Disclaimer: Death Note belongs to those it belongs to and I'm just the guy who loves it.
Will: I'm back, faster this time. Heh. Heheh.
Tami: And it's the chapter for WATER CURE TORTURE.
Will: I never approved of this by the way.
Tami: Too bad.
Will: -sigh-
Takada: You can't do this! It's inhumane!
Tami: You're absolutely right.
Takada: ... I am....
Tami: It'd be horrible to do water cure torture on a ferret.
Matt: Socky.. No! -crying-
Tami: So... -turns Takada back into a human- there. We can start.
Near: -sigh- It's too bad these chapters keep getting longer, I'm not looking forward to being tortured simply because a few immature fans and one insane one decided they didn't like me.
Mello: I'm pretty pleased about it. Especially since Tami's going to be the one letting me control how much water goes into your stomach.
Near: ....
Mello: Heheheheheh. I'm going to keep pumping water into your stomach 'til it pops. -insane laughter-
Ryuk: Wow, even I'm a little creeped out by that.
Tami: Yeah...
Light: Ryuk! Help me.
Ryuk: .... Why?
Light: I'll give you an apple.
Ryuk: :D
Tami: I'll give you my Gardner's Note if you don't.
Ryuk: Wha...?
Tami: Just write the name of the plant you want and it'll grow. You'll have all the apples you want.
Ryuk: -dies happy-
Light: Damnit.
Near: Get over it, it's just one episode.
Mello: That you'll likely not live through. -continued insane laughter-
Tami: Enough chatter, someone strap them to the tables.
Mello: -already getting Near set up-
Near: -sigh- This sucks.
Mello: Heheheh. Like an over filled water bed....
Near: I'm not a water bed.
Matt: -cries and straps Socky to the table- I'm so sorry.
Takada: I'f you're really sorry you won't do this.
Matt: I'm not that sorry. Maybe this'll help you learn that Surf move. :D
L: -already has Light strapped down- Done.
Will: .... Wow. This is disturbing. Uhm... While they get set up... we'll answer the first questions. Up first is master holykira. Or Blake.
blake here
light: what i don't get is y u had to chose to kill people? r u stupid or somethin?
Light: Don't put the funnel in yet! I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS!!! D:
Tami: Five seconds.
Light: I'm not stupid, in fact, I'm very smart. I'm a top ranked high school and college student, killing people was necessary to stop crime in the world, I had to become god, I-
Tami: Times up. -shoves funnel in his mouth and sets up tube, turning on the water-
Light: -flail-
Tami: Just be glad we aren't doing this with urine like I wanted. The elephants all got bladder infections.
Takada: -faints and drowns-
Tami: -sigh- I'm going to have to keep bringing her back to life, aren't I? -Writes Takada's name in Life Note-
l: (hands over strawberries) my sister got them
L: Tell her thanks then. :3 -munches on strawberries-
misa: nothing for u but i think light wants u (points to a tree)
Misa: ... Why is he pointing to a tree? Light's over there getting a drink. :D
socky: hey socky, want to see death again (pulls out gun)
Takada: -staring fearfully at gun while trying to drink all the water without drowning again-
mello: where did u get ur gun? me likey gun but my sister put them somewhere (damn her)
bye all
Mello: -distracted with torturing Near- Eheheheheheheheh......
Will: MELLO!
Mello: What?
Will: Answer the damn question.
Mello: Oh, it was a perk of the Mafia. -turns up the water pressure- Don't drown Near. :D
Near: -plotting revenge-
oh and watch out for the zack and me thing
Will: The sweet life of Zack and Cody?
Tami: Suite Life. And I'm sure that's not what he was talking about. Next up is jackattack555.
This fic is one of the funniest I've seen in a while!
Will: Funny...? We're filling people's stomachs up like balloons! Be horrified!!! I may have to up the rating...
Mikami: Sexy Back is my favorite song too! Cool! But my question for you is...why do you always say "Delete" when you kill someone? Are you a computer nerd?
Mikami: :3 Awesome. But no, I'm not a computer nerd. I just believe that evil people should be deleted like useless files.
