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Fire Rum
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Shanks hardly ever turns away alcohol and he loves to party. However Ace arrived and decided for kicks to light the rum on fire with his devil fruit power. Shanks cursed Ace's devil fruit power, he glared at Ace, and stumbled as he tried to chase after Ace. It did not work out well for Shanks for Ace easily managed to get away and had called out "It is Fire Rum Now!"
Shanks head was throbbing and he had a hangover. His crew were laughing and Shanks muttered "Damn hangover overs and affects of alcohol. Not like I'll give up alcohol."
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Odd
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Usopp has a long nose and some would call it odd. Luffy decided to say "Your nose is long because you lie."
Usopp laughed then told Luffy "Nah, Maybe one of my family members had a long nose."
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Zzzz
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Zoro goes to sleep easily even when he is suppose to guard the ship. Luffy thought it would be funny to draw on Zoro's face not for punishment, but because it would be funny. Usopp drew on Zoro's left arm while Chopper put cloth on Zoro's right arm. Sanji decided to join in and put an apron on Zoro and then backed away. Luffy sat down waiting for Zoro to wake up and held up a mirror. Zoro woke up when Nami throw cold salt water on his legs and he looked down then yelled.
The apron was pink and it said Kiss in red markers along with hearts. The strawhat crew all laughed expect Zoro. Luffy held up a fish then said to Zoro "Heh, kiss the fish. Fish, Dish, Lish, Kiss, Fish--"
Zoro grabbed the fish then smacked Luffy over the head with it and about to toss the fish overboard. Then Luffy caught the fish and said "Fish for lunch and other food. Heh Zoro The Fish."
Zoro started to say "What the--"
Luffy laughed loudly then told Zoro "We named the fish Zoro. Heh, Almost kissed yourself."
Zoro muttered "Sometimes I want to hurt him..badly."
In the end everyone laughed when Usopp tripped over Zoro The Fish.
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Please and Thank You. There shall be more drabbles.