I own nothing.
(the curtains open to reveal Verakka in his chair with the three same people behind the podiums, Eitak comes on-stage and whispers