Tami: Nerd.
Will: Heheh. Nerd.
Near: To add to your torture, Tami and Will shall put in vinegar with water down the funnel! Maybe that will teach you to never do that creepy smile from episode 36 again!
Near: -attempts to sigh but ends up choking on the water and drowning-
Mello: AWESOME!!!
Tami: Awesome. -brings Near back to life and gets vinegar-
Will: This is sad. -puts it in Near's water supply-
Mello: -evil laughter- Jackattack555 is my new hero.
Lightbulb: To fulfill your nickname, you shall be electrocuted while you're going through the water torture! That's right, water conducts electricity!
Tami: Heheheh. I'm loving this. -hooks wires up to Light and runs electricity through him-
Light: -spasm, twitch, pees self-
Misa: Ewww....
Matt: You have a cool voice. Because I like you, I shall let you enter the world of Pokemon! You can do whatever you want there!
Matt: -jumping up and down- HOLY SHIT YES!! I'm going to use my cheats to get Mew! FUCK YEAH!! -disappears-
Will: Wait! We need him to answer questions!!! D:
Mello: (holds up a chocolate bar on a string over a crowd of fangirls) Go get it!
Mello: -looks up- Haven't had chocolate for a whole... episode.... -dives for it-
Demegawa: You are the most annoying of all Death Note characters. Therefore, I want Tami to write your name in any of her "bad" Notes (Humiliation note, Death note, Sick note, etc.)
Demegawa: Hah! Tragedy will only improve my ratings!!!
Tami: Well your viewers will love this. You now have AIDS, Prostate Cancer, and the Chicken Pocks.
Demegawa: D: .... Ratings? -scratches self-
Will: ... Puddingcup is back again!
Unfortunately, i was running out of time so i skipped a lot that was in here :D
damn! near! -steals Near- you can't hurt him! He looks like a child!
Near- but i'm not-
Rachel (me): sh! maybe they won't hurt you if they think you're a child
Near- you're insane...
Rachel: i know!
okay so...
Questions/ whatever we were talking about.
Will: :D Yay, save the annoying one!
Tami: No. -takes Near back- I'm enjoying myself.
Mello: -escapes from hoard of fangirls with chocolate bar- HAH! -eats-
To Will & Tami: well, i guess Socky's gonna die anyway due to the water torture...
Tami: Yeah, probably. All of their stomachs should be fit to burst here any minute.
Will: You should probably make them throw it up then.
Mello: No way. I want Near's stomach to explode! Near, stop looking at me like you think I just said something stupid!!
L: He probably wants to say something like... 'Mello can't see my stomach explode, unless he were to cut me open to watch'.
Mello: Oh. Thanks for that Near. -pulls out scalpel- Heheheheh....
Near: 0_o
To L: you should feel very loved :D -gives L a kiss- you're the most awesome person EVER! -hands L more cake-
L: :D Wow. Thanks. -eats cake happily- ^w^
To Mello: here's that chocolate bar i promised! -hands Mello a chocolate bar-
Mello: -glances away from torture second for a moment to snatch chocolate bar- Yesss... precious.... no one shall take her away from us... -eats chocolate-
To Matt: I'm sorry, Matt... fanfiction must have messed it up, curse them... jk! they have my stories up so i can't curse them. I think i gave you a bunch of video games... ... :D
Matt: -back with a Mew and a Rhydon and 'pokemon champion award'- Sweet! :D Thanks puddin' -hugs and takes games-
Will: Great he's back.
Matt: And Mello, I got you a Poke'mon too. -gives Mello a poke'ball-
Mello: Matt, unless this poke'mon craps chocolate I won't like it. -releases poke'mon-
Stunky: ..... :D
Mello: ..... What the -censored-?
Matt: I read somewhere that you liked skunks. :D
Mello: ....
To Light, even though he's being tortured: you hurt my feelings! you called me a bitch and you killed L... -slaps Light- i hope you enjoy your death
wow... i'm feeling really mean right now... D:
Light: -attempts to yell at Puddingcup but chokes-
Will: Heheheheheheh. 't'swatcha get bitch.
