Disclaimer: What's the point anymore? By now you should realize that I don't own it. /
Will: Welcome back my loyal fans!
Near: Actually, they're our loyal fans. You're just the host. No one cares about you.
Will: ... Tami, make him allergic to raccoons.
Tami: -pulls out Sick Note- Kay kay.
Near: -breaks out in hives-
Mello: Will, for that, I won't shoot you this episode.
Will: Thanks Mels!
Mello: Don't call me that.
Near: -seemingly unaffected by the hives- ...
Will: SILENCE!!
Near: I didn't say anything.
Will: I said SILENCE!!
All: ...
Will: Anyways, thank you all for the questions. And the... seemingly random votes. ... ... why were there votes?
Light: She wants to kill us!
Tami: Shut up Light. And really Will, it's nothing to worry about. -turns to the reviewers- the winners of the contest will be announced at the end.
Near: Plural?
Tami: Yesss... -smirks at albino sheepy boy-
Will: I'm just going to ignore this. -sweatdrop-
Tami: Oh, and one more thing! Two characters who shall remain nameless were found stuffing the ballet box with another cast member's name. Those two will be deprived of their respective addictions for the remainder of this episode.
Matt+Mello: NOOOOOO!!
Near: So much for remaining nameless...
Mikami: Can we just move on?
Will: First things first. My excuse.
Socky: But this is the third topic...
Will: Shut up. Anyways. Too apologize for the delay... We moved and I had to wait a while for internet.
Near: And then there were the last few weeks where he was just being a lazy asshole.
Will: ...
Near: ...
Will: Is there a way to make him /more/ allergic to raccoons?
Tami: Yes, but I like that he's mean to you. Announce the first questions.
Will: -sigh- Skyhe's up first.
Go Raito! glomps I'm so sorry everyone's mean to you, so here's a bag of potato chips kami-sama!
Light: -smiles- It's so good to know that there's someone who still loves me out there. -eats chips dramatically- God is pleased.
L: -glares-
Light: I'm kidding...
Anyway, Matt, you were the BEST character. Why do you think you didn't get much screen time? What's your favorite video game? And have you ever slept with Mello?
Matt: Thanks. -adds another mark to tally- And to answer your first question, it's obvious that if I was given anymore screentime, all attention would've been diverted from the main characters to me.
Will: Because he's just that sexy.
Matt: Yup.
Near: And he's modest too.
Matt: Yup.
All: -sweatdrop-
Matt: YOU WANT ME TO CHOOSE!? -crying- I-I can't do it! Could you pick a favorite CHILD? Assuming that you're a parent...
Tami: Why would a mother/father be reading Death Note fanfiction...?
Matt: Stranger thing've happened. And of course I've slept with Mello.
Mello: You have?
Matt: Yeah, don't you remeber? Well I supposed you /were/ kind of out of it, you may've forgot.
All: 0.o...
Matt: What?
Mello: -reaching for gun-
Matt: Mello?
L: Do you think Rait's sexy? Tell the truth.
L: It is quiet obvious that Yagami-kun is physically attractive. I very much enjoy staring at him while he speaks, or eats, or sleeps... -creepy smile-
Light: -staring horror struck-
Misa: MISA KNEW IT! SHE SOOOOO KNEW IT!!
L: Knew what?
Misa: That Ryuuzaki is gay!
L: I never said I was gay. -blinks in confusion-
All: -sweatdrop-
L: What?
Finally, to creepy little Near: Why the heck do you look like you're five? And do you die your hair? (I know you're not albino since you don't have red eyes, so you must.)
Pm: Oh, and I vote Near for water torture .
Near: ...
Mello: Hahah, he's speechless! -forgets wanting to kill Matt-
Will: Answer the questions Near.
Near: -sigh- Normally I wouldn't even bother responding to someone so unintelligent that they do not even know the difference between d-i-e and d-y-e, but considering current circumstances, I am forced to answer the questions.
Will: Don't be mean to my readers!
Near: She was rude first, and please do not interrupt me. Now, to answer your first question, the reason I 'look like I am five' is because of numerous factors such as malnutrition, stress, and lack of sleep throughout my life. Also it should be noted that I've yet to hit my pubertal growth spurt, which some may find odd for someone of my age, but it's completely outside of my control. And another thing, please try to be more accurate in your descriptions, as I do not look as young as a five year old, unless children of that age where you come from develope at a more rapid rate than normal humans.
Will: Why does he talk so much?!
Near: I'm defending myself. Anyways, no. I do not 'die' my hair or even 'dye' it. Also, I do not believe that it is possible to dye your hair white, though it is possible to bleach it. No, I don't do that either. Please refrain from making such foolish assumptions. My hair is naturally white, and yes, I am albino. You seem not to realize that red is not the only color an albino's eyes can be. They are also occasionally blue or grey, and my eyes are the latter. Please try to know all the facts before saying something so stupid. Thank you.
All: ...
Matt: Wow. Skyhe got served.
Near: -idly playing with a strand of hair-
Will: Why must you all insult my reviewers!?
Tami: He's just being pissy because she voted for him.
Near: Yes, that was quiet upsetting.
Will: Whatever. Anyways, up next is... filmgurl2008.
I vote for you to hurt...
LIGHT! LIGHT! LIGHT!
LIGHT! LIGHT! LIGHT!
LIGHT! LIGHT! LIGHT!
LIGHT! LIGHT! LIGHT!
Light: ... do all those votes count?
Tami: Naw, just the first one.
Light: -sighs in relief-
Tami: Not that that's going to help you...
Light: WHAT?
Tami: Nothing! Up next is Sorami-san!
Bwahahaha! My turn! -evil, yet happy galre-
L: -SQUEALS!!- I LOVE YOU! -n00b grin-
Anyway, L, what are your thoughts on the L/Light pairing?
