Kin k y
B y : I t a c h i s b l a c k f i r e
F i v e : C h a s e M e
As if his day could get any worse, it did.
Sasuke sat in the student council room on top of a random desk in the very back. Neji, the student body president, read off a list of the different ideas he had for that years Winter Ball. Of course, the ball was only a few weeks away, and they still hadn't chosen the theme.
"Uh, this one is from Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka in year tres." Neji said, showing off his 'skills' in speaking en Español. His skills were no match for the Spanish speaking people... Not.
"I know them. I also know that they are very girly," Shikamaru says, rolling his eyes at the names of his neighbors.
"They said the theme should be 'Pure Love.' Whatever the hell that means." Neji sighed, tossing the paper into the recycling bin.(1)
"Probably they want everything pink and frilly." Sai added.
"Well, I guess we're voting on Uzumaki's idea, City Life, or Tenten's Rock Star."
"I like Naruto's idea." One of the seniors, Lee, said aloud, putting his thumd up to the blonde's name.
"Tenten's is better."
"But the City Life is so much cooler and youthful!"
"Why don't we combine them?" Sasuke reappeared from the back of the room. He sat on the teacher's desk and sighed. He couldn't tell if he was relaxed or annoyed. Naruto was always trying to make things fun and bright, but Sasuke liked Tenten's idea was more his style. But, of course, when you love someone, you put them before yourself.
It didn't matter to Sasuke who's idea was chosen, because he didn't plan on attending the dance anyway. For the past three days half of the schools girls asked him to the dance and he turned them down easily with a no. But, if anyone thought that they'd stop asking and begging, they were obviously wrong. Sasuke almost hit a girl the previous night, but when he saw Naruto walking home with Hinata, he decided to punch a wood tree instead, thinking it would put up a better fight.
Wait -- what the hell was he doing with Hinata?
And then it came Naruto yelled at him for nothing! He must've waltzed right up to her and asked her out of something... there was no need to bring Sasuke into the situation. What a piss off.
Sasuke wanted to follow them, just to see what was up, but he would have lost it and would have ruined his cover. Not a good idea. He could always stop Naruto in the hallway the next day at school, or even better, go to his apartment. Naruto couldn't get away there, unless he jumped out his window.
If only he thought of that the previous night. No matter, no matter, Sasuke would take his idiot back and get rid of Hinata without laying a finger on her. Neji would have no excuse to hurt him.
"Sasuke? What's with the evil, slash sour look?" Sasuke almost jumped up, startled. Almost.
"Juugo."
"Yes, that's me. What's up with you?" Juugo was always the concerned guy. He was big, he was scary looking, and he was very big, but inside he had a heart big enough to share with the world, and still have a big enough heart for himself. He was kind of on the obsessed side with Sasuke, ever since his former friend, Kimimaro, died in a car accident two years before.
"Nothing --"
"It's that Naruto kid, isn't it? If you want I could beat him u--"
"That's all right, Juugo. I'll handle this."
"Ah, so it is that guy? You like him?"
"What makes you think I lik--"
"I know a gay guy in love when I see one, Sasuke." Juugo said. He left without another word, leaving Sasuke dumbstruck in the now empty class room. He didn't even notice anyone leaving. He headed outside to the open, empty lawn of the school. Skipping fourth period was against school conduct and would get anyone in trouble. If Sasuke got caught, he'd get kicked off the student concil, not that it mattered much. His brother wouldn't be too mad, instead he'd laugh and say, 'I won my bet with Kisame. Now I can afford to take you to that really expensive restaurant.' That wasn't possible, though. Itachi was gone.
His head started spinning around in circles; his eyes covered in bright shapes. He felt as though the blonde being was the only one who could really keep his head straight. Why was it Sasuke who had to try his hardest to win the heart of his ex lover? Why did the world hate him?!
'Stupid world. I hate you and all your glory, you testastrone-less piece of blue and green shi--'
"Oof!" Sasuke's thoughts were interupted when he wandered into said blonde himself.
"Watch it-- Sasuke?" Naruto stopped in front of Sasuke, who was sitting grumpily on the ground. Sasuke pouted and crossed his arms and legs Indian style, refusing to answer Naruto, had he any questions. "Whatcha doing on the ground?" You see? He had questions. Sadly, Sasuke couldn't not answer... oh, what a sad day.
"Nuthin'." He said childishly. Suddenly he felt tense and he could sense that Naruto did too. He felt Naruto turn his head to face his, smiling his bright smile. 'There's no way he could have been the 'seme' before.' Naruto thought from behind his smile. Sasuke glared childishly, still pouting.
"Stop touching my head, or else I'll get my mommy!" Sasuke said playfully.
"Oh yeah? Well your ma is no match for my godfather, you meanie!"
"Pathetic worm."
"Ass cake."
"Loser."
"Ass cake."
"Moron."
