I have to tell you guys this…
So, I was watching the flinstones the other day and saw pebbles and bam-bam. I thought…"holy crap, it's near and linda!"
Just something to think about.
Ugh…I feel like this chapter is outrageously long even though it's not. Probably because it took a few days to complete, while I usually finish up the chapter in a day.
Now, enjoy the long anticipated dance chapter.
Berry-chan
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near was scared. Linda hadn't said much of anything that day, and right now, she was just laying on her bed with her head in ner pillow. He had to cheer her up.
"so…he's forcing you to go with mello, and the day has come, huh?" near asked tracing the curves and hills of his bed with a small toy car.
"yeah…"
she was totally miserable today.
Linda sighed. 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 32 seconds until her worst day ever started.
"you know near, you should ask some one too. I hear sandy thinks you're cute."
Near stopped his car for a second. Sandy? Eww, hell no. He would rather go alone or with linda than with a some other girl. She would just cling to him and giggle and be a pain.
"it's no big deal. Why don't you just slit from mello and come hang out with me?
She had thought about that. Even though she was sure people were going to do that with people they wanted to go with, she had this gut feeling that it wouldn't work with her and mello. She didn't know why, he would probably try that with her, too. It just wouldn't work.
Near stared at her.
"linda?"
linda smiled.. She picked up a pillow and threw it at his head.
"it's not polite to stare, you know."
"what's wrong?"
near didn"t know how linda did it, but even near couldn't deny that they were becoming very fast friends. He thought she was completely nuts at first. Declaring her friendship before he knew her. How strange, but over time, it was like she had it planed since the day she was born how to become his friend. He couldn't exactly tell you why, but he fel conserned how she felt. Like now.
Linda sighed.
"I really don't wanna do this"
near sighed now.
He didn't exactly like mello either. Or more, mello didn't like him. It was just like…a competitive difference that stood in the way of their friendship. But something about linda and mello was different. Near had seen himself how bad things could get between them. That fist-fight mello had tried to start…and how horribly linda ended it. The laxitives were bad, mello was screaming more in pain than in anger. He had seen the reault of the food fight, too. When he first saw linda covered in spaghetti, he honestly thought it was blood. Near could understand why linda didn't want to do this.
Things could get bad.
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matt was scared. Mello hadn't said much of anything that day, and right now, he just sat there with his head in his hands. He had to cheer him up.
"today is the big day, isn't it?"
"uh huh…"
this really sucked. 2 hours, 9 minutes, and 0 seconds until the world tore apart.
"it's not so bad…I'm jelous! I don't have a date at all."
Mello finally looked up. His demeanor was frightening. His eyes were red like he had been crying, yet they were insanely angry. His mouth showed a grin that looked like he was bowser after he finally beat Mario in the most painful way possible and captuered princess peach for good. His face overall looked pink and weird.
"yeah, look at the bright side I could be you"
matt looked down. Why did he put up with this?
Matt could understand not liking linda sometimes, but she was usually okay. But mello had practicly hated her since she walked through the door. There wasn't exactly a reason behind it like there was for near, he just didn't like her. What the hell was his problem? Was the fact that he was mello's friend just…an accident?
But one thing was shure, he had a bad feeling in his stomach. Something told him today wasn't going to be fun.
Things could be bad.
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Mello walked into roger's office grumbling, followed by linda. May he could fake being sick, or maybe she would try that.
"mello, linda, sit down." Roger said in a cheery tone.
"what are you so god damn happy about?"
roger patted mello's head.
"watch your mouth boy…I'm happy because someone has agreed to take my place shaparoneing the dance."
Oh. They had kinda hoped he would say something like 'I've changed my mind…go wiyh who you like.'
"he's also agreed to help me keep you two delenquants in line."
Someone grabbed both their wrists from behind and handcuffed them together.
"it wouldn't be much of a punishment if you two split apart after you got there now would it?"
L.
No wonder roger was so happy, he was always nicer around L and watari.
"you've got to be kidding!"
he tugged at the handcuffs as if it would break into and he could escape.
"alright, here's the deal…one dance, and don't pick the lock on the handcuffs!"
mello grumbled, linda still remained silent.
As L half dragged them along to the room where the dance was being held, linda mello gave eachother looks like theyed rather be sniffing a camel's ass. Linda stuck out her tounge and at one point forgot to walk and fell to the floor.
"huh, wadda you know…it doesn't suck quite as bad as it did when I was here…" L said releasing his grip from them.
"it still sucks…" mello said, taking a mini chocolate bar from the snack table.
'we're probably stating at this table all night staying here all night' linda thought, looking at the wide assortment of chocolate in the bowl.
L left to go talk to one of his old teachers. More of an 'in your face' kind of thing, that teacher never thought he would amount to anything and that watari's opinion of him being a genius was just confusion and that L was an idot. But that teacher felt that way about everyone, she even yelled at the top of her lungs because near missed one question on a test one time. Bitch.
Linda turned her gaze from the annoying teacher and L to look at mello.
"you're gonna get diebeties, you know."
Mello looked up with a grin that said 'do you think I care? At least I'll be happy'
"I don't mind knowing that, you're right. I probably will die of it. It's better than having a heart attack and then burning, right?"
linda shrugged. What were the chances of that happening?
"at least I won't die a stupid bitch linda."
Linda growled and turned away.
"fick dich!"
mello stood there. At least he figured what she said out.God, the german language was just like English. He grabbed her and turned her to face him.
"wanna try that again?"
"wenn ich du ware, ich wurde verpiss dich!"
mello had no idea what that meant, but if his estimate was correct, she had used the last word from her first sentence.
"why don't you just go die, you stupid gay-ass bitch!"
linda's eyes started to well with tears.
"you know…I really hope you do die, bitch!"
that did it. She upped her tone from loud to yelling.
"yeah? Well you and everyone else too! Have you ever been buried alive, mello? What about burned at a post like some kind of witch? Do you know what it's like to be hated by every one in an entire village?"
she slapped him across the face.
"we're getting these damn things taken off!"
she dragged him out in the hall ignoring the looks some people were giving them. They had made it half way to roger's office when mello finally started protesting.
"what the hell is wrong with you?"
"shut up!"
she tugged at her half of the handcuffs attempting to make him move.
"oh hell no"
he tugged a bit harder than she had.
"come…on!"
she tugged at her half and mello was knocked off his feet, falling over on to linda. She began falling over as well and closed her eye preparing for impact. As her body hit the floor under mello's, she felt something soft and warm touch her lips. Her eyes snapped oen to see them on the floor kissing.
Linda pushed melo away.
"what the hell, mello?!"
"I-I didn't mean too…" mello said blushing
linda pounced on mello ready to beat him senseless wile he beat her in the head. She felt someone pulling her back from mello as she saw mello being pulled back as well.
She turned to see a calm watari holding her back from mello , staring at L as if they both had the plague.
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An.
I really put a lot of thought into this chapter. I'm german and I know the german language fairly well, but I was born in America. I felt linda needs to say more in german since that's whwre she's from. I'm glad I didn't give her a german accent, though, I think it sounds gross.
Fick dich fuck you
Wenn ich du ware, ich wurde verpiss dich if I were you, id fuck off
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