What was the first sweet/cake/candy-thing you ever ate?
Did you know you're adorable? :D -secretly hands him a plate of strawberry cheesecake with CHERRIES on top for the heck of it-
L: :3
Mello: Hah, maybe Matt isn't the most popular character.
L: It's nice to know I have fans. As for my thoughts on the L/Light pairing... Hmm... I don't view it possitively or negitively. Though Yagami-kun being a mass murderer prevents me from ever actually loving him in real life.
Misa: GAY!
L: I didn't say I was gay.
Tami: Shut up Misa. -turns Misa into a pit bull-
Misa: Wha-what the?! -starts barking at Takada-
Takada: I always knew she was a dog.
L: ... Moving on. The first sweet I ever ate...? Strawberry cake. My parents gave it to me for my first birthday. :3
Light: You remember that?
L: No, I saw pictures.
Mikami: May I see these pictures...?
L: ... No. -accepts cake- Thank you. :3 No need for the secrecy though. Will will lose fans if he doesn't let me have it.
Will: -grumbling under his breath-
Near: I think you're kinda adorable, but only because you're like a young version of L- except for the hair. Ew. gives him a toy robot anyway
Near: Is there something wrong with my hair...? A lot of people seem to be insulting it...
Mello/Will: Hell yes.
Light: It makes you look like a creepy old man.
Near: That would be upsetting to hear, if it weren't for who was saying it.
Mello: And what's wrong with us?
Near: -ignores, accepting robot and starting to play-
Light: Little...
Will: When he goes to sleep, we attack.
Tami: Does he sleep?
Light: I really, /really, REALLY wish you were burning in Hell right now, but I'll give EVERYONE a hug (and L a kiss) if you shove him in the oven for a few hours... or days... or weeks...
And yes, I vote for him the have the water torture thing mentioned earlier. ;D
Will: We can shove him in for the remainder of your questions. :D Sorry that's all.
Light: What? I thought you and I were plotting murder together! We're PALS!!
Will: SILENCE! -shoves him into oven- I want a hug. :l
Light: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT BUUUURNS.
Matt: Yeah, no shit. X3
Mello: That brings back painful memories.
Matt: Want me to kiss it better?
Mello: ...
Matt: :3
Mello: -shoots Matt-
Matt: /LOVE/ your goggles! U Yeys for Matt! gives him a Wii and Super Smash Bros Brawl -pats him on the head and ruffles his hair-
All: ...
Matt: Xx
Will: Tami, I think Mello killed him.
Tami: Really?
Will: -checks- Yeah.
Tami: Oh.
All: ...
Tami: ...
All: :l
Tami: Oh you want him /back/. -ressurects Matt-
Matt: MELLO YOU ASSH- -distracted by new games- Yay! :D
Tami: -takes games- Matt will get these back in the next chapter.
Matt:
Mello: Seriously, what did your parents LOOK like? o.o Manlady.. thing... BUT! I like the scar, and I LOVE you for helping Light DIE. That was AWSUM.
Mello: Matt you said no one could notice the scar!
Light: How couldn't you notice it? It takes up half your freakin' face!
Mello: I-I went out in public... People saw me looking like THIS??
Will: Get over it.
Mello: -shoots Will-
Will: GAH! You said you wouldn't DO THIS!!
Mello: I lied. -shoots Will again-
Tami: Animal abuse is wrong people.
Matsuda: Yeah, just... yeah. gives him peck on cheek and runs off, smiling-
Matsuda: :3
Will: SILENCE!
Matsuda: 0.o But I-
Will: SIIILENCE!!
Takada and Misa: CATFIGHT! xD
Misa: -mauling Takada-
Ryuk: More of a dogfight actually.
Will: Give her rabies.
Tami: Good idea. -get's out Sick Note-
Anyway, bye-as! Awsum story XD!
Will: :D Thanks. Next up is... Puddingcup! Welcome back! :D
Takada: I'm glad you despise me... its always good to know the feeling is mutual! why don't you die already?
Takada: Because Tami and Will won't let me die. -bashes Misa over the head with a hammer-
Will/Tami: Don't bring Takada to life when i kill her...
Will: Sorry.
Tami: We have to.
L: well, whatever... and yes, the cheesecake is delicious isn't it? -hands L a variety of random cakes and gives him a hug w/ a kiss on the cheek-
L: :3 I'm feeling very loved right now.
Light: -sigh-
Near: Get over it.
Near: I'm glad the world is in balance again :D If i give you some food, will you eat it? no one ever sees you eat... -hands Near a cherry- you seem like a cherry kinda guy :D
Near: -stares at Cherry-
All: -stares at Near-
Near: -draws smiley face on cherry- :)
Will: Damn.
Near: Kidding. -eats cherry- See? Perfectly human.
Mello: Hell, i'll give you as much as you like... but if you shoot Takada, i'll be happy and give you more than you ask for! -hands Mello 9,9,9 chocolate bars- i'll have to remember to give you another one next chapter so it can be 1 billion!... please don't die of a chocolate overdose...
Mello: :D -shoots Takada and starts eating chocolate bars-
Takada: -censored cursings-
Near: Mello will die of lead poisoning if he eats all of those...
Matt: Or sugar overdose.
Tami: He'll get them in the next episode.
Matt: i think you should kill Socky/Takada... I hope she's cursed me out by now... :D -hands Matt a bunch of
Matt: I'm not a murderer and... what are you handing me 'a bunch of'?
Light: well killings worse than slapping you stupid bastard... feel bad, kid... i don't call just anyone that word... -glares at Light- honestly... i could go on and on about how much i dislike you -slaps-
Light: 0 -poofs out of the oven- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. -looks at questions- Hey, I never hurt YOU.
