A/N: This was my friend's, Astra Black, idea. So much thanks goes out to her.
While the three Dynamos and Donna's mother were having their "group hug", Sam had managed to get into the kitchen without being noticed. "Perfect," he thought to himself, "Now all I have to do is keep everyone, especially Donna, out of the kitchen long enough to prepare the romantic dinner I want to surprise Donna with." Sam was taking out pots and pans and throwing in all kinds of ingredients for the supper. "Oh, I hope Donna likes this. I don't want anything to ruin tonight. Oh, this is taking too long. I'll never get anything ready at this rate!" Sam turned the stove and oven up to its maximum temperature and decided to set the table. While he had his back turned, smoke starting rising up out of the stove and soon the oven started doing in the same. Sam FINALLY smelled something burning and turned around to find everything in flames. The fire alarm started shrieking as the women rushed into the kitchen. Sam was waving a dish towel around trying to put out the fire, but instead caught the towel on fire, too.
"Oh, my God, Sam, what's going on? What happened?" Donna screamed. "I don't know, just help me!" Sam cried as a big burst of flames blew up in his face. He turned around and Tanya couldn't help but laugh. Sam's face was completely smoke tanned. Rosie managed to throw the flaming pots in the sink and turn on the taps and grab a bucket full of water to throw over the stove. Since Rosie had wrote a book on cooking, Sam had a mouthful coming to him…and that's without the help of Mary, Donna's mother.
"Sam what the hell were you thinking? What'd you do? Don't you know how to cook or what? Donna, I don't know where you got this man to because he's certainly useless in the kitchen. I mean, even Bill knows not to burn the place down." Donna was dying with laughter. How funny it was to watch Sam get scolded by her best friend, and it was only going to get better when Mary joined in.
"Yeah, what the hell were you doing? You could have killed us all and burned down everything my daughter has worked so hard for. Don't you care about her at all? And, Donna, you told me Sam was such a wonderful husband. He's not so wonderful. Can't even turn on the stove without catching everything and I mean everything on fire." Mary was on the verge of screaming at the poor guy.
"Okay listen," Sam had finally turned his face back to the original coloring, "I was just trying to prepare a nice romantic dinner for Donna. I was just trying to show you how much I love you baby. I'm so sorry I wrecked your lovely kitchen." Sam hung his head as Donna walked over to him. "Oh, honey, I'm so touched that you went through all that trouble for me and don't worry about the kitchen. Rosie will have it back to tiptop shape in no time." Donna said as she wrapped her arms around him and he pulled her into a kiss. "I'm sorry I ruined my plans for the evening, too." "Don't worry about it. I'm sure I can make some plans for us and they involve us going to the bedroom," Donna whispered in Sam's ear as she pulled him towards the stairs completely ignoring her friends, her mother, and her messy kitchen.
A/N: Thanks for reading. Please review. I love reading them! Oh, and if you love Mamma Mia! You must try writing your own story. There are just not enough of them!