To Misa: come on, it's not that hard to understand... oh well... just go have fun with that gift card.
Misa: Thanks. :D -runs off-
To L and Matsuda: OMG SO CUTE! chibi squee again please? -ruffles their hair again-
Matsuda/L: ^w^ -chibi squee-
To Mikami: i know what you mean... i like my glasses too but you still look cute without them! lol my glasses kinda look like yours!
Mikami: Interesting. Where did you buy them?
Will: NO!!! They're going to discuss eye-wear!!! D:
Matt: Cool.
Will: Eye-wear that isn't goggles!! D:
Matt: AHHHHHH!!!! DDDDD:
Takada: henh, you're funny when you twitch.
Takada: -twitch, choke, cough, sputter-
To Halle: i beg to differ... if a man lives in your bathroom, it's a very good chance you two are together.
Halle: :l He stayed in my bathroom because it was the only area of my apartment Near didn't put up surveillance in.
To Rester: well then i'm sorry for getting your name wrong! :D
Rester: No problem, I'm just glad to be noticed...
To the Japanese task force: who steals a bunch of air fresheners for the car? they must have had some serious problems.
Aizawa: They did. They were stealing the air fresheners to hide the scent of dead bodies.
To L: Near stole chocolate? i'm surprised... well here's more sweets anyway -hands L candy-
L: :3 Yes, apparently he'd wanted to imitate me, resulting in a rather unfortunate sugar high.
Matt: He ended up freaking out about the evil tree leprechauns with the funny hats right?
Mello: Heh.
OMG you're so cute, L! -gives L another kiss on the cheek-
L: -squee- X3
Hey, is Beyond there?
To Beyond: You're so cool!! except, i don't agree with killing, but they were going to die anyway, right? anyway, you're so cute! you're my second favorite character in the Death Note Realm, beaten only by L :D
Are your eyes Red or Black? everyone keeps saying something different...
Beyond: I'm far superior to L.
Will: SHUT UP!! I can't do your character!!! I can hardly handle everyone else!!!
Beyond: And my eyes are black, Shinigamis eyes can't be seen by humans.
Will: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!?!?!!
I hope Watari is there too because i wanna talk to him as well!
To Watari: You're such a cool guy! i know L came to Whammy's house at 8, but did you meet him before then?
Watari: Yes, I was a friend of his parents'. So I'd known him up until their deaths.
Will: And after that you didn't know him?
Watari: No, I knew him after then too.
Will: But you said that you knew him 'up until their deaths'.
Watari: .... -gives L ice cream-
L: :3
Bye everyone!
Die, Socky, die...
Poor Near!! -hugs Near, or tries to anyway-
Light should die too... but i hate Takada more right now... -looks at L- now i hate you more DIE LIGHT!
Takada: -dies but is quickly brought back-
Mello: -stops puddingcup from hugging Near-
Everyone(who can speak): Bye!
Tami: Okay, remove the funnels so we can make these guys throw up!
Mello: D: But his stomach hasn't popped yet.
Tami: But you get to punch him in the gut.
Mello: -laughs evily-
Will: While they do that, more questions! Welcome to the set enchantedpotter101!!
Ok, here are my questions and random rants. Hope you don't mind. I'll say it again. I love this story!
Firstly, Near: I LOVE you SO much! You are my favourite character ever, I realised that the moment I saw you, you're so cute and huggable *hugs Near until he practically dies of suffocation* I don't want to you to be tortured *sniff* And by the way, I'll agree that you do look young for your age, but you don't look like a child.
Will: I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that after he finishes getting pummled. :3
-Sounds of three consecutive beatings going on in the background-
Will: Please ignore that. I don't want to up my rating to M.
Secondly, Mello: You are awesome! We had secret santas at school this week and I got chocolate everyday! Sorry, just wanted to rub it in. Anyway, so are you some kind of creeper? Why do you keep making girls strip and sneaking into their bathrooms? Just wondering.
