Xiaolang's Ying Fa: Well, here it is, Shizuka's major bitchy ness come forth into this chapter. XsighX Ten reviews before the next chapter!!

And to Mandapandabug, sure I'll be your friend!! Yay! I have a new friend!! Xdoes a happy danceX Yesh, we all hate Shizuka for this, and yesh Seto only belongs with Jou, no one else!!!!

Also, this story is lightly based on something that happens every single day at my school. What happens to Jounouchi in this chapter is a true story! 'Gay people', or homosexuals—I correct you Silver Wing tamer—Are shunned very much so in my school. So, being my crazy ass mind, I decided to write about it. This is very true people! I hate to say it is, but this kind of thing happens every day whether you want to notice or not.

(also, I didn't mean to flame you, Silver-chan, eheh, sorry)

Warui-chan is my character, I own her and she ish me! Gomen, gomen, I just love adding her, like in Mou Issho!

Title: Lies and Betrayal

Rating: R

Pairing: Imaginary Seto/Shizuka, Seto/Katsuya

Elongated Summary: Jounouchi Katsuya hates Kaiba Seto, right? So, its okay if Shizuka has a wack at him, right? Because, she knows her brother is straight...right? What happens when an unwanted jealousy begins to flare up? Jounouchi's beginning to whole heartedly not like the idea Shizuka seemed to have...so, what happens when Kaiba starts to respond? Jounouchi wont care...right? WRONG!

Warnings: Yaoi and major bashing!

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Jounouchi walked out of class sullen and gloomy. He'd never be able to speak to the brunet ever again...not when he hurt him so much.

He stopped suddenly as he caught sight of Shizuka's glaring face across the hall...She moved forward and it suddenly got way too quiet in the halls...

"So, Katsuya, how have you and Seto been doing?" Obviously she hadn't heard, or failed to notice. Her sneering face was the last thing he wanted to see right now..."So, how does it feel? Heard takin' it up the ass is hard, or, were you the one to jack him up, eh? Shitty little ass fuckers belong together, brother, you all should just die and rid yourselves off the earth cuz we certainly don't want to see you anymore. My, my...my girly little older brother...Na, how'd it feel getting jacked up the ass?" her speech was very repetitive—but earned her goal. Jounouchi was nearly fuming with anger-but Shizuka could tell how hurt he was. Especially as everyone around them began chanting 'faggot, faggot, ass fucker'. Louder and louder they got...Closing in on him and backing him into a corner.

Hikari ran through the crowd, shoving past then to get to her boyfriend. When she got there, it took all of Jounouchi's might not to cry. She gently reached out to him, settling her hand on his shoulder lightly.

"Well, what do we have here? Did you get fucked up the ass as well, little slut?" Hikari glared daggers at the strawberry blonde haired girl, daring her to speak again.

Kaiba stopped on the way to his next class, hearing what sounded like a riot down the hall...he could have sworn he heard Jounouchi's name being yelled...His curiosity and concern got the best of him as he turned to walk quickly down the hall. He soon came to a large mass of people. To his horror, they were chanting his name, along with colorful phrases about his sexuality. He could barely see Jounouchi, Warui standing next to him protectively. Warui looked defiant, Jounouchi...like he was about to burst into tears. A familiar girl seemed to be leading the rest. A strawberry blonde, her sharp hazel eyes flashing as she cried 'Ass fucker' again and again, the crowd following in unison.

Kaiba's eyes darkened immensely, the normal cold azure turned icy with hatred. A thought dawned upon him as he was pushing himself through the crowd toward the center...this was why Jounouchi had said those things to him...because of this...

With that thought fueling his rage, he stormed into the middle, straight up to the short lead chanter and knocked her down with one quick backhanded blow.

"If you weren't a girl...I swear I'd beat you into a bloody pulp for what you've done to my inu."

Shizuka looked up, ready to burst into tears at the pain she'd been issued, but stopped at seeing the murderous glare on Kaiba's face. Imagine you hurt Mokuba...this would be the look he gave you as he killed you.

