Disclaimer: Don't own RENT
"Roger!" Maureen banged on the loft door "Open the damn door!"
"Urg..."Roger sighed as he opened it "What Maureen?"
"It's 2:00" Maureen told him
"Thank you for telling me that" Roger told her "If you would have never came here and banged on my door I would have never known!"
"Cut the shit Roger" Maureen told him "Mark told me to be here at 2pm so I could see the footage from my lastest protest"
"Yeah well he's gonna have to cancel" Roger informed her "He's sleeping"
"Still?" Maureen asked "Well I guess I'll just have to wake him up"
"No!" Roger yelled "Mark sleeps naked you don't wanna go in there Maureen and ruin your eyes"
"I've seen him naked before" Maureen told her as she went to the door "Hello Ex boyfriend"
"Maureen" Roger told her "Don't go in there"
"Gimmie one good reason why not" Maureen asked
"Mark has the flu and he's very contagious" Roger told her
"So?" Maureen asked
"So? SO? SOOOO?" Roger yelled "If you go in there and get the flu Joanne won't give you any sex because she won't wanna be anywhere near you because she won't wanna get sick! DO YOU REALLLLYYYY WANNA RISK THAT MAUREEN!?"
"Dammit Roger" Maureen agreed "I guess not"
"Yeah That's what I thought" Roger told her "No you go home now!"
"Alright I'll be back later" Maureen told him "Maybe around 5 or 6"
"Yeah whatever" Roger told her "Bye Maureen!" He told her as he pushed her out the door and ran right into Mark's room
"WAKE UP!" Roger yelled "Mark and Angel get up NOW!"
"Oh sorry Roger" Mark told him "I guess we fell asleep for a bit"
"A bit?" Roger asked "It's 2:00 and Maureen came here! and tried to come in!"
"You dident tell her did you Roger?" Mark asked
"No I dident" Roger told them "I did everything to keep her out of here! I told her you had the flu so if she comes back Mark you better have the flu!"
"Thanks Sugar" Angel told Roger
"Yeah sure" Roger told her "I'm not your mother! You two are acting like some twisted Romeo and Juliet Your lucky I was home otherwise Maureen would have barged right in because god forbid we don't have a lock on this door!"
"Ok Roger" Mark told him "I get it We'll be more careful"
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(Later that night)
"Why arent either of you going out?" Roger asked "I wanna be alone with my guitar this is Roger and Guitar time!"
"So Sweetie theres nothing to do" Angel told him as she knitted badly
"What the hell are you making Ang?" Roger asked "Is that a pair of pants? Or a sweater?"
"Neither" Angel said glaring "It's a scarf for Mark...A very bad knitted Scarf but still"
"I'm sure it will be nice baby" Mark assured her as he put his arm around her "Don't listen to Roger"
"I'm still bored" Angel complained "Help me not be bored baby" Angel said as she kissed him
"We could take a shower" Mark suggested "Clean each other off especially with all the dirty thoughts I have in my head now"
"Remember Angel" Roger told her as he tuned his guitar "AIDS"
"Yes Mother" Angel said as she took of her big heels
"How the hell do you wear them all day?" Roger asked
"I dunno I'm used to them I guess" Angel told him
"Angel COME ON" Mark yelled as they ran in to the bathroom
"Finally Guitar" Roger said to it "Me and you just us making sweet musical love!"
knock.knock.knock.
"Urg..." Roger sighed as he opened the door "Collins? What are you doing here?"
"Well arent you happy to see me" Collins told him "I got out of the expo early I told them I had the flu"
"Is that everyones excuse?" Roger asked himself
"What?" Collins asked
"Nothing" Roger said "So what are you doing here this late?"
"Late? It's 9pm" Collins told him "Besides I got home and Angel wasent there and she wasent drumming or at Joanne and Maureen's place and Mimi's working so I figured she must be here"
"Well I assure you she's not here" Roger told him "Maybe she went to get a drink or some food?"
"Yeah Maybe" Collins told him "Wait...Are those her heels?"
"Uh...No.."Roger told him "THEY ARE MY HEELS COLLINS! IT'S A SECRET! DON'T TELL"
"Yeah...Ok..."Collins told him "Now seriously wheres Angel?"
"Yeah Seriously" Roger told him "She's not here"
"Uh...Roger" Angel said as she came out of the bathroom "This is the last Towel and Mark wanted his own so he told me to ask you fo--Uh...HI BABY!" Followed by Mark coming out
"Did you call me?" Mark asked coming out "You said Baby so I figured you were talking to Roger or me...Or Collins" Mark said basically scared
"Told you this would happen..."Roger told them
"Angel? Mark?" Collins asked "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"