Mello: -watches Near throw up water, vinegar, and bile- Heh. Gross.
Near: F-fuck you Mello.
Mello: You aren't supposed to talk this episode, shut up.
Tami: Answer the questions.
Mello: Huh? Oh. Well I got one less than a billion chocolate bars last episode, so your secret santaness means NOTHING. And it was mentioned earlier why I had to hide in Linder's bathroom.
Halle: YEAH.
Mello: And as for making Takada strip. She's hot?
Will: -kicks-
Mello: Ow. It was a joke. I had to get rid of any trackers that might've been on her clothes.
Matt: That's always your excuse.
Mello: -pulls out gun-
Matt: Eep! -hides behind Rhydon- Protect me Needles!
L: I wish you hadn't died *sob* You're so sweet and cute *hugs* Erm...what's your favourite type of candy? Are you diabetic? Do you brush your teeth? Is L really your real name?
L: -hugs- I wish I hadn't died either. Favorite /candy/ would have to be lollipops, and I'm not diabetic.
Matt: Yet. Heh.
L: Yet. Right Matt. I don't brush my teeth. The amount of apples I eat keeps them clean and plaque free. And thinking uses up the energy taken to produce plaque, so I'm covered.
Will: That's all bull by the way. I've seen him brush his teeth.
L: :l Anyways, I can't reveal anything concerning my true name.
Light: Ok, I'm just going to say it - Light you are an evil, psychotic, idiotic maniac. Killing is evil. I especially hated you when you tried to kill my Near about a hundred times in the last episode. DON'T EVER TOUCH HIM AGAIN! And for killing L, and for being responsible for Mello's death. Yes! I blame YOU for killing him!
Light: -being hooked back up to the Water Cure Torture Table, unable to respond-
Matsuda: You're funny and cute :) You need to date Sayu.
Matsuda: Yes I do.
Soichiro: Grrr....
Matsuda: No I don't.
Misa: You're a dumb idiot. Sorry, I have to be honest.
Misa: Well that's just rude. -glares-
Hey Takada. I Love ferrets. I actually have two, they say hi. So, I think I'm your biggest fan at the moment.
Takada: -once again getting tortured, unable to respond-
Matt: Hey Socky, meet Needles and Link! They're our new teammates! -points to Rhydon and Mew respectively-
Ok, bye everyone.
Everyone (who can speak): Bye!
Will: Wow, everyone's so polite today. :3 Skyhe's back for another round of questions! Welcome back!
*Glowers at Near* you deserve water torture so much… Also *cough-bitch-cough* you should know that while albinos CAN have pale blue eyes, red eyes, and purple eyes, they CANNOT have black eyes like you. An albino, who lacks pigment in his/her eyes, cannot have all BLACK eyes. (As the dark, black color would be caused by PIGMENT. :P) My question is, (to everyone who's not being tortured) why do you think Near's lying about being albino? If he actually did have some rare case of albinism with black eyes he would have just said it outright, so the only explanation is that he's lying to hide a secret. (Oh, and if possible, try to make up the most embarrassing explanation you can think of ^.^ *angry at Near for calling her stupid*)
Matt: Mind telling Near he got served this time? Oh, and I totally get the videogame thing, I couldn't choose either… although right now I'm only playing the kick-ass game Sam & Max on my Wii, ever heard of it? If not here's a copy *hands over a Wii and Sam & Max*
Matt: -Pokes Near- Psst. You got served. :3 And I've heard of it but never gotten to play. Thanks! :D -runs off-
Tami: -sigh- Unfortunately Near can't respond to your words in person, but he bribed me- I mean out of the kindness of my heart I let him write down a response to your rebuttal before the show began, so here we go.