Shizuka stood up, defeated by her enemy. She stood low, ashamed to have been degraded in front of such a big crowd. (she should have thought how Jounouchi felt...) One of her followers held onto her and helped her take her walk of shame as the rest of the crowd dispersed.

Kaiba turned to his beloved. No wonder he didn't want...no one would be able to handle this kind of social rejection...The blond didn't even seem to notice that he had nearly just killed his own sister...let alone the fact that he was even here...

At closer inspection...Kaiba could see the tears rolling off the blond's flushed cheeks behind his hands...He was crying. The brunet's heart ached deeply for the blond pup...this must have been too much for him to take...

Jounouchi sobbed lightly, ignoring Hikari's offer to help as he slid down the wall at his back. He drew his knees up into a protective stance and buried his head in the middle...away from the world...hoping to just fade away...Hikari knelt to the beside him, hoping to soothe him.

Kaiba walked forward slowly...unsure and hopeful at the same time. He quietly knelt in front of the blond, setting his hands atop the blond's. Jounouchi looked up suddenly, noticing the difference in Warui's hands only because...they couldn't be hers. Jounouchi's eyes were a bit swollen and his cheeks were stained pink. Glossy amber eyes widened at seeing the brunet beside him. He knew it had been him who drove Shizuka and her posse away but...but he never thought he would come back for him...

The blond's eyes filled with tears once again as his face contorted to try to hold then in. It didn't work, they fell over the borders relieving a soft sob to follow. Kaiba's expression was one Jounouchi had only seen once before. Concern...eyebrows fixated together at the center...cerulean eyes so open and worried. Said brunet reached out, wiping the blond's tears away. Jounouchi lowered his knees as he was immediately drawn up into Kaiba's strong and loving embrace. Kaiba held Jounouchi tight as his body shook lightly from the torment. Jounouchi's arms hugged the brunet close to him...hoping to never have to let go as he broke into a full bought of tears. Kaiba rubbed his pup's back soothingly, whispering soft reassuring words into his ear. Even though all of that had been going on...both could admit...they'd never been happier, in each other's arms.

Warui smiled at the pair and quietly snuck away, hoping she'd be able to explain what had happened to their teacher.

Kaiba move away slightly. Jounouchi gasped and clutched at the brunet.

"Don't leave me...please...stay with me...I want you with me..."

"Sh, Don't worry, I'm not leaving you..." Kaiba whispered. He leaned back lightly to look Jounouchi in the eye. "Why didn't you tell me this was happening?" He asked as he wiped the blond's tears away.

"I...I didn't...I just ...didn't want to deal with this...I know I hurt you...I...I didn't want to hurt you..." he said, his voice breaking near the end. Kaiba smiled gently and hugged Jounouchi back to him. He sighed, he should have know something like this was going to happen...Damn Shizuka and her jealousy! He could hardly believe anyone would do this to their sibling!

Jounouchi sniffed lightly, his face was damp as he buried his head into Kaiba's shoulder. His blond hair was mussed and his eyes sparkled from unshed tears as Kaiba held him in a tight embrace.

"It...It'll just happen again if we're seen together..." Jounouchi refusing to meet his lover's confused azure eyes.

"I wont let it happen again, Katsuya!" the brunet insisted. Jounouchi's eyes closed as he shook his head slightly.

"Even you can't control my sister."

"She's not worth it, pup! Anyone who does that to their own flesh and blood isn't worth even a second glance! Forget her Jounouchi, if it isn't me, it'll be someone else...She'll never let you be you. I love you, pup. I wont lose you to her!" Jounouchi's eyes glistened and shone with the anguish he felt.

"I can't just forsake my own sister...I'm not like that Kaiba." Even though Jounouchi's words were soft, that name—Kaiba—cut through the brunet's heart like a million freshly sharpened daggers...Such a formality...He had called him Seto while they were together...however short of a time it had been...Kaiba had actually started to enjoy it...Unknown to Jounouchi, Kaiba's dismay, he continued. "Think if it was Mokuba doing and would you just forget him all together? I cant do that, no matter what she does to me...I still love her..." Pained azure eyes met determined amber.