Will: You hurt a bunch of other people though. And you'd probably kill her if you knew her name.
Light: Would not. (That would make it obvious that I'm Kira...)
L: Heard that.
Light: DAMN.
Will: thank you for defending me -hugs-
Will: X3 No problem. I'm a raccoon of JUSTICE.
Light: But I AM justice.
Will: SILENCE!!
Misa: Seriously... why be Light's bitch? He's a pimp and a looser. Heck, you're a Japanese Idol... you could do so much better... still don't like you though, but my dislike is lessening... i'm starting to see that you're just too stupid to see that what you're doing is wrong... -hands a gift certificate to the mall to Misa-
Misa: Misa-Misa doesn't know whether to be happy or offended... -staring at gift certificate and thinking REAL hard-
Near: Maybe we should give her some time to process everything Miss Puding said...
Will: Yeah...
Matsuda and L: Aw! such cute squees! -ruffles hair again so she can hear the squees-
L/Matsuda: X3 -squee-
Mello: STOP THAT! It's creepy.
Mikami: lol i was totally being serious there... no need to get all pissy. And i can't remember who said it, but you do look kinda cute without your glasses... -smiles as she takes Mikami's glasses and give him contacts- L is still the sexiest though! -hands L more sweets and give him another hug-
Mikami: I like my glasses though... -puts in contacts-
Matt: NO! I don't want competition!
L: :D Wow, I'm collecting a lot of sweets, aren't I?
Near: Yup. -still playing with toys and making small explosion noises- :)
hahah... i'm guessing that Takada has fainted from running out of breath because she's cursed me out! :D its nice to know that i can piss people off!
Will: Actually... I think it was blood loss... -pokes Takada- and possibly the infections from getting bit by a rabid Misa.
Takada: -twitch-... -twitch-
Gevanni: you're kinda cute! lol do you like Halle? i think that would be a cute one-sided crush.
Gevanni: -glances at Halle-
Hal: No way in hell.
Gevanni: Oh well, I can get tons of girls back in the States. :D
Hal: Sure you can.
Halle: Is it true that you and Mello are a couple? i think that'd be so cute!
Hal: Just because a guy lives in my bathroom doesn't mean we're automatically a couple. :l
Matt: She's just sad because she got rejected.
Mello: I don't do older chicks.
Lester: i can never remember... is it Lester of Rester? i think its Lester, but lemme know if i'm wrong!
Rester: It's Rester, occording to Will.
Will: MY WORD IS LAW! XD
Tami: Sure it is.
Will: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Japanese Task Force: what is the most random case you have ever worked on... same question for L
Soichiro: Everything we had was pretty standard before the Kira Case.
Ide: Yeah, that was random.
Mogi: -nods-
Matsuda: I dunno, I think the time we had to catch that theif who only stole those air fresheners for cars was the most random.
Ukita: Yeah.
Aizawa: I'm with Ide and the chief.
L: Well... the most random case was when only my chocolate went mysteriously missing from my candy stash, it took me a week to find the culprit.
Will: Really? That sounds pretty standard and easy to solve.
L: What made it random was who was actually stealing it.
Tami: It wasn't Mello?
Mello: I wouldn't steal from my idol! (At least I wouldn't steal enough that he would notice...)
Matsuda: Then who did it?
L: I'm not naming names.
Light: How about aliases then?
L: Oh, okay. Near did it. -points-
All: ...
Near: ...
Light: -gigglesnort-
okay, time to go... i'll ask more questions for the next chapter! -gives L a kiss-
L: :3 -rubs cheek- See you then.
Hi...
i forgot to say who i wanted to go through the water torture thing in Death
Note Interrogatoins!
i want Light, Takda, and Misa... :D DIE TAKADA DIE!
Will: Water torture? What the hell?
Tami: Ignore it Will. Next up is we've all got our junk. Hah, you readers should feel sorry for this reviewer. I don't know how many times we got the 'full version' of her questions sent to us, but she gets cut off every time. Suckish, no?
Yeah. So I reviewed Death Note Interrogation. But my computer has AIDS. So
here is my full review:
"First off, I think this is extremely entertaining. Thanks to puddingcup for
showing me this! :3 Yeah. So my previous review was mysteriously cut off after
like...4 lines into Matts Message...o.O...I say we blame Socky. I honestly
don't feel like typing everything up again though, so I will get to L, and
Misa (who were originally in this) in the next review. :3 (Oh, and I apologize
in advance for my language. I tend to swear excessively.)
Matt: OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! huggles Matt You are my favorite!
I'd ask you to marry me, but you'd say no. sniffles
We should be friends though. :]
Oh, and good job with Socky!
Will: Yay for Puddingcup for getting me more readers!
Light: I doubt you have any left after your absense.
Will: Shut up. Matt, reply to what she's got.
Matt: Friends sounds good, unfortunately I'm already married to my video games. :3
Mello: -Sigh-
Matt: :3 -huggles Socky- I /did/ do a good job with her, didn't I? I'll bet she's close to level 100 by now.
Takada: I'm not a ferret anymore! Stop TOUCHING me. *kicks Matt*
Matt:
Will: Errr... Takada's probably going to get killed for that eventually... Next up is xXxMeltedHersheyBarxXx.
I'm back, as I said I would be.
I plan to ask questions, then vote.
L: How old were you when you went to Wammy's House?
L: I started there when I was about eight. -shrug-
Will: Maybe.
Kira, the original model: We're all friends here, so tell us: you gay?
Light: :l No. I'm not.
Will: -cough- Liar.
Misa: Have you seriously read Romeo and Juliet? Shakespeare doesn't seem to be your speed, which is slow...
Will: She's really not as stupid as you all seem to think.
