"Everyone?" I called. "Everyone, blackdog just posted." They were there instantly.
"Well don't just sit there. Open it!" Rosalie unnecessarily yelled.
What happed next was something that we will never forget. "Oh my God, Alice. I didn't know you could bend that way," I said. Alice let out a low growl as Edward put a protective arm around me. I just giggled. For in front of me was Alice sticking her head through her legs with her hands on the ground next to her feet (um yeah… it's kind of like the acrobats at circus if you were confused) She was wearing what looked to be lime green, short, shorts but they were so short they could've been underwear for all I know and she was also wearing a neon blue bikini top that barely covered her. After that picture we were all on the floor laughing minus Alice, she stood in the corner fuming. The rest of the clips were of pretty much of Alice in crazy outfits and such. One that I couldn't get out of my head was Alice in a hotdog suit. Another that had me gasping for air was petting a shiny, blue, old Chevy truck while wearing ripped, tattered clothing, quite comical.
Then as the film was coming to an end a voice came on. "Next time on Crazy Cullens… Emmett in Swan Lake." A picture of Emmett in a pink ballet costume flashed on the screen. The voice was distorted yet I felt like I had heard it before. And since when did we become The Crazy Cullens?! I mean we're not that weird, are we? Oh well, I shouldn't worry about that right now. Just then my phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hey Bells," Jacob. Everyone else in the room stiffened at the sound of his voice, just like me.
"Hey Jake, what do you need?"
"Oh, nothing really," he said. "I just wanted to tell you of a youtube video I just saw."
"Oh yeah?" I asked nervously. "What's it about?"
"The Blood-suckers," he said so casually he could've been talking about the weather. "Yeah, it's called The Crazy Cullens" I could've sworn I heard snickering in the background but it was so faint that I couldn't be sure
"Is that so?" I asked with fake innocence.
"Yep. You should definitely check out your leach's video. It's hilarious." He said while chuckling. I heard Edward faintly growl so I grabbed his hand and started to make soothing circles like he does for me.
"Well, Jacob." I said acid slowly staring to leak into my voice. "It just so happens that I saw that video and I couldn't keep my hand off him after that" All the Cullens were rolling on the floor with fits of silent laughter even Edward was silently laughing.
"W-What?"
I smiled. "I said, I couldn't keep my hands off him," I said with drawing out every syllable.
"W- w- what d-do you mean exactly?"
"Well let's just put it this way," by now it was taking all of my will power not to just burst out laughing and ruin it. "It was great… oh time for round two gotta' go bye!" As soon as I hung up I fell onto the floor in fits of laughter with the rest of my family.
While I was laughing I wondered if blackdog was Jake. Naw, I told myself. Jake wouldn't do that to me. Would he?
Again sorry for not updating but I'll try to post again tomorrow.
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