"I don't care Jounouchi! You love her—why can't you love me?" That one simple question held so much pain and sorrow it made Jounouchi's eyes water anew. Truth was, he loved Seto more than he loved anything in the world. But he couldn't let him go through that kind of hurt. It would be hard for the both of them. He didn't deserve Kaiba. Worrying about what everyone else would think instead of being with the one person that mattered the most. He was selfish. He didn't deserve him.

"I...I'm sorry, Kaiba..." Jounouchi whispered, turning his eyes from his beloved's. Kaiba turned Jounouchi's head back to face him. His eyes were angry and frustrated.

"Don't apologize for something you're not sorry about."

"No, Seto, I am, I—Mmph!" Kaiba growled, his fingers tightening on Jounouchi's jaw as he smashed his lips against the blond's. Long black lashes closed over pained amber eyes as the owner accepted the unexpected kiss with a bit of a sigh. Kaiba's hand gentled its hold, sliding to the back of Jounouchi's neck, pulling him deeper into the kiss—Kaiba trying his hardest to coax Jounouchi into participating.

As the kiss went on, warm tears began to build on the corners of the blond's closed eyes. He felt so bad for doing this to the man who loved him...who loved him so much...He didn't want to do this...but if rumor got out about Kaiba Seto's...acquaintance with a guy...Jounouchi would never be able to forgive himself. The tears continued to build until they slowly rolled down Jounouchi's cheeks—landing on Kaiba's as the brunet tilted his head.

Kaiba frowned. He thought for sure Jounouchi would respond to this...but he wasn't. And now...he was crying. The brunet slowly leaned out, breaking their small contact. Jounouchi's eyes opened, but Kaiba wouldn't meet them. He couldn't. He stood suddenly, a look coming into his eyes as he turned swiftly on his heels, striding quickly down the hallway until he was out of sight.

Jounouchi's eyes flooded instantly as Kaiba's warmth left him so suddenly. He was hurt...so very hurt...

"What...what happened?" Jounouchi looked up, seeing Warui standing above him. "I...I went to go and get you both excused...Oh, I shouldn't have left you two alone!"

"It's okay. I...made him leave."

"Why?!"

"Because he doesn't deserve to be hurt like this. And...And if the press ever found out..."

"Jounouchi! Do you honestly think Kaiba cares more about the press than you?!" Said blond chuckled.

"Of course he does. That's his life. If he doesn't have his reputation...he wont be able to take care of Mokuba. I can't take his life away from him." He replied bitterly.

"That isn't true and you know it."

"Be quiet. This was my decision. I don't want him to be hurt by this. I'm not worth the trouble." Warui sighed, she knew nothing would get through to him. Not when he was this determined.

"C'mon, lets get going, they told me I could escort you home."

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A week went by, then two, then more days than either the blond or the brunet could count. The days just seemed to fly by...Unnoticed and unaccounted for. Someone had hit pause again, and neither could seem to break away from what had been...What was and what will never be ever again. Kaiba hadn't spoken with Jounouchi since the incident with Shizuka. And Jounouchi hadn't really bothered to talk to anyone in that time.

Of course, what had happened didn't stop Shizuka from continuing her harassment of the elder Kaiba. She simply would not leave him alone, even Mokuba was beginning to get worried for his brother. Ever chance she got, she'd walk up to him, flirt whorishly and leave him wanting to hurt her more so then than ever before. She was such a slut. If there was anything Kaiba hated more in a woman it was over confidence of her body. Flashing it around as if it was her key to the world and she could have anything she wanted just by pushing her chest forward and making it known she was wet. Kaiba shuddered at the thought. Gods, he was so gay. No matter how much he hated that term, it seemed to fit right in at the moment.