Misa: Well it was hard to read, but it had explinations of the tex in the margin so I got the story.
Takada: Hah. I never even looked at those.
Misa: Grrrr... bitch. -attacks-
Takada: Why is your hair so short? You look like a boy with a boobjob.
Takada: Oh? And I'm sure your hairstyle is so much better. This happens to be a practicle doo for a tv host. I don't have a lot of time to prepare in the mornings.
Tami: So in other words.. you're lazy.
Takada: Don't even speak to me, you horned freak.
Misa: Misa-Misa has many more things to do than you do, and she manages to do them while keeping her /long/ hair neat and lusterous.
Will: Ugh. Stop talking!
Matt: Favorite game console?
Matt: Why does everyone want me to choose! Though... probably one of the handheld systems... they make ignoring Mello portable. :D
Mello: Thought so. -attacks Matt-
Matt: MERCY!!!! D:
Mello: Shame I can't find a pair of pants as wonderful as yours... I just want you to know you ARE smarter than Near because along with your amazing logical thinking, you have great knowledge of emotions: a high EQ, if you will. Are you religious or is the crucifix for show?
Mello: Hah. I knew I was more intelligent then that little sheep freak.
Near: Says your fans.
Mello: And your hundreds of anti fans.
Near: Who are mostly your fans.
Mello: Shut up. You're just being a baby because someone realizes I'm smarter. And my pants /are/ wonderful, aren't they? They were custom made.
Near: And so was that ridiculous shirt with the zipper that winded all over.
Matt: Heh, yeah. It was fun watching him try to get into that. Heheheh. He kept pinching his arm hair in the zipper, so he started shaving his arms. Heheh.
Near: Weird.
Mello: Shut up! And I was raised to be religious, but I wouldn't say it's a huge thing. -plays with curcefix- I do pray on it whenever I kill people though.
Matt: Yeah, right after he licks it clean of his victims' blood.
Mello: Shut the hell up Matt.
Mikami: Have you ever heard of being a leader, not a follower? Try it sometime.
Mikami: I am a leader. But I know when to follow as well.
Will: Were you always a raccoon? I'm sorry I didn't leave a question for you last time.
Will: I got a question!? -passes out-
Tami: -sigh- No, he's a guy. He had me turn him into a Raccoon so that he couldn't be killed with the Death Note. -holds up Animal Note-
Will: I'm smart!
Tami: Weren't you passed out?
Tami: Here are my three votes: NEAR, Socky and Demegawa! Yeah, that's right: Demegawa. I know he's hiding in there. Filming this to get viewers on his lame tv station.
Demegawa: Shit, I've been spotted....
Tami: Thank you for voting.
Will: For what?
Tami: You'll see.
Takada: I'M NOT SOCKY!!!
Will: Are too.
Socky: Am no- change my name back!
Will: No.
Socky: -strangles Will-
Will: 0.o OKAY!!
Takada: Atta-boy.
Will: -hack- up next is ComaWhite.X... -wheeze-
Yup yup, congratulations to me!
Light: It would have gone wrong. As soon as you died and no one wanted to take the manic responsibility of being Kira or God, all hell would break loose, crime levels would fly sky high, and you would be watching from nothingness, slowly going mad. I still pity you, simple drawing. If God doesn't have fans, than he has no supporeters, God would be forgotten, no matter how many peaple he smote. Your Stockholm syndrome is clouding your intelligence.
Light: You don't seem to understand. After so many years of Kira. People will /stop/ committing crimes! The world would've become ideal and peaceful, and finding a replacement would be no problem, I would've had plenty of time to find an ideal successor. So don't try to sway my beliefs, I /know/ I'm right!
Misa: You tell 'em Lighto!!!
Takada: Yeah.
Mikami: Hail God!!
L: You don't live with them.
L: And I'm glad for that fact.
Mello: I didn't say that you were a girl, I said that you have feminine features. Now feel my wrath. You may be a vampire in my fiction, but Matt will think you're a girl HAHAHAHAHA!
Mello: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fuckingvampirefics OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Matt: Don't worry Mello. I'll think that you're a pretty girl.
Mello: Die, Matt. Just... just die.
Matsuda: You're welcome!!
Matsuda: :D
Will: Please, I'm so lonely, all I have is myself, a selfish cat and a rainbow slinky for company D:
Will: I feel for you. Dogs are much cooler than cats.
Matt: I wanna see the rainbow slinky!
Near: Me too.
L: If my brother was smarter and older, you and him would get along. It's waitroses own =D (so very middleclass...)
Yay for balance!
L: Well if he was smarter and older then I'd love to meet him. :3
Mello: A whole fucking lot. here, take it. I'm feeling pretty queasy at the moment anyway, I lost alot of blood in the night D:
Mello: You lost blood? How?
Matt: Eh, be happy that you have something to keep you occupied. My charger is greek and my mum's using the converter for the toothbrush. I'm all alone!
Matt: You poor thing. :l
Light: It is for the greater good?? (Is perfectly well aware that good and bad do not exist, unlike some people...)
Light: Yeah, it's for the greater good. And good and bad DO exist! Are you insane!?
Misa, Takada and Will: Yay!! I get to swear lots, yay! Love and obsession are two very different things, Takada. I thought that someone of your...intelect would know that. Oh well, your funerals...pretty much literally :smirk:
Misa: D: I'm not dead though.
Will: Suicide. :3
Misa: Misa-misa wouldn't do something so stupid.
All: ....
Misa: What?
Takada: And I don't need you to tell me what my relationship is.
Mikami: Don't you fucking dare. I'm fourteen, I have my whole life ahead of me. I'm smart, healthy(ish) and happy(not all of the time...) If you want to vent anger, please just enjoy the water torture episode.
