chapt: 3/?

characters: Miyavi, the gazette, Antic cafe

syn: Dont worry. I wont drop you.

comments: 3rd chapt. and i just wanna seriously thank Jaded Expression of Euphoria

this person seriously deserves a thank u. YOUR REPLIES TO MY FICS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! lol, and really its only because i read ur fic that this chapt is going up. yep, i actually had this one just laying around lol. though after this chapt im afraid its a big BLANK _

but hopefully it wont be like that forever! :3

any ways, please enjoy JEE. BECAUSE U SO ENJOY IT!!!! but please, i havn't touched this fic in like... a year so it is the same as when i typed it up, (no time for correcting) so here i introduce to u the raw fic of My condolences to Our Wedding chapter 3!!!

*la de da*

So far Miyavi was being treated like a queen. Well, in his eyes he was. He has never been treated to this kindly before.

They went out for breakfast first. It was a nice place. They got to know each other alittle better. It was slightly strange thought. Atticus wouldn't say a thing about his kids... Yet, Miyavi wouldn't say a thing about his job.

Honestly Miyavi was slightly anxious about meeting the kids. He was never good around them. He hates kids with a passion. It was usually Uruha's job to get kids but ever since he 'retired' things have been hard....

Anyway.

After breakfast they went horse back riding. It was very fun. With all the past husbands Miyavi has never had so much fun on the first day.

They rode until it became dark and went out for dinner. Atticus seemed to be having a good time as well. He would smile and laugh and joke with Miyavi.

Once dinner was done they started home. A nice and quiet relaxing drive that was disturbed by Atticus's cell phone. "... Hello?"

Miyavi watched as Atticus quickly pulled his ear away from the phone when an ear piercing scream came.

//RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE! MIKU IS BEING RETARDED!!!! HE KEEPS GOING INTO MY ROOM AND THROWING NEALIE'S STUPID FISH AT MEEEE!// There was a faint 'No I'm not!' then laughter in the background then the sound of glass breaking then another scream.

//AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY FISH! MIKU YOU BROKE THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TELLING ON YOU!!!// there was faint 'No I didn't' Then scuffling.

Atticus sighed rubbing his temples. "... Kanon... Kanon, stop yelling at your brother for a quick minute." Kanon's screams to get out his room stopped.

"Wheres your brother Teruki Kanon." Atticus asked calmly. //HE'S NOT MY BROTHER!!!!!//

"Kanon!" Atticus said in a stern voice that made even Miyavi stop and freeze.

//... He's locked out the house....//

Atticus frowned. "Why is Teruki locked out the house?" There was scuffling then the click of a door closing. //Nealie locked him out the house...// The way how Kanon's voice was echoing told Atticus he locked himself in the bathroom.

Atticus sighed again. "Why did Nealie lock him out the house? He was supposed to be baby sitting while I was gone." He groaned.

//Tch, dont ask me. Ask her yourself...// There was suddenly loud banging on a door then yelling.

//HEY KANON! OPEN THE DOOR! I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM// Some giggling. //NO! GO AWAY MIKU AND STOP BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS!// More banging then some crying in the background as someone passed by. //ARE YOU CUTTING YOUR SELF EMO FREAK!?// The crying stopped then some running and more banging. //KANON! DONT CUT! DONT CUT! IF YOU CUT I'M TELLING ON YOU!//

Kanon groaned. "//I AM NOT CUTTING! GO AWAY!// Atticuse was now frowning as he listened knowing that if he talked no one would listen to him at the moment. He looked to Miyavi and gave an apologizing smile.

//GO AWAY!// There was suddenly some tapping before Kanon growled. //What the fuck!? I thought Nealie locked you out the house! HEY! NO LET GO! STOP!!// there was some rustling then a plop and everything sounded to be under water.

Atticus was now pulling up into a drive way looking very angry. He put the breaks on the car then stormed out. Miyavi slowly got out the car then followed Atticus to the door and watched as he started searching for something before remembering. "Shit, thats right."

Miyavi jumped when Atticus started banging on the door things on his cell phone still sounding aquatic and strange. "Whats wrong? Why cant we just use a key?" Atticus seemed to frown even more. "Nealie... My daughter threw the keys down the garbage disposal..."

Miyavi blinked listening to what sounded like stomping then screaming on the inside of the house then more glass breaking. "When did that happen?"

Atticus stepped away from the door and started to kick it in. "Yesterday." He grunted as the door splintered before breaking in. Miyavi watched with wide eyes then at the mess in the hall. Blankets and a broken vase with plants and water spilled to the floor.

Atticus looked to the mess and started picking up the pieces of glass and flowers on the floor while Miyavi removed his shoes looking to the mess in aw. He slowly walked up to Atticus who stood up a few pieces of the glass in his hands.