School continued on, classes overwhelming most students with its audacity to become harder as they advanced. Although there were just a few students not entirely overcome by schoolwork, one boy was wishing he were. Jounouchi Katsuya had always been a very bright kid, he just...never bothered to apply it to his studies. What was the point when life decides to screw you over like this, eh? Not much to ponder on, he had already tried to sink himself into his studies and become too drawn up to notice his horrible fortunes but that hadn't worked when he ended up finishing all his homework for the rest of the school year in more than half of his classes. He sighed lightly, staring aimlessly out the window, wishing he was outside four months ago with his friends when thoughts of Kaiba hadn't even crossed his mind until the brunet would show up, insult him and then leave him to fume about how much he hated him later that day. The blond sighed again. Thinking about the brunet would get him nowhere and fast. He didn't have time to waste on the past...He didn't want to think about what was...and what he could have had...

The bell rang, signally the end of the day. End of the week. Start of the weekend. He'd been staying over at Yuugi's since it had happened. He and Warui had split up, but were still good friends. She had told him she couldn't be with him...after she had found out about Kaiba and him. And Shizuka. The wench. Jounouchi smiled lightly, that seemed to be Warui's new nickname for her. Warui was friends with Kaiba now as well, well...as close to a friend anyone could be to Kaiba Seto. She always talked about him with Jounouchi...how sad he looked when she had seen him, or how handsome he making Jounouchi think of him...and force himself not to glance over and take a look himself.

No more insults...isn't that what Jounouchi had always wanted? No more Kaiba constantly calling him a dog and reverting him to mush with the intensity of his voice? No. He had always...somewhat...liked it when the brunet referred to him as a puppy...'cute little puppy, kneel by master's feet' was one of the many things he would say to him...He hadn't noticed when dog suddenly turned into puppy...or when make inu turned into baka koinu...Maybe he just didn't want to notice...he didn't want to come to the reality of what that meant.

Since he and Kaiba had officially broken up, or whatever, so many rumors had gone around, started by Shizuka no doubt, but Jounouchi had yet to find out if they were true or not. She had said that they had gotten back together. He didn't know what he would do if they were. She was spreading around his size. His sexual details. What he was like...during sex. Immediately assuming the position of saying she had had sex with him. That she was his lover. Of course Jounouchi knew the moment he heard what she had said his size was that it wasn't true, she had been but one inch shy of the real thing. He simply did not want to believe what his sister had gotten to experience what he could only dream of. He didn't want to think that Kaiba was that easy—or desperate.

Jounouchi turned the corner, stopping immediately at seeing his sister and...and Kaiba. He quickly ducked around the corner, not wanting them to see him. What were they talking about? Jealousy stabbed through the blond before he could control it. He wasn't jealous. It was over between them. What did he care if Kaiba went back to his sister? Of course he cared, who the hell was he trying to kid? He loved the man for crying out loud!

He saw Shizuka's hand move...where the hell was that thing going...? O god. Jounouchi saw red as his sister, his SISTER, touched his dragon through his pants. Only he got to touch Kaiba there! She should never be allowed to get anywhere near that area! How dare Kaiba let her touch him there!

"O-only you can touch me here...p-puppy..." a hitch of breath and a gasp, a squeeze of a hand and a scream quick to follow...

Their passionate yet brief relationship had been one of the most exotic and erotic Jounouchi had ever had the privilege of embarking on. It had been both of the teen's first times so they hadn't gone too far with each other, but the words still rung loudly in Jounouchi's ears. The red in front of the blond's eyes only grew brighter as the scene continued to unfold.

"Come on Seto..." Shizuka whispered hoarsely, attempting seduction. Kaiba shuddered in disgust as her hand started to work at him through his pants. Unfortunately for him, she took his shudder to be one of pleasure. He smacked her hand away before she could get any ideas.

"Just like a little child, having to slap your hand away from the cookie jar. I thought I told you I wasn't interested, wench." Apparently, Kaiba found that name suiting for her as well. She huffed but smiled soon after, not wanting to give up any time soon. She leaned forward, pressing her breasts to his chest. He jolted away, but this was what she had been expecting and pressed him to the wall at his back quite easily in his attempt to get away from her. She stuck her leg between his and rubbing vigorously, positive that if her hand hadn't aroused him, this would be a sure bet.