"ASS CAKE!" Naruto said, pushing Sasuke back on his back and Naruto sat on top of his stomach. He didn't realize that his cock had become hard, but Sasuke knew. He felt it. And, being the perverted mess he was, Sasuke enjoyed himself for that moment, especially when Naruto bent down, their faces inches apart. Naruto held his smirk, but Sasuke lost control.
His body started to ache all over at the closeness he now felt of the other boy. Just like at the bridge, he felt adrenaline shoot through his body like a gun shooting its target and hitting the spot. Sasuke felt Naruto's erection grow harder, rubbing up against the pale flesh beneath Sasuke's uniform. Why the hell didn't Naruto do anything?
Sasuke's lips parted wide as he pulled Naruto's shoulders down, forcing him to practically lay on top of Sasuke. Naruto's mouth opened wider, shoving his tounge into Sasuke's mouth, licking and feeling around the other boy's mouth. The other tounge only wanted to play.
"You see, when a boy and girl kiss, it has to be soft and lovable..." Sasuke said, inbetween kisses. "But when boys kiss... it's wide, passionate and... erotic. Anyhting we want." He sighed when he said 'erotic', stretching his neck up to let Naruto's lips cover the rest of the untouched skin.
"I shouldn't be doing this... Hinata--"
Sasuke pushed Naruto up with his palms, careful not to remove Naruto's body off of his. "Hinata what?"
"We... we went out on a date last night... I --"
Sasuke's face turned sour. Naruto gave him a look, questioning his face. He wondered why Sasuke looked so funny at Hinata's name. But he wasn't allowed to care. He had Hinata now, and Sasuke was nothing more than the obsiticle they had to get by to be happy. Naruto was happy with his girl. They weren't a couple, and that was good because if they were, Naruto would have just cheated on her. Sasuke would have liked that very much.
It's amazing that two boys could share a kiss, say something to ruin the moment, and then start kissing again. So passionate, so loving, so much more mature than before. The kiss was wider, bigger, with more tounge action. Naruto laughed into that second snog, thinking, 'Open wide, tounge-in, close on lips...' over and over again, afraid to be the one to mess up. Surprisinly, Sasuke was thinking something totally different. 'Please break up with Hinata, please do it. Do it, do it, do it!'
Anxious. Impatient. Any other word to describe how they were feeling would have been awfully nice.
To a boy on the roof smoking a cig, the words would be more along the lines of... gross, disgusting, creepy, gay, kinda hot...
Shikamaru was watching the entire time, enjoying the show until Sasuke and Naruto got more and more serious on the ground, where his eyes started twitching. Amazingly, we kept his eyes on the ground around them, making sure no one saw. If they got caught, Naruto would definitely see him up there, do something stupid, and get him caught smoking on the school roof. Shikaku, his father, would not be happy, and neither would Mother dearest. Devil woman... He never liked women himself. They were such a drag.
But guys were not his thing, either.
"Smoking will kill a person who smokes a pack a day."
"Class presidents are supposed to be in class." Shikamaru sighed. He was caught, but he didn't stop dragging on his cigarette. Instead, he popped one out of the box and offered it to Neji. The brunette took the box instead, shoved them in his pocket, took the almost gone cigarette out of Shikamaru's mouth and stomped on it with his foot. "What are you doing?"
"Saving your life and protecting the air from polution."
"Troublesome... So I guess I'm going to the office, huh?"
"No," Neji put the box of cigarettes in his school pants, and no, not his pocket. "I'll let you off the hook. This time."
"Why? You hate people who aren't in your little 'Clan'."
"I never said that. You assumed I hated you."
"You gave us those looks full of hatred, Hyuga. Give them back." Shikamaru put his hand out for his box, but Neji smiled playfully, before turning around and running away from an angry lazy bum. Shikamaru was not about to let someone who hated him steal his beloveds, so he managed to muster up some strength to chase the long haired brunette.
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"You really should learn to keep your cool around me."
"You need to stop looking so damn girly and hot." Naruto said. They were still in the same spot, but Naruto was sitting farther down on Sasuke's stomach and playing with the buttons of Sasuke's shirt; undoing them. "Too bad you don't have tits. Hinata's got --"
"I think we should run."
"You're not chasing her around --"
"Kakashi and Tsunade are looking right at us." Naruto looked at te teacher and the headmaster, then back at the hot body of his former lover. He kissed Sasuke one more time, whispering that that last kiss would be the last he got, and removed himself from Sasuke's body. He grabbed Sasuke by the hand and helped him up.
Before Sasuke let go of that warm hand, he said, "Something tells me that you don't mean that." He started walking across the lawn to where the teachers stood, waiting for them to take them to the office.
"Two student council members in ten minutes... Sheesh!" Tsunade sighed to herself, reffering to Sasuke, who looked at Naruto as if to say, 'What does she mean by 'two members'?'
They were really in for it when they saw Neji and Shikamaru sitting on different sides of the room.
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1 - GO FLIPPIN GREEN! :)
Happy birthday, Sasuke-chann!! 7/23/08