They quickly looked up when there was a loud bang as a door was slammed then barking from a big dog. Some screaming then sounds of running and what sounded like water...

Miyavi watched from the saftey behind Atticus as two kids ran through the living room. Once had short blond hair while the other smaller one had black hair and slightly darker skin.

The one with blond hair was running from the other who had pulled the water hose into the house and was spraying him. "THIS IS FOR BREAKING MY FISH TANK!!!!" A big dog was chasing them jumping up and down trying to get into the spray of the water while leaving muddy foot prints all over the floor..

The one with blond hair was slipping on the wood floor completely soaked and was trying to run away. "I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK IT I SWEAR!! NEALIE STOP! STOP!"

Miyavi watched with wide eyes as they started going down another hall way. He didn't even notice Atticus was shaking with rage infront of him. "NEALIE! MIKU! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KIDS THINK YOUR DOING!?" He boomed making Miyavi jump and the kids freeze. Even the dog stopped.

The two kids looked to Atticus with wide eyes then to the soaked and dirty front room then to the hose in Nealie's hands. Nealie quickly dropped the hose screaming and running away as Atticus started running after them.

Miku just stood there before scrambling and trying to run away but the floor was too wet so he couldn't get far. Atticus grabbed him by the shirt then pulled him down trying to hold him still. "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? YOUR GOING TO CLEAN ALL THIS UP RIGHT NOW!"

"Yes sir..." Miku mumbled slowly standing up and walking/sliding away to get a towel from the kitchen. Miyavi walked up to Atticus as he picked up the still running water hose.

Miyavi's sudden yelp made Atticus turn to him then grab for the dogs collar as he started licking over Miyavi's face and getting his clothes dirty with paw prints. "OUT!" The dog whined and slowly started to walk back out side the open sliding door.

Atticus dropped the water hose and helped pull Miyavi up and started dusting him off yet it was pretty useless since the dog was wet and the prints on Miyavi's clothes were mud. "I'm sorry. We can get you cleaned off."

Miyavi shakily stood up his back soaking wet since he fell in the water. "I, It's ok... He just scared me..." Atticus looked back to the water hose and quickly grabbed it then started out to the back yard through the sliding doors.

Miyavi watched him dissappere into the dark yard. Soon Miku slowly walked out the kitchen with a towel and spread it out onto the floor watching the back door carefully. Soon Atticus walked back out with a few new paw prints on his own shirt.

When Miku saw Atticus's frowning face he quickly looked back down to the towel on the ground. Atticus watched him for a minute before closing and locking the back door. "Where is Kanon? And where is Teruki? Takuya where are they?"

Miku swallowed. "K, Kanon and Teruki are locked in Kanon's bathroom... Takuya left a few minutes after you left and hasn't been home since." Atticus cursed and walked from Miku to the hall where Miyavi was still standing. He walked deeper into the hall before stopping when there was a crunch under his foot. He frowned and fumbled for the lights finding it and seeing glass on the floor. "Another vase..."

He marched down the hall stopping at a closet for a minute before swinging it open. Nealie fell out along with a few jackets and shoes. "... Hi daddy..." He frowned and pointed back to the front room where Miku was trying to clean up all the water.

She sighed and started walking towards the front room almost bumping into Miyavi. "... Oh! Hi! Hey, your a pretty lady!" Miyavi looked to her for a minute. "... I, am not a lady."

Nealie's eyes went wide at hearing the slightly raspy voice then made a face. "... OH MY G-- OW!" She was cut off as Atticus spanked her once then pointed to the front room again. She frowned and started walking back.

Atticus sighed and went back down the halls, stopping at a door painted black with a stop sighn loud rock music was blasting behind the door making it vibrate with each beat. Atticus smiled to Miyavi seeing that he followed him all the way there. ".... You better cover your ears."

Miyavi blinked once before quickly covering his ears as Atticus pulled the door open then ran into the dark room. Miyavi followed and watched as Atticus scrambled to turn off the stereo. In the end he pulled the plug making the loud vibrating go down.

Once the music was off you could hear arguing coming from a door. Atticus walked over to him pulling it open to find Kanon and Teruki fighting. Atticus pulled Kanon off Teruki and put him aside. "WHERE IS THE PHONE!?"

Teruki and Kanon froze then slowly looked over to the toilet. Atticus followed their gaze before groaning. "... I'm leaving this for you two. You better figure this out nicely." Atticus warned.

Kanon took one look to Teruki before they started arguing again. "YOU GET IT OUT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BABY SITTER!"

"IT'S YOUR TOILET!"

"YOUR JUST MAD CAUSE YOU DO A SUCKY ASS JOB WATCHING US!"

