K i n k y

E i g h t : A n s w e r s

B y : I t a c h i s b l a c k f i r e

Sasuke had to remind himself that he was still with three other people, one of which he found annoying, and the other two were considered his friends. That was an overstatement, though.

"Na. Ru. To! I'LL KILL YOU!" Shikamaru gripped the sides of his chair, his nails digging into it. Naruto definitely struck a nerve right then and man, Shikamaru's face was redder than the ripest tomato.

"Na, na, na, Shikamaru!" Shikamaru normally didn't say more than 'Tch, what a bastard,' but he was really, really mad. Neji was even freaked out! Sasuke moved closer to Naruto, gripping his hand and resting his head on the blonde's shoulder.

"Let's go in your room, Ru," He whispered, licking the soft earlobe,sending cold chills down Naruto's spine. He tried to pull away but Sasuke just kept coming onto him, with no intentions of stopping. How else could he get the dobe to himself? It had to be done. There was no way he was losing to his best friends' cousin. She was too quiet and too frightened of everything. Half the time she didn't even talk to Naruto. All she did was stare at him! how annoying.

In all honesty, Naruto wanted to, but his main concern was saving his skin from Shikamaru, though he had no reason to be afraid. Shikamaru was too lazy to do anything to anyone. That's why people liked him so much. To others, well, it was very unnerving that everything was 'troublesome' or 'a drag'. He slept through tests, like Naruto of course, but he was so smart! He never used his brain unless he had to - but gosh, his face right now! It was soo... funny looking! His lips were in a long line and twitching on the right side. One eye was squinting and his nose was scrunched up.

"Maybe later," He said back, trying to hold back laughter; Shikamaru's face was too humorous.

"Now…" Sasuke pleaded, starting to grope on the boy.

"Naruto, I've decided not to kill you," Shikamaru interrupted them.

"Good, cause I was afraid you were going to do it," Naruto answered sarcastically.

"Instead, you will accept my dare,"

"I accept your challenge, Nara. What'll it be?" Naruto let go of the hands beside him, looking at the brunette with fierce eyes. The Hyuuga male looked bored, and the girl started blushing. Uchiha smirked. He knew what was -

"Run around this entire building completely naked and scream 'I'm a whore'." Shikamaru said. He knew he could do better than that but at the moment he was so bored. Naruto was not good with the whole party concept. Which was weird because he can be the party 'animal', per say.

"Uh, pass?" Naruto insisted. He was not about to kiss in front of everyone, especially in these circumstances, though that was his plan all along. Shikamaru and Neji smirked. Hinata blushed even more, and Sasuke's smirk turned into more of an impatient glare.

"Nope." Naruto wanted to wipe the smirk right off of Shikamaru's face. He was about to jump at him from the table until Sasuke spoke up.

"And what if I don't? You can't make me!"

"Fine, then tomorrow I'll -"

"Seven minutes in heaven." Sasuke interrupted both of them as he suddenly came up with an alternate plan that helped himself, rather than Hinata. He knew Hinata well enough that she was incapable of pleasing the blonde moron. A simple yet perfect idea, and it kept everyone happy. Well, half of everyone. Neji and Shikamaru and were bored out of their minds since they didn't get to watch (though Neji had no intention of watching his enemy make out with his cousin).

"Whatever. Just tell us when you're done, kiddo." This was no fair, and it just now dawned on him that he couldn't just choose right there in front of the four of them. This was not a part of his master plan! "Hinata can go first." Great.

The next thing he knew he was in the coat closet with the girl he claimed he had a crush on. She was nervous; so nervous it made the closet seem hotter than it really should have been. He went out to touch her face, whispering, "Don't be nervous." and kissed her.

The kiss was slow and passionate for the most part, and it took a little time before it turned into an actual make out session and there was a little tongue involved. Truth be told, Naruto was just bored, but at the same time, he liked the calming environment. Naruto put a hand on her waist as lightly was he could and the other on her neck. Hinata kept her hands to herself, but leaned into his lips more. It was no longer hot and filled with nervousness. It was like… it was like…

"Times up!" Like they didn't have enough time.