Mikami: You're evil. Your life would only make others miserable.
(P.S. I vote for Takada, Misa and Mikami :evil grin:)
Tami: Excellent.... Up next is Sonar!!
Will: OH GOD NO!!
Tami: I thought you liked her.
Will: I do... but it's so hard to answer all her questions!!
Ide: I'm the one answering most of them...
Will: Typing out the answers then. -grumble grumble-
Ide
*is still asleep when Ide finally had to wake her up but it takes her about 3 minutes to wake up since she felt so comfortable sleeping on him* Sorry about that.
I'm a fan of the color green myself and most of the colors.
(chuckles about some of the responses he gave last chapter)
I'm still laughing about the Matsuda hitting on you joke.
so you proved you are funny.
Some people find ways to rhyme your name in other stories.
What do you do for fun besides reading and doing your work?
I do believe there is more to you than meets the eye.
I never read "A midsummer's night dream" though I might consider it.
Has Matsuda ever tried to introduce you to a variety show? I'm sure you find those annoying?
Most annoying song you ever heard?
Ever walked into work disorganized or realized that you forgot something? [same question to task force]
You might kill me for this one but how would you react if I told you that I had a dream of a threesome with you & Matsuda? [I asked this question to Matsuda in chapter 1]
Stupidest fight you and Matsuda ever had?
You thoughts on Matsuda shooting Light? [same question to Mogi, Gevanni, Near & Aizawa]
You look better without eyebrows anyways.
Why do people assume that you are not a romantic?
Do you prefer duty over love?
How hard is it to balance your life? [same question to aizawa and ]
Matusda yells to Ide that he was no fun and that he was hopless in romance resulting in Sonar throwing a paperweight at matsuda's head.
I'm sure he won't say that again. [chuckles softly]
Most strangest dream you had?
If you were not a police officer, what other career would you have choosen?
Your reaction to Mikami stabbing himself with a pen?
Do you think you got a different idea of "fun" from the others?
Who is more likely to drink more?
*tries not to fall asleep on Ide again*
Have you ever been yelled at by anyone? [same question to taskforce]
Was there ever a time you felt helpless? [same question to taskforce]
Have you ever been put up to a stupid dare? [same question to task force]
When you first joined the police force, what were your feelings and how did you handle being in the taskforce?
Ever had to run an undercover mission only for it to somehow become dangerous?
ever had a pet? [same question to everyone I asked]
Augh..I had a question to ask but I forgot it. I'll probably remember it for next chapter. It's almost 4 in the morning here.
[unforunately falls asleep on him again but he was prepared this time]
Matsuda: I think she thinks you are a pillow.
Ide glares at Matsuda as Aizawa finally strangles Matsuda.
Will: -twitch-
Ide: -sucks in long breath- Thanks for the compliments, just so you know I don't mind you constantly falling asleep on me.
Matsuda: Because he /lykes/ you.
Will: Shut up.
Ide: For fun I sometimes go for walks or solve puzzles, but I usually stay at home. No he has not, and it probably would annoy me. The song that never ends. No I haven't.
Matsuda: I have.
Soichiro: Have.
Aizawa: Have.
Ukita: Have.
Mogi: -shakes head-
Ide: I wouldn't care about the threesome it was just a dream. I wouldn't call them fights, just one sided rants from Matsuda, which are all equally stupid, I believe shooting Light was neccessary to save Near, but he went overboard.
Near: I agree, the rest wasn't neccessary since Ryuk was going to kill him anyways.
Mogi: ....
Aizawa: I think it was violent, and it's not something I think had to happen.
Ide: Because I'm not a romantic, I prefer duty, it's hard for everyone to balance their lives.
Soichiro: Yes, especially with a family.
Aizawa: -nodnod-
Ide: I don't dream often, I would've worked in some form of government job, it was disturbing, possibly, most likely Matsuda, I have been yelled at.
Task Force: Us too.
Ide: Yes I've felt helpless.
Task Force: Us too... again.
Ide: And no I haven't. But I have had a pet cat.
Will: Next section!
Gevanni
Yes, you are cute.
How would you react to MatsudaxGevanni pairing?
Any regrets?
Gevanni: :3 Yes I am. And... ew... I don't even know him.
Matsuda: Weird.
Gevanni: I don't see why I would regret anything. Maybe that we didn't catch Light sooner.
Ukita
I'm scared of small spiders but big ones don't scare me. Weird isn't it? I'm also scared of lightning and heights.
I actually had a few dreams about you but only 3.
Ukita: Neat. And I'm just glad to be included. :3
Matt
You're always loved.
Matt: Aw, thanks.
Matsuda
Sorry about hitting you with the paperweight but unforunately, you pick on Ide too much.
*messes up his hair and gives him an icepack*
I would so date Ide even if there was an age difference.
Do you tend to be over emotional?
When you first joined the task force, did you do something that got you in trouble in the first week?
Is it true that you once bleached a police officer's uniform?
Funniest thing you ever done?
By the way, there is fanart posted of you making out with L and some with Ide.
Why do you think people misunderstand you so much? First impressions are not everything. It's what happens after that counts.
I'm not sure if this was asked but why do people assume you are a pedophile?
Matsuda: -takes Icepack- Thanks violent lady. :3 And... eh... well... that's one person who would. Congrats Ide.
Ide: -sigh-
Matsuda: I'm not over emotional!! D: And.. no. I was pretty good my first few weeks.
Ide: It was when he got comfortable that he became annoying.
Matsuda: Shut up Ide. And it was an accident!!! D: The funniest thing I've ever done... I thought my impression of Peewee Herman was funny...
Aizawa: It wasn't.
Matsuda: Uh... weird. And I don't know why, people are just like that I guess. And they do? Weird. I didn't know that.
