Harry trudged up the mountain, his feet burning with the pain of blisters on its heel. Walking hundreds of thousands of miles with little rest was no easy feat. They had almost walked the distance of San Francisco to Sacramento. Finally, he was rewarded. He yelled at the top of his coarse voice for Ron and Mione. They were behind, holding each other's hands and whispering things to each other and laughing. They looked so cute, he did not want to disturb them.
Harry sighed. 'Forget them' he thought.
Harry had seen Moldy-Boxer's hideout. It was kinda hard to miss. It had a neon blinking sign that said "Lord Voldemort's Home Deathly Home" and a smaller pink one that said "I Do Not Like Peoples to Irritate My Sheer Awesomeness". Harry sighed. Voldemort was such a stupid guy. Harry had REALLY wanted a challenge.
'Hey, that's not normal' Harry thought. Harry rubbed his eyes, for he could not believe what he saw. Yes, he was right! Hey! Voldemort was stanting outside, doing the…
"Hey Macarena, Macarena, Macarena! Hey! Macarena!"
Harry shielded his eyes. After putting on his Block-Moldy's-Weirdness Goggles, he ran towards Lord Moldy screaming his head off. Moldy did the same, running towards Harry. They both crashed into each other.
"Yo, Voldy. I'm here to duel with you and then spill the beans."
"Oh, you're, like, soooooooo, like, totally, on!"
A/N
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Disclamer:
Not JKR. Deal.