I do not own one piece.
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Dress Code
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Ace never did believe in Dress Codes, but he does wear pants plus a belt and shoes. He usually wears an open shirt or bare chested. Ace would feel cramped if his shirt was closed and do pirates follow the rules. Ace does not do the dress code business just like how Luffy yells then opens a door. In his young years as a child and teen he did not wear a closed shirt, but no one cared since he was polite unlike his rude little brother. However in a bar Smoker just said 'There is a dress code' or something similar, but all Ace really noticed was the words Dress Code.
Ace was going to tell Smoker 'At least I'm not cramped and I look smokin hot without a shirt.' He thought about, but decided not to say it. There was a pun, Smoker and Smokin. Ace did not want Mister All About The Dress Code to laugh and he didn't feel like it. There is no damn dress code in a bar!
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Uniform
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Ace does not like uniforms and the Marines are usually all about the uniforms plus some kind of dress code. Maybe the dress code was just Smoker and there was no dress code in that bar! There was no such thing maybe Smoker was being an ass or flirting. Second part a bit scary, but yet somehow funny. The Marines were chasing Ace for an unknown reason or rather because Ace ate their food in a polite manner. Ace decided to throw them off by yelling "I never did like or love a man or woman in a uniform!"
The Marines stopped for a moment, Ace grinned and then a Marine yelled "Well yeah because your a Pirate! A wanted Pirate!"
Ace yelled back "Yeah I'm wanted and people want me around! I do not see any Marines wanted!"
Ace was able to escape and he could have roasted them with his fire, but that was too easy which equals no fun.
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