"BOYS!" Atticus yelled but they didn't listen.

"I'M THE OLDEST! OF COURSE I'M GOING TO BE CHOSEN TO WATCH OVER YOU!"

"I DONT SEE WHY THAT MATTERS! YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH! MIKU AND NEALIE WERE ACTING CRAZY AND WHERE WERE YOU!?"

"BOYS!"

"I WAS LOCKED OUT THE HOUSE! AND WHERE WERE YOU!? YOU COULD HAVE UNLOCKED THE DOOR INSTEAD OF LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM!"

"BOYS!"

"I LOCK MYSELF IN MY ROOM TO GET AWAY FROM YOU, MIKY, AND NEALIE! YOUR ALL TOO CRAZY!"

"BOYS! I SAID--"

"Ahh!"

Atticus stopped to look back to Miyavi who was holding his foot, pain showing over his face. He quickly walked away from Kanon and Teruki to see what was wrong. "Miyavi?"

"OH GREAT! NOW DAD'S BRINGING IN MORE WOMAN! WHAT!? YOUR GOING TO HAVE MORE KIDS!"

"KANON JUST SHUT UP! MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS FRIENDS!"

"TERUKI YOU CANT HAVE GIRLS FOR FRIENDS AT DADS AGE!"

"HE'S 23 KANON!"

"BOYS! SHUT UP!!!" Atticus boomed once again making every one freeze. He turned back to Miyavi. "Are you ok?" Miyavi nodded weakly. "M, my foot.... I think, I stepped in something."

Atticus looked down and frowned seeing the broken fish tank and pebbles on the floor. He then noticed the little fishes flopping around some were crushed under his shoes. "I cant see in this dark room...."

Miyavi yelped as Atticus swooped him up and held him bridal style then started walking out the room. "You two. I want that phone out the toilet and you sitting in the front room in 15 minutes."

"20." Kanon said quickly knowing it would take longer than that.

"10" Atticus shot back frowning.

"15! Give us 15!" Kanon yelled his eyes wide.

"5."

Kanon was about to say something but Teruki grabbed him and started dragging him back to the bathroom.

Atticus walked down the hall to another locked room. He shifted Miyavi and pulled out what looked like a bobby pin and stuck it into the hole. There was a click and he opened the door showing a clean and neat room.

Atticus walked to the bed and placed Miyavi ontop then knelt down gently grabbing his foot. Miyavi hissed trying to see how bad it was when he saw Atticus frown. "... You have some glass jammed in there pretty deep."

He got up and walked to the bathroom in the room then walked out with a first aid kit and pulled out some alcohol. "This will hurt." He said honestly. Miyavi just bit his lipring flinching when the alcohol was sprayed onto his foot.

Atticus then got some tweesers making Miyavi pull his foot away with wide eyes. "N, no!" Atticus blinked surprised the other pulled away. "But, I have to get the glass out."

Miyavi quickly shook his head no. " I promise it will be quick." Atticus sighed when Miyavi shook his head no again then smiled. "Miyavi." Miyavi froze seeing the smile. "Let me get the glass out."

He watched Atticus eyes and soon melted. He looked so, HOT! Miyavi couldn't help smile as well then blink when Atticus held up the tweesers the with the big shard of bloody glass. "See, that wasn't so bad now was it?"

Miyavi slowly shook his head no wondering when he pulled the glass out then relaxed as he felt Atticu's smooth hands run over his foot as he wrapped it. "We can go see a doctor later. Right now, I need to punish and talk to my kids."

Miyavi sighed. "Are they always like this?" Atticus nodded as he stood up and placed the first aid kit on the bed. "... Yeah... Ever since Nealie and Teruki's mother left. And I had to take care of them... Things have never been boring."

Miyavi watched Atticus closely. "You love them." Atticus smiled. "Yeah, there my babies. I would never hate them." He bent down and swooped Miyavi up easily. "Yet, as you can see they are a big pain the ass." Miyavi smiled and looked at how high up he was and wrapped his arms around Atticus neck.

"Dont worry. I wont drop you." Miyavi looked back to Atticus's face and noticed how close they were. So close they could almost--

"WE GOT THE PHONE!" Atticus turned around to face Kanon and Teruki holding onto the phone with a napkin. Atticus cocked his head. "That was 12 minutes..." Kanon bristled. "Tch, we still got the damn phone back didn't we!?"

"Now it's 13 minutes..."

Kanon looked confused. "I said I want that phone out the toilet and you two in the front room in 5 minutes." Kanon blinked. "YOU NEVER SAID THAT!"

"14 minutes..."

Kanon and Teruki looked to each other before racing down the wet hall to get to the front room.

Atticus sighed and started walking out the door. "Even though I love them , still a pain in the ass..."

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