Near'sNote: I'd like to point out that my eyes are grey, not black. Get it right. And albino's can have grey eyes, contrary to the somewhat lacking article you most likely read on wikipedia. My condition isn't a rare case of albinism at all, in fact, a boy in Will's high school is an albino with grey eyes. Also, here's a bit of information on albino iris colors:
Iris color is usually blue/gray or light brown. It is a common notion that people with albinism must have red eyes, but in fact the color of the iris varies from a dull gray to blue to brown. (A brown iris is common in ethnic groups with darker pigmentation.) Under certain lighting conditions, there is a reddish or violet hue reflected through the iris, which has very little pigment. This reddish reflection comes from the retina, which is the surface lining the inside of the eye. This reddish reflection is similar to that which occurs when a flash photograph is taken of a person looking directly at the camera, and the eyes appear red. With some types of albinism the red color can reflect back through the iris as well as through the pupil. (Clip from all about albinos and albinism, do not own. Look it up if you want.)
And for your information I /did/ explain outright that my case was albinism with grey eyes, or did you completely skip that part?
-Near
Tami: And there you have it.
Mello: ... -adds more vinegar to Near's water- I for one think he's lying. He's probably really an old man. Hah.
Matsuda: I think he's lying too! He probably bleaches his hair to get fangirls!
Will: We can all see how well that worked, tons of people voted for him.
Rodger: That or he has black hair and turns it white in an attempt to appear less like an L copycat.
Mew: Mew Mee me-ew Mew-me-Mew.
Matt: Heh, good one Link.
Will: Yeah, that's probably it.
Mello: I agree with a lot of other reviewers - just ignore all the people who say you look like a girl. You're way badass, and anyone who says you do is just jealous of your awesomeness. *hands over dark chocolate* (my favorite too :d) Besides chocolate though, is there any other candy you like?
Mello: :3 Yes, I have some very smart fans. -eats chocolate- And no. I don't like any other candies. At least none I can name right off the bat.
L: Man, I cracked up when I heard your response… it's just what I expected though – every time I think of you and Raito being chained together, I get this priceless mental image of you bending over an oblivious sleeping Raito with this creepy smile on your face… XD Oh, and why don't you like your name?
L: I dont' like my name? Weird.
MATSUDA! *glomps* I'm so sorry I forgot you in my other review, I totally blanked on you (and Mikami too, actually…). You were an awesome character, the only person who really seemed to stay hopeful and cheerful all through the Kira case (till the end anyway.. :/) and you always made me smile :D (There was Misa, but her peppy-ness only served to make me cringe and hope she'd be out of the scene soon.) I'd give you something, but I don't know what you like… so as my question, what exactly do you like? (food, clothes, ect)
Matsuda: XD It's okay. And hm... what I like. I like hanging out and partying? But I don't really have specific obsessions like everyone else here...
Will: SILENCE YOU BUFFOON!!!
Matsuda: :l Sorry.
Will: SILENCE!!
Mikami: You're so cute XD But take out the contacts – half the reason you look so hot is 'cause of the glasses. Also, a repeat of the L question – do you think Raito's sexy?
And I agree Raito – I don't get it when people bring up the 'Imagay' thing. In kanji it means 'night' and 'god' which (I'm just assuming here) is probably supposed to be symbolic... :/ This is just the way some random people decided it would be spelled in English – if they had decided to write it 'Yagame' or something like that it really wouldn't have made a difference. (Besides sparing us all from some very bad puns) And… I'm so sorry you ended up being tortured. *weeps*
Will: I'm not. Light is evil.
Mello: Yeah, he so deserves this.
Finally, Will, I have a question… how much does everyone know about what happened after they died? (Does L, for example, know how Raito died, or know what happened after the show/manga ended? And since Near never died in the show/manga, what age is he now?)
Will: They all know everything, since we gave them spoilers. It won't matter, because once this is over, Tami'll just use her Forget-Me-Note on them. Near and the other still living members of the task force are the ages they are in the last chapter of the manga (not including the oneshot set three years later) so Near would be nineteen, since the manga ended after a short one year timeskip.
Tami: Hahah, look at how bulgy Light's stomach is. -poke-
Light: -whimpers-
Tami: Gross. Now onto Sonar!
Matsuda
You better hope that I don't end up throwing more paperweights.
Whose uniform did you bleach?
Are you a pedophile for Sayu?
What do you and Ide bicker about?
Most stupid saying you heard?