Misa
Looking back, do you think your romance with Light was more like romeo and Juliet?
Misa: No. Romeo and Juliet were kept appart by their families. We were kept appart by Lighto's job and.. /her/. -glares at Takada-
Takada: Shut up bitch.
Tami: Before yet another fight breaks out, here's angellovedark.
Hi
L: I wanted to ask how do you feel about Beyond/L pairing?
L: Eh.... weird. That's all I can say on it.
Matt & Mello: Mello you're so totally badass but I can't help but love Matt more and Matt will you marry me? I promise you'll never run out new video games ever and Mello can visit sometimes.
Matt: Hear that Mels? You're privillaged with visitation rights.
Mello: He's mine bitch.
Matt: I am?
Near: So Mello really is gay. I knew it.
Mello: 0.o SHUT UP! I meant I need him for espinage and shit. He's my lacky!!
Near: He never really did his work until the very end. You kept him around because you like him.
Matt: Everyone likes me. :3
Near: But Mello wanted to rape you.
Matt: 0.o
Mello: DID NOT!!!
Will: ... Weird. Just.... weird.
Near: I can't really see you in a relationship with anyone because I see you as an eight year old kid do you get that a lot?
Near: Yes I do. Any more theories on my age? I'm an adult.
Will: Technically. You're still more kiddy though.
Mimki: You're really hot and if you weren't completely crazy with bad attitude my alternate personality would totally marry you and have you had a relationship with anyone? and if so who?
Mikami: I'm assuming you're talking to me. And it's none of your business.
Will: Damn you answer the question!
Mikami: ...
Will: -sigh-
Light: I was so with you in the beginning and kind of still hoping for you in the end but after a while I realize your a jerk *Steals Tami's age note and turn Light in to a six year old* see now your cute and no one will slap you anymore hopefully.
Tami: I vote for Socky because she kind of a bitch.
Light: 0_o I don't want to be the youngest!! D:
Will: You told me you didn't have one of those! D:
Tami: I didn't want to make you eighteen. -takes Age Note back and turns Light back to normal-
Will: You bitch. Up next is the reason you miss me.
Tami: I don't miss you though.
Will: Hah. ... Hah.
can i ask questions? i can? YAY
My name is Amber. Hi. My best friends Roni and Marco will be helping.
okai~ First off Light-lamp, i think your original perspective of "Kira's" objective was fantastic.
Roni: Amber.
Amber: Yes Roni-chan?
Roni: where the hell did you learn those big words? Marco:...she cheated!! xD
Amber: Did not. you stole my the smartest...
anyway Lightlamp i dont hate you or love you so...you get a hug..i guess from me and my friend tatti ehoo says your hot.
Light: -twitch-
Hi misa! omgz Light and you are the perfect couple. Anyway how do you think life would be without ever meeting Lightlamp? And WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR GOTHIC LOLITA CLOTHES?! THEY ROCK
Misa: My life would be empty withouth Light! I wouldn't be able to live! And I get my clothes custum from the studio. :3
MELLO!!
Roni:no you may not rape Mello. Its Matt's job
Marco: i dont support raping the guys..im not gay...
Me: I ws not going to Rape Mello...YET! no jk. anyway Mello is my favorite character you are very intelligent and hot and awesome and hot and your hair rocks (which does not look like a girl's)
Roni: Does so.
Amber: well in the japanese version Near is voiced by a girl. how do you like them Apples.(Ryukie you get a basket full!)
Marco:the cheating thing...
Amber: OH YEAH! Mello, i belive that every thing Near did...HE CHEATED. Yes you were the smart one. Near himself admitted he was a moron.
Roni: IS NOT
Mello: Yeah, I am awesome. Heheh. You admitted you were a moron? -pokes Near-
Near: I dont' remember ever saying that. I merely said that alone I couldn't surpass L.
Marco...moving on...to MATT! so Mat-
Amber: Oh and Mello if you want to be friends i would like that alot^.^ i will always say you are better than Near and gives you lots o chocolate (btw heres alot)
Mello: Heheheh. These guys are smart. They know I'm number one of us.
Near: I doubt they can even count to number one. They have poor grammar and can't even spell 'a lot'.
Will: Near I'm going to kill you.
Marco:SO MATTEH SINCE YOUR TOO ABSORBED IN YOUR GAME,ILL JUST SAY YOU ROCK MELLO IF YOU EVER FIND OUT WHAT HIS FAV GAME IS TELL ME THE GIRLS THINK YOU ARE SEXY AND WE ARE MOVING ON.
Roni: geez Marco...
Matt: -grunts and continues playing game-
Amber: Matsu-kun you rock. *hugs*
Marco: then were done?
Roni and Amber:NO
Matsuda: :3
Amber: Mikami!!DELETE!!xD
Roni: hes so weird...
Amber:Mikami Roni could be your twin sister. no kidding.
Roni:Would not
Amber:..and remember when you wrote "i was like god"?
Roni:THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO
Mikami: ..... Okay then.
Amber: Near, personally i dont have anything against you but i love Mello so ic could care less :D
Roni: *goes into dramatic Near-fangirl mode*obnoghoiHGOIRWHORWO
Marco:...okay then...well we wanna knw how come you love toys so much nd why your always wear pagamas!
Near: Playing with toys helps me to concentrate, and I wear pyjamas because they're comfortable. It'd be kind of difficult to sit the way that I do in leather pants like Mello's.
Mello: He has no fashion sense.
Near: Keep telling yourself that gayboy.
Mello: -forcing himself not to murder Near-
Amber:uh Ron-Ron aint fixed yet so..SOCKY!!i hate you go die.
Marco: Agreed.
Amber: so does Roni.
Takada: Well I'm not fond of you three either.