"I'm warning you, wench. Get off me now." Shizuka ignored him and reached down; rubbing her hand against his lower region, surprise covering her features when she found him to be as limp as a wet noodle. He smirked and pushed her away roughly.

"I swear to the gods, if you ever try to do that again, not only will you get no reaction from my dick, but you'll get my fist in your face as well. Not my hand like last time, my fist." Her eyes were still wide.

"But...how...why?" she didn't seem to understand how he could not have been aroused by her movements. Kaiba growled.

"No matter how it was in the beginning, now that I know what perfection is, you are nothing in comparison to the real thing. You are no Jounouchi Katsuya. And by the way, in response to those rumors, the day you see my dick is the day I become a eunuch." Kaiba said, walking away, leaving the strawberry blonde looking more baffled than she had been before.

Jounouchi blushed, having heard and seen the whole thing from his vantage point. So, it wasn't true. He had known it from the start...he just...yeah, well, it wasn't true! He smirked lightly; pleased Kaiba had the nerve to do that to her and still put in a good word for him, considering they were not on good terms as of right then. The blond turned around, ready to leave until he bumped directly into something firm and tall.

"Enjoy the show, pup?" was all he heard before the owner of the firm and sexy chest walked off in the opposite direction. Jounouchi turned back to glare at him, damn, he wasn't supposed to have seen him...The blond actually felt a little embarrassed at the awkwardness of it all. Oh well. Kaiba probably just said all that while knowing he was watching...He wouldn't put it passed Kaiba...

"Jounouchi-kun!" Ah, Yuugi. Thank the gods for this wonderful genki boy.

"I'm coming!" the blond called, smiling at the tri-colored haired kid beckoning him forth.

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He didn't know for how much longer he could handle it...The blond was simply too enticing...the way he would bite his lip while thinking...the way he would blush sheepishly when caught staring into space...the way he would smile...Those sweet luscious lips he had once tasted...he craved their petal soft feel...their forbiddenly fruity taste...As he was saying, he didn't know for how much longer he could handle it...If he could even handle it anymore...He was simply too much...He missed him...he missed his body next to his own...he missed the sweet kiss they would share after waking in the morning...What was for no more than just a week he was already addicted. Addicted and craving...Jounouchi was like a drug...one taste and he was hooked. He didn't want to let go...He could only pray the blond was feeling the same.

Since the blond had caught him with Shizuka in the hallway the other week, he'd been watching him constantly for any sign of regret...or remorse...But nothing. Either the blond was very good at hindering his emotions or...or he just really didn't care about him anymore...Kaiba shook his head angrily, no that couldn't be the case. Someone doesn't just say I love you and have it be nothing...nobody can fake the emotions he saw clearly in those breathtaking amber eyes...shining...seemingly just for him...

Even though he had clearly sent Shizuka a death threat if she should come within three feet of him that day, she still would not let up. She followed him everywhere, trying to make small talk and what not. It was so very annoying...How could he even possibly hope to get close to Jounouchi again with the she-devil on his heels? He swore he uphold his threat if only he would get within those three feet, and try to touch him again. Lately she'd been careful not to get too close...because she knew what would happen if she did. Of course it didn't stop her from annoying him beyond all possible belief. Why would it? She knew what she was doing...She was a crazy wench. And almost anyone would agree with him.

Kaiba was desperate to get to Jounouchi. But he couldn't, the minute he saw him, those amber eyes would look so lively...almost as if he would let him get close again...but then Shizuka would come into view and he would turn away as if he never gave Kaiba a look worth following. It was like a game. A teasing game. Although, he hardly thought Jounouchi knew he was making that look, Kaiba would bet all his money that the blond was simply reminiscing on a time when they had been close, and that look would sink into his eyes. Nevertheless, it didn't stop the brunet from inquiring farther. He swore, if this kept up, he'd become a stalker in less than a week. Besides, he still had to make Jounouchi pay for rejecting him in the hallway after what had happened between Shizuka and himself. Or...at least make him scream and beg for mercy...Yes, that sounded like a good punishment.