Are the Jonas brothers fake to you?
do you love Ide? (is trying hard not to laugh)
Matsuda: Eep.
Mello: Hah. Loser.
Matsuda: It was my own uniform, and it was an accident. And no, how does liking Sayu make me a pedophile? She's an adult!
Sayu: You're still to old for me Matsu.
Matsuda: Damn. And a better question would be what don't we bicker about. Heh. Uh... most stupid saying... If you can't take care of your things, let them take care of themselves.
Mello: You got that off of Skunk Fu.
Matsuda: Uh... And you would know that /how/?
Mello: .... Matt watches it.
Matt: -playing games again-
Matsuda: The Jonas brothers...? -looks at Will-
Will: -shrug-
Matsuda: NO!! I don't love Ide. Look at him! He doesn't even have EYEBROWS!
Ide: Ouch.
L: That's hurtful.
Mello: Jerk.
Ide
That's a relief. I keep reviewing a bit too late in the morning. You are rather comfortable.
Most annoying Matsuda rant?
Do people sometimes notice that your bangs switch from side to side?
Have you seen anyone die in front of you? (besides the Kira case)
Which rule do you break the most?
Do you think Matsuda is jealous of you at times?
Ever had anything thrown at you?
Ever have a moment where you say something stupid? If so, what happened?
Did you ever trust Light?
Did you wish that you were working with L during the time that you decided not to?
(Matsuda: Why don't you..
*whack* Sonar hits Matsuda with a paperweight)
*clears her voice* I think he intentionally is trying to get my attention or something.
I don't think most people can keep a balance in their life unless they knew how.
I had a few pets in my past but put my dog to sleep in March of this year.
Can't remember if I asked you this but have you ever hit Matsuda with any objects?
What would be your worst nightmare?
Have you ever been pranked?
I always have questions for you everytime. (hugs Ide and cuddles up to him) I'll have more for you soon. (closes her eyes and Matsuda tries to prank her but she catches him only to send him crashing into a table in front of Ide)
Ide: :3 Hm, Matsuda's most annoying rant is probably the 'you need a date' one. It's the most dated. And obviously someone noticed, since you brought it up. But really, all death note character's bangs seem to do that.
L: Yes, they do don't they.
Ide: Yes I have seen a few people die in front of me. And I don't break rules, except I occasionally speed if that counts.
Mello: Wow, you're a real wild guy.
Ide: Oh, he's definitely jealous. And I've had things thrown at me before, yes. As for the stupid moment. Uh... I'm sure that's happened but I can't think of anything. I trusted Light at first, but I trusted Aizawa more. When he had a problem with Light, I was more inclined to believe him. And no, I do not regret my decision to stay out of the Kira case in the beginning.
Matsuda: OW!!
Ide: He probably is. And I'm sorry about your dog. And I've never hit Matsuda. My worst nightmare... probably the one where I can't move and there's something in the room that I can't see that's going to kill me. And I've been pranked a few times.
Matsuda: OW!! AGAIN!!!
Soichiro: Shut up Matsuda.
Matsuda: Sorry chief...
Aizawa
Has Matsuda ever stole your car?
Does Matsuda doodle on his reports?
Aizawa: No he hasn't. But he has borrowed it. ... And crashed it.
Matsuda: ACCIDENT!! TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT!
Aizawa: And just about all of his reports has a daisy on it.
Takada
Throw yourself in a meat grinder.
Tami: Since Socky can't do that at the moment, we've decided to do the next best thing and stick her hand in a blender.
-whirring and gurgled screaming in the background-
Tami: Heheh.
Will: Before anyone has a chance to be offended, up next is ComaWhite.X!
I'm glad Light's being tortured, but damn did I want to get my point across.
Well, since I am human (as is he) and being human and therefore evolving from a primitive state and still holding primal instincts and actions, I choose to slap him. Mu-hahaha! :slap:
Light: -glares daggars at ComaWhite.X-
Mello; Yes, yes, and it's finished noww! you're left all alone bleeding out of your anus :D
And yes, an absolutely gorgeous girl, with such beautiful eyes!