L we did not forget you. we wanted to save best for last (the best we could agree on..)you rock. Your name is pretty. i would say it but i dont want socky-the-slut-that-we-all-hope-dies-of-suffication-from-Matt's-sock or the cool Kiras to get ideas.
Amber:i LOVE the percent thing. its did you sleep wiht Lightlamp handcuffed to you? or Shower? or use the bathroom? I walk like you sometimes sit like you and have my thumb always in my mouth!^.^
Marco:which creeped me out today in S.S.!!
Amber: SOORRY!
All: SWEETS!
L: :3 Thank you. I was never very fond of my real name though.
Near: His percentages are all bullshit he makes up to get people to agree with him.
L: Shh. Near-kun does it too. And the chain was a body length long. The bathrooms had stalls, so we'd just use seperate ones, and we'd wait in the bathroom while the other showered. As for sleeping arrangements, I would sit in a chair and wait while Light slept.
Roni: Hi! did we forget anyone?
Amber: THE SHINGAMI
Roni: I could care less...
Amber&Marco:Ryuk you rock we are gonna play some linkin park and some guns n roses for ya.
Roni:You dont even do that for ME
Amber:you never come to my house
Roni: and Marco has??!
Ryuk: Hehehe, these humans are so amusing. I might start haunting them after this...
Amber&Marco: HELL NO! anyway Rem, your the best Shingami so cool. And the Gelus guy was awesome too.
Roni:be thankful miss amane. your little cosplayer over there supports the shingami who fell in love with ya.
Rem: Thank you.
Jealous: :3
Misa: :p
Amber: just because i dress like her does not make me a though cosplaying Sidoh i dont know who you are...WHERE THE HELL ARE BB AND WATARI?
Watari: I've been here the whole time.
BB: I'm here, but I can't answer questions.
Tami: Will never read the book, he wouldn't be comfortable answering questions about a character he knows nothing of.
Amber: and Tami is the best thing-y-gami ever.
Tami: Yes I am.
Will: She's the only one. -__-
we vote for Socky,Soichiro, and Human Takda. She gets twice the torture. Keep updating Will! Ill be happy!
Amber:BUT IF YOU DON-
Roni&Marco: AMBER!
Amber:Sorry. Anyay to all:
what is your favorite song?
Marco:wELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Roni: not you idiot...
Amber: JA NE! ANSWER PLEAESe
Will: We won't answer that because we're lazy.
Matt: Play.
Mello: Shut up.
Near: Toy Soldiers.
L: I want candy.
Misa: Caramelldansen.
Will: Ugh.
Light: Getting away with Murder.
Takada: Girlfriend.
Mikami: I'm bringing sexy back.
All: 0.o....
Will: Okay moving on. Next is EspeonAngel!
I never thought I'd actually do this but, oh well :)
Will: This is fucking hilarious! I love it! (sorry for swearing)
Will: Heh, it is pretty hillarious, isn't it.
Mello: I never really understood what people meant when they said you look like a girl. You sound like a guy, you look like a guy...in my book, you're a guy. And an awesome kick ass one at that...What's your favorite type of chocolate? What's your favorite movie?
Mello: Thank you. It's good to see someone with sense. I don't watch many movies and my favorite type of chocolate is dark.
Matt: Yuck.
Mello: Shut up.
Matt: I actually unserstand what you mean when you call Will a Zigzagoon, and, personally, I'm relieved to think that someone other than me thinks they look like raccoons! In the game, it says they're dog type. By the way, you're awesome. Which one is your favorite pokemon? And who would you dress up as for Holloween?
Matt: :3 I think they changed it to a Tiny Raccoon type recently. My favorite pokemon...? Hmm... Ariados. I dont' know why, but he was always awaesome. I also like Girantina though. And I'd dress up as... hm... Jason.
Near: Though a lot of people feel bad for Mello, I actually feel bad for you! I kind of get sick of it because a lot of people say "Either you're for Mello and against Near, or against him and for Near!" Which, I don't really get. Sure, at first I used to hate you (please forgive me, I was stupid last year T.T) and now I have NO idead how I could hate someone like you! What's your favorite animal? P.S.: I loved it when you called Takada stupid X)...
Near: That's okay, I'm used to people hating me. My favorite animal is probably a rat-
Mello: He must feel a certain kinship. Heh.
Near: And thanks, I enjoyed calling her stupid. :3
Takada: Brat.
L: I'm so glad you're alive again, L! I'm such a horrible person T.T! First, I saw you die in the episode (I actually ran out of tears). Then, I saw you die in the manga (I got tears on the page and I'm currently drying them). THEN, I WROTE about your death, in which I cried, AGAIN T.T. I'm so lucky this wasn't all in the same day. But, anyways, rejoice! The greatest detective of the century is now alive! AGAIN! Did you purposefully not choose between Near and Mello? Why did you never consider Matt? I always thought that you purposefully didn't choose between them because you knew that Mello, never wanting to work with Near, would work on his own and Mello and Near would be in some sort of race to see who could get to Kira faster, causing them to work harder. And so, you knew that ONE of them would get to Light. Am I giving you too much credit -.-'...? And did you know Misa was probably the first person other than Wammy who knew your real name?
^.^ Here's a cake. /Gives L cake./
L: -munches on cake- Actually my parents were the first ones to know my real name. And I don't see how you're a horrible person, you seem very pleasant to me. And I'm not supposed to reveal whether or not your theory is correct.
Light: At first, I respected you. Then I hated you. Simple as that. Personally, I don't think you could have been all that smart if you thought that you could "cleanse" the world of evil. Evil will always exist as long as good exists. They're two sides of the same coin. Have you ever heard of the movie Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street? You'd probably like it. He reminds me of you and the rest of the characters reminds me of everyone else A LOT. Except I actually LIKED Sweeney Todd, no matter how crazy and psychotic and bizzar he is :). By the way, did you know your last name spelled backwards is "I'm a gay?"