He had to figure out a way to get Jounouchi alone...and get Shizuka off his back...But how...

"Shizuka-chan! Shizuka-chan!"

Ah yes, the horn-man, what was his name? Honda Hiroto...Jounouchi's best friend...Didn't he...Yeah, if he remembered correctly, Honda did have a crush on Jounouchi's sister. Kaiba smirked lightly. This would be interesting...If only...Maybe he could...Yes. This would be the greatest plan he'd come up with yet. He'd get Honda to get Shizuka off his back and Yuugi, yes, he could get Yuugi to ditch Jounouchi so he be all alone at his house...it would be perfect! Oh but Yuugi's so fucking nice...How could he convince Yuugi without seeming like a obsessive ecchi who wanted to fuck his best friend? He would have to plan this out better...or else it wouldn't work. Shizuka was still very hung over about him so it would be difficult to get her to go out on a date with Honda...Undoubtedly he already knew of what the strawberry-blonde had done to Jounouchi, so he should be very willing to help in any way he could. Almost everyone was pissed off at Shizuka for what she'd done. All except her and her posse of course. Honda was still trying to convince her she'd been wrong and should give up on the billionaire. He figured a temporary truce was required for himself and Mr. Horn-boy.

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Jounouchi sighed lightly as he sat down at Yuugi-tachi's lunch table. Since that day in the hall he had caught Shizuka and Kaiba together and Kaiba had threatened her never to do it again, she had become cautious, but hadn't given up as of yet. Jounouchi was beginning to think she'd never give up. And what worried him was that...if she kept up on what she was doing...Kaiba may not last much longer before giving into her advances. And Jounouchi didn't know if he could handle him going back to her after all they had gone through. No, he knew he wouldn't be able to handle it. It would break him.

He sighed again. Maybe he'd been wrong in rejecting him the last time...No. He couldn't have second thoughts now...Kaiba was much better without a self-conscious little boy like himself. He couldn't lie to himself and say that he was happy, though...even Yuugi had begun to notice he hadn't been his normal self since the incident. He had told Yuugi about him and Kaiba, but not anyone else, not that they hadn't been suspecting it since Shizuka's little outburst. He didn't know how they would take to his dating his own worst enemy...It wouldn't look good for his sanity to confirm Shizuka's accusations. But Yuugi had understood. And sympathized. And was there when he broke down. Even Yuugi couldn't believe what Shizuka had done to him...he'd been in almost as much shock as Jounouchi himself. More than once, Yuugi had told him just to go to Kaiba and apologize for rejecting him, tell him he loved him and then they could be together and live happily ever after. Jounouchi had laughed pathetically and explained that things don't always go the way you had planned. Poor Yuugi, he just wanted him to be happy. He understood that.

He loved Kaiba still. No matter what happened, he knew he would always love him. And he missed him...missed his lips...missed how his eyes would light up every time he was near...such a beautiful cerulean shine...

He was snapped out of his daydream when someone waved their hand in front of his face.

"He-llo? Anybody home?" Jounouchi's amber eyes sparked as he jumped to his senses.

"Oh, sorry, Honda...I was, um..."

"S'okay, man. We were just saying that things sure have taken a dramatic turn of events as of lately. Don't you think?"

"Yeah." The blond commented dully.

"Have you talked to Shizuka since...well, since the hall incident?" Honda asked gently. Jounouchi's eyes widened lightly before he shook his head.

"A little." He sighed. "Not much though, just a dad says 'hi', mom says 'go to hell' thing...ya know, the usual." Things went oddly silent after that, everyone looking to get off the subject as fast as they could before someone said something they'd regret.

"Jou?" Honda asked slowly, looking as if he was pained by what he wanted to say.

"Yeah?" Jounouchi asked, looking up into Honda's dark brown eyes.