"Ass holes," Naruto whispered to her as she chuckled and got up to brush her clothes off. That was… interesting!

"I agree," She smiled, blushing.

Sasuke was the next one in, slamming the door behind him and plopping onto Naruto's lap and starring at him blankly.

"What's with the face, Uchiha?" Said Uchiha smirked now, wasting 30 seconds of their seven minutes. He kissed him once, then pulled away again while putting hands on either side of the blonde's face.

"You don't like Hinata, do you?" Naruto began to stutter, but Sasuke interrupted him with another chased kiss. "No, you don't." Another kiss, with a little tongue. "You want me and I want you," Naruto couldn't contain himself anymore. He unzipped his jacket and shoved his eager hands under Sasuke's tee shirt, toying with his hard nipples and scratching the soft skin of his body, and running his hands down the muscular stomach as he shoved his tongue in Sasuke's mouth.

got the idea and used his own tongue just as skillful as the blonde. He pulled his shirt completely off, moaning as Naruto kissed down his throat. He fisted the golden hair he envied so much and groaned when he sucked and bit at his shoulder and collar bone. He pulled his head back up to his lips, repaying him by drawing specks of blood from the blonde's bottom lip.

Naruto chuckled and pulled away. "Mmm. Kinky," He pushed a shirtless Sasuke up from his lap so he was standing up. Naruto got on his knees and kissed from his navel and up, finally standing himself. "Let's say we make this more kinky." Sasuke smiled evilly as Naruto hoisted Sasuke up by his ass. The brunette wrapped his legs around Naruto's waist and his arms around his neck, continuing with their deep kiss.

Outside the closet the others heard awkward noises and moaning and banging against the walls of the cramped closet. Neji just looked at the ceiling, and Shikamaru, who was sitting awfully close to him on the couch, looking out the window at the now dark sky. Hinata sat with her knees to her chest blushing. They'd been in there for over seven minutes… That's when she got up, grabbed her coat, and began to walk out the door.

No one had stopped her because they knew exactly why she was leaving. She was clearly upset, though she had no real reason to start crying, so she didn't. His heart belonged to her friend, who just so happen to be a guy. Which was not a bad thing, but God, she was jealous!
She kept walking with her head held high. If she learned anything from Naruto, it was that no matter what, you keep your head up and never look down. Show no fear. Not now - not ever -

"Whoa! Hinata, where you headed?" She snapped out of her daze, tripping backwards and before she hit the ground a hand wrapped around her back and caught her as she gasped.

"K-Kiba! What are you -"

"I was going to Naruto's place. You?"

"Leaving. Uh, I'll see you around!"

"Oh, okay," He said as she started walking further down the sidewalk. He questioned her a bit, but gave up. He had a project to do with Naruto. He was there in about thirty seconds when he opened the door. "Hey kiddo - HOLY SHIT!"
Kiba dropped his back pack in front of the open door. Shikamaru and Neji were kissing on the couch and Naruto and Sasuke were - they were - rolling on the floor and MAKING OUT!

"Naruto! S-Shikamaru! What the hell?" Kiba sputtered out. Taking a step back, he tripped on the door and was looking rather pale. "You - they - AHH! Oh my God this cannot be happening to me!!" He sounded like he was about cry. "You guys are so GROSS! God damn!"

Shikamaru separated himself from Neji and started to walk out the door with Neji following. Shikamaru patted his shoulder on the way out but Kiba sat there staring at his best friend who was on top of Sasuke, who was panting hard, shirtless and his pants were unzipped. His sweat was dripping from his nose onto the pale body (who was now in nothing but his boxers) and there was a fairly large tent in those black boxers.

"Kiba," He panted heavily, turning his head to face his friend. "You can come home… with me after school… an we'll… finish it then, kay?" He gave him a small smile and with that, continued down to the guy who he was supposed to hate. And with that, Kiba left and quickly as he possibly could.

Naruto looked back down at his new boyfriend. "So how long do you wanna stay up? Six sound good?" Naruto asked, pleadingly.

Sasuke kissed him once. "Yeah, that sounds perfect."

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