I loose blood because I have violent night terrors...really violent.
Mello: Why am I bleeding out my anus???? 0o
Near: -amused look-
Mello: -turns up water pressure again- And how violent can a night terror be to leave you bleeding??
Will; I have a Dog too, but he doesn't pay much attention to me...
Bleh, let's all have rainbow slinkies! :gives everyone rainbow slinkies because I am a very generous person!:
Will: Heheh, all five of my dogs have been trying to eat me ever since I became a raccoon. Hence why I haven't left this room since...
Mello: Heheheh.
Will/Matt: Oh my god! RAINBOW SLINKIES!!!! :D
Misa: So shiny.
Tami: ... Yay.
Sidoh: It scares me.
Ryuk: Is it edible...?
Mogi: ....
L: Actually, revising what i've just said...you would hate him. Never meet him, he will glomp you...and he smells :O
L: 0.o Okay then.
Matt; Oh mai, I got a new charcger, I'm coming for you, Nin! (I tend to name my belongings, my mattress is called Matt :D)
Matt; Hahah. So you sleep on me every night? X3 And I name my belongings too. My cellphone is Donkey Kong and my DS is Matt Jr. Oh, and my car is Mello. I love riding in it. :3
Mello: -twitch-
Will: All these gay references are starting to freak me out.
Takada; I'll do whatever I want, i'm better than you!
Will: Everyone's better than her.
Mikami; Your words hurt... And excuse me, i'm evil, the worst thing i've killed was a bug (or if you count consumer demand, a Bison) whereas you killed people daily with a goddamn catchphrase :|
Mikami: I only kill horrible people.
Will: YOU KILLED A BUG??? That's... that's pure evil!!!
Tami: Get over it.
Bleh, well i hope you all have a good time over there, and I hope that Will will gain the inspiration and steam to get the next chapter out within four months.
Good bye, all!
Will: Hey, I try. But I have a real life you know.
Tami: Honestly he doesn't. He just sits around playing on the computer and eating nachos.
Will: Mmm.... nachos....
Mello: Up next is xXxMeltedHersheyBarxXx.
Tami: That's my job!
Curse you, Demegawa! Got away on me, did you?
And a GIFT BASKET?! Don't award them!! XC
Except for Mello... and Soichiro...*extremely long pause*
Oh yeah! And I almost forgot: Matsuda's okay too. ^_^
Yeah, but the rest of you can suffer. o_o
Also, congrats L, on being about the only person not voted for! *Two thumbs up!!*
... Let the torture begin. :D
Demegawa: -cough- My fans would've protected me!
Will: Gift baskets were the only thing we had on such short notice...
Tami: Yeah.
Matsuda: I feel kind of unloved.
L: :3 thanks.
Matt: Hey, I wasn't voted for either!
Shinigami: Neither were we! (Though they couldn't be voted for...)
Will: Me neither.
Tami: Contrary to Hershey's final statement, the water torture is just about over. Unstrap them.
Matt: Yay! I can free Socky!
Mello: But Near's stomach hasn't popped yet!
Tami: Maybe it'll pop while you're beating the water out of him.
Mello: -sigh- Fine.
L: -already has Light out and is kicking him in the stomach-
Light: D: -puking-
Will: Gross. While they do that, please contemplate the meaning of this riddle: Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?
-take your time-
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Will: Not yet, they're still at it.
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Tami: L, you can stop kicking him now, he's threw it all up already.
L: Oh... -drops Light- Sorry about that Yagami-kun.
Will: Heh.
Near: I think the vinegar burned through my stomach... and esophagus.... -coughing up blood-
Mello: Don't be such a wuss.
Near: I'm bleeding internally. I have a right to complain.
Mello: Heh.
Takada: -unconscious-
Matt: Should we take her to a pokemon center or a hospital...?
Will: Before one of their fans tries to kill me... I'm just going to end the chapter.
Tami: See you next time folks!
Near: Actually I think I'll be dead before the next chapter...
Light: -has already died from all the electricity and the beatings.
Takada: X.x
tbc