light. And being a playboy bunny on top of a model and actress would leave her with no time for him!
Will: Owie.. yeah... whatevs. -looks over reviews again-
Tami: What's up Will?
Will: These guys seem to really want L to have his sweets back... we may lose viewers if we don't comply...
L: -hopeful look-
Will: -sigh- get him the trolley...
L: Yay! -feasts on sweets-
Tami: Awww... he's so cute!
Near: Wait... so Mello gets chocolate, Matt gets video games, and L gets sweets... but I don't get my toy??
Will: Right. :3 Don't you feel loved?
Near: Not particularly...
Mello: -eating chocolate- I think I'm starting to like you Will. -grins-
Will: I think that's kind of creepy Mello. -grins-
Mello: You wanna die rodent?
Will: Not really... Anyways. We'll see you nest time!
Takada: Wait! I'm still a ferret!
Will: So? I'm still furless. Who's fault is that? Oh, yours! So get the fuck over it bitch!
All: -stunned-
Tami: Did you take your nap today?
Will: ... no.
Tami: Go to bed Will.
Will: Fine. Night world!
Near: Or morning, as the case may be...
Will: Don't contradict me.
tbc