"Is it wrong to say I still have feeling for Shizuka after what she's done to you?" Jounouchi smiled at Honda's scared expression and shook his head.

"No. You love her because of who she used to be, not who she's portraying right now." Honda smiled softly, returning Jounouchi's understanding look.

Jounouchi's smile slowly became one of sheer sadness. Honda must be in the same predicament as he was. He's loved Shizuka even before she had done anything remotely like this...and for her to suddenly change right before his eyes must be so painful for him, the one who loved her before she'd become such a monster. He shook his head, he couldn't go into daydream state with his friends around.

"Hey, have you guys seen where Yuugi went? I haven't seen him all lunch..."

"No, I think he said he had a previous engagement to attend, whatever that means." Jounouchi nodded.

"Well, I'm gonna go look for him, I gotta talk to him before class." Honda nodded and Jounouchi walked off. He raised an eyebrow as he checked every area Yuugi would normally be in, he wasn't. Then he saw him, just as he was about to give up. He was standing beside the farthest Sakura tree in the distant edges of the school grounds, obviously wanting to be left alone. What was he doing? All the way out here...And, was that Kaiba? Was Kaiba actually talking to Yuugi without provocation? What were they talking about? Must have been something very important for them to be talking to each other...Jounouchi frowned and snuck up quietly, wanting to hear what was so important.

"So, do we have a deal?" Damn! Just when he finally got close enough to hear them, they were done talking the good stuff! Yuugi nodded.

"Yeah, I believe we do. And, you can come out now Jounouchi." Jounouchi flushed in embarrassment. He wasn't supposed to be caught...Nevertheless, he came out from behind the tree he hid and smiled sheepishly. Kaiba nodded in acknowledgement to him, giving him a small smile that Jounouchi advertently ignored, deciding to give him the cold shoulder.

"Yuugi, what are you doing all the way out here? We were wondering where you went." He said, trying to cover up the fact that he had been eavesdropping. Yuugi smiled.

"Just having a man-to-man chat with Kaiba. But I'm done now, so we can go back to lunch. I'm starved, I haven't eaten all day!" he said happily, dragging Jounouchi back to their table. He glanced back at Kaiba, winking softly as he continued to pull the blond along. Kaiba nodded to him in thanks and walked off in an opposite direction.

"What did you need to talk to him about? And why Kaiba, of all people?"

"Oh, he was just having trouble thinking of what Mokuba might like for his birthday, and since I'm the same size as him he was wondering if I could get some clothes that Mokuba would like." Yuugi lied through clenched teeth. He sure hated to deceive his friend like this, but it would be for the best, if Kaiba's plan worked. He desperately hoped it would. Jounouchi was simply miserable without him.

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"You want me to do what?!" Kaiba sighed, irritated. He gingerly rubbed the bridge of his nose, trying to ward off his oncoming headache.

"I want you to take Jounouchi-shoujo out on a date."

"Why?"

"To keep her off my back long enough to talk to Katsuya."

"Oh." The brunet haired duelist nodded, realization finally beginning to sink in. "So, wait, you want me to take Shizuka out on a date so she wont bust you trying to...trying to fuck Jounouchi?" Kaiba's face tinted red lightly before he growled angrily.

"Did I ever say that?"

"But it's true...you guys actually had something going on?" Honda asked in disbelief.

"I just don't want her ruining what little chance I still have with him. The only thing I could think of was you, so, will you do it?" he paused a moment to roll his eyes. "I understand, it might cost me...So, how much?" Honda grinned.

"Now ya speakin' my language Kaiba."

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Xiaolang's Ying Fa: Well, sorry to leave it there, but I just had to end it somewhere...This is my favorite part of the whole story, the whole Kaiba saying he'll become a eunuch is Shizuka sees his dick...haha so funny! I can't believe I thought of it!! XsighX This fic isn't even finished yet...I shouldn't even be updating to it...But I love you guys and please please please review!! I NEED REVIEWS!!! XcriesX I want at least ten reviews for this chapter otherwise I'm not updating!! So there!