Light: -sigh- Why does everone always bring up the I'm a gay bit? Lame. Believe what you want. But I HAD become god, and crime rates were down worldwide to a point where they were almost non-existant. Near made a mistake stopping me.
Near: Tch. Whatever.
Mello: D: Hey! Give me some credit too you bastard!
Near: Mello did well.
Mello: Not you!
Misa: Personally, you were one of my favorites. You were awesome and sweet and funny :)! If you hadn't have met Light, but everything else was still the same (you were the second Kira, met the task force, and everything) who do you think you would have fallen for? P.S.: You're WAY better than Socky-bitch :).
Misa: No one. Light is with out a doubt my one true love.
Light: Heh.
Will: He's just using you!!!
Socky: I hate you.
Takada: Same to you bitch.
Tami: I have gained much respect for you, especially with the Water Torture Show X). Can you turn Socky back into a furrett (they're so cute =3)
Tami: Anything for a fan. -Turns Socky into a ferret again-
Takada: -long string of curse words-
Ryuk: Have you ever tried Gala Apples? They're the sweetest and juciest apples I have ever tasted them :).
Ryuk: LIGHT!! GET ME THOSE APPLES!!!
Light: -sigh-
Matsuda: You are not naive, you're comic relief! Who would you say is your favorite from Death Note (can't be you or Soichiro)?
Matsuda: It /was/ Light... 'til I found out he was Kira.... :l
Soichiro: Not to sound disrespecting or anything, but I thought you were a fool to not consider that Light was Kira just because he was your son. If I was in your place, my son would have been the FIRST I would have suspected, and I would have even told L that. You were also a fool to not believe L. Why didn't you accept the fact that Light was Kira, or at least thought about it?
Soichiro: Because he was my son. You'd understand if you were a parent. I raised him to believe in /justice/, not Kira's ideals.
Aizawa: I don't know why everyone says you're mean. You're not mean! You're funny :)! Did you ever think of L as more than just "L" (not romantic-wise)?
Aizawa: Well, he's a person just like everyone else. I'm not that fond of him though.
Ide: You seriously have never had a girlfriend? You must have at least gone on a date before, right?
Ide: ..........
Matsuda: Hah. That's a no.
I vote for:
1) Takada
2)Light
3)Matsuda (I'm sorry Matsui, but it would be so funny to watch that T.T! And there's NO WAY I'd choose L, Mello, Matt or Near!)
Matsuda: D:
Will: No one seems to like getting voted for... Next up is Android 24.
Hi there! I'm back! (doom music plays)
All: -screaming in horror-
Tami: I vote for Mello, Near and Takeda...cuz they're all whiny and annoying.
Tami: Okays.
Mello: D: Someone voted... for /me/!?
Near: Hurts, doesn't it.
Mello: I am shocked you don't have diabetes with all the chocolate you eat...I'm not gonna bug L about it cuz he's cute with his sweets...in fact he is...(thinks) 100 percent better then you are at holding candy and looking cute.
Mello: .... I don't like this person.
L: Will you go on a date with me? I have candy...i just know starwberry shortcake is your fave! (shows)
L: :D
Watari: -gives L strawberry cake- Must protect him from peophiles with candy...
Near: He's twenty five.
Watari: So?
Light: (shows him her Deathnote) One wrong move against L and "makes stagling sounds as she draws her finger across her throat" you get it.
Light: That's one of those fake notebooks you get at the mall. Will has one too.
Will: Tee-hee.
Near: I'm sorry to say bud, but...you're never gonna be like L as much as you wanna be...but you are kinda cute but L owns you in that department.
Near: -shrug- That's one person's opinion. But I caught Kira when he couldn't.
Mello: With help.
Near: So?
Matt: You're smexy...perhaps you should work out a bit though...might get every girl after you...i mean you got the look down now you just need to get the body down...not that you aren't already hot but just a thought...HEY! I just rymed! (dances)
Matt: Meh, I have plenty of fangirls, I don't /need/ to work out.
Will: A good job so far, keep it up! (higsfives)
Will: -highfives- ... -paw broken- CURSE MY TINY STATURE!!!!
Tami: And now it's time to tally up the votes.
Will: The pain....
Tami: First off I need to explain that originally we had a three way tie for winners. So I ordered three funnels, water bladdars, and hosses, as well as the tables to tie them down. More votes came in after the order was placed and now we have two extras. So we're going to have the top three being tortured instead of just number one. Okay? Okay.
Mello: Just announche the winnders!
Tami: No. Tied for fifth place is Mello, Mikami, Demegawa, Soichiro, and Matsuda. Their consolation prize is a gift basket. -hands out-.
Losers: YAY!
Tami: In fourth place is Misa, her consolation prize is a blindfold so she doesn't have to watch the torture. -hands over blindfold-
Misa: Why wouldn't I want to?
Tami: In third place with three votes is Near, so he's going to be getting tortured in our next chapter.
Near: .... Shit.
Mello: DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!
Light: YES!
Mikami: AWESOME!
Matsuda: HURRAY!
Misa: Light's happy so I'm happy!
Takada: SWEET! I hate that kid.
Tami: Wow.... Next up is Light with four votes.
Misa: So that's why I'll need the blindfold...
Light: You people are insane! The votes were rigged!!
Tami: No, you're just unpopular. Next up SOCKY!!! With a whopping SEVEN votes!!
Takada: 0.o
Tami: That's right. You're unloved. Remember not to ask these guys any questions, it'd be annoying to have to pause the torture for them. Though you can do mean things to them while they're being tortured.