I'd first like to say that I'm sorry for not updating, I've been in a crummy mood lately and I've been having an internal battle with my self 'cuz my bestie gets mad at me easily for no reason but I DO NOT ditch friends. Add that my other bestie is moving and that I think one of my guy friends likes me for more than a friend mix it all together and you gots a very unhappy me.

Oh and if any of you want to give me ideas to put in the next chapter, I'm all ears.

Disclaimer: I. Do. Not. Own. Twilight. –Sobs-

Bella POV

Only two Cullens were left, Emmett and jasper, well three if you counted me. I was currently sitting on the couch with my newly acquired laptop on my lap. All the Cullens sat around me, anxiously watching my every movement. Quite unnerving if you ask me. When I finally got to blackdog's home page I froze.

"Jasper," I said slowly. "It's time to meet your impending doom." He audibly swallowed. Every one got behind me as I pressed play so they could see the screen better.

Oh. My. Gosh.

Edward POV

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Rosalie POV

My, oh my, Jasper you defiantly have some problems you need to work out. Not surprising, though.

Alice POV

Jasper… oh… What… how… WHEN!!

Emmett POV

OH MY GOLLY-GOLLY-GOSH! Is JASPER wearing …FISHNETS?! Haha pure gold!!

The next image was one where if I were human I would be having trouble keeping my lunch down, for in front of me was Jasper in a red lacy thong with a matching bra. And if that wasn't bad enough he was posing in front of them. I felt sorry for Bella cuz' she actually was human therefore having issues keeping her lunch down.

The next was actually a video clip of jasper running around at human pace in his underwear.

Lovely.

The rest thankfully had Jasper in odd clothing and even odder poses. But that's Jasper for you.

When it was over Jasper looked like if he were human his blush could've rivaled Bella's.

Alice POV

Who is doing this? My poor Jazzy I thought I hid those pictures in a box deep in my shoe closet…

I ran in it. Eww! It smelled of Bleach. Nasty!!

Who ever was in here took my pictures, and covered up their tracks well.

I'm going to find out who you really are Blackdog, I threatened silently.

All right, now I need your help.

I need ideas for Emmett and Bella, it would be very much appreciated.

Please Review. They make me happy and gives me motive to write. 5 reviews Before I post another chapter.

Moggle

P.S. review on my other story Morning Sun cuz' no one reviewed on my second chapter and it made me sad.