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Summary: A few days into the whole fiasco, Hikaru finds himself dealing with the inner beast that resides within Akira, Horny Akira. After barely managing to escape, (awww) he continues on with his life…or so he thinks.

With all this action unbeknownst to the clueless Waya, he had come to the Touya residence just as he said he would. Except he had no idea how hard it was. Not that it was hard to find where the high and mighty Go player resided; it was hard to actually approach the place, at least much harder than he anticipated. He stood outside across the place, feet glued to the concrete sidewalk as he stared down his destination.

/I want to find out what the hell Hikaru is doing there. But goddamn I can't even ring the doorbell!/ he furiously thought.

-One hour later-

Checking his watch, he realized that he had merely stood outside of a home debating on whether or not he should ring the doorbell, let alone be able to go inside.

/Ok body. We're going to move and we're going to move now!/ Waya managed to courageously take a step forward, and stopped. /Alright. So far so good. Let's keep moving./

Taking a few steps, he was momentarily in front of Touya's home now. All he had to do was ring the doorbell.

Frozen in place, his inner thoughts were clouding his mind. /Ok I will ring this doorbell…now….or not….now….or not….now…or not/

-Half an hour later-

Finally, somehow managing to make his nerve cells work, his brain tried hard enough to send signals to his arm muscles to get it high enough to push that button. And he did – cringing while doing so.

/This is it. I can finally figure out what the heck Hikaru is really doing in this…hell./

-Inside-

After the more than a little startling wake-up call for Hikaru, he was barely managing to keep his side of the bargain. Yet he somehow, almost automatically, put on the maid uniform and got ready to play his part. He managed to convince himself that it was because it's become an unconditional response – like the Pavlov dog. Except he didn't like the fact that he had to compare himself to a dog.

But unfortunately for Hikaru, his little sexual harassment episode in Akira's room never left his mind.

At all, in fact.

While he was dusting, he could hear Akira's voice. While he was wiping the counters, he could feel his Akira's lips. While he was mopping the floor, he could feel the creeping fingertips of Akira as he explored his body.

And this made cleaning – let alone anything else- very difficult for Hikaru. Trying hard to avoid Akira and letting the part of his mind that wanted to explore what would have happened if he let Akira have his way, he was dutifully cleaning the bath tub when he heard it.

-Outside-

DING DONG. Waya waited. Waited. And waited. Until he got impatient, and he got impatient easily. DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG. He angrily rang. Could it be possible that Hikaru and Akira were doing something so fun they managed to neglect even the doorbell?! DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG.

-Inside-

After hearing the first ring, Hikaru was very unsure of what to do. Was he supposed to answer the door in his uniform? What if it was someone he knew? What would they think of him let alone the Touya family?! Frozen, on his knees in the bath tub with his cleaning supplies, he was panicking.

"AKIRAAA" he yelled. "DO I GET THE DOORBELL?"

"YES" he heard a response after a reasonable long pause.

"WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" he practically screamed.

"YES" he heard the same response.

"…fucking shit" Hikaru murmured.

Bracing himself, he began taking off his gloves before he heard the series of insane doorbell rings.

DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG.

/Who on earth could be so eager and needy to see Touya? Is he even expecting someone? My god, what if Touya called someone to see me – what if the whole town found out about this?/ He would lose everything! Including all chances of getting a girlfriend…not that he really wanted one since he had Aki- no! No no no no… he wanted a girlfriend! /I'm totally straight!/

While Hikaru was busy having his sexual orientation crisis, Touya got pretty irritated at the fact that his maid was not doing his dutiful duties and that the doorbell would not shut itself up. So taking matters into his own hands, as he usually does, he went to open the door.

And he was certainly surprised to see a very agitated Waya to be the culprit of the doorbell noises.

"Touya! What took you so long? And what on EARTH is Hikaru doing here?" Demanded the huffing Waya.

"Umm…" And before Touya could answer, Hikaru suddenly appeared in the doorway, complete in his maid uniform.

"I'm so sorry Akira, I was going to get the door, but I was still wet and…" Hikaru trailed off when he realized that the door was open. And that the guest was Waya.

"Oh…my god" gasped Hikaru.

"And now you know what we were doing Waya." Smirked Touya.

In response, Waya's eyes rolled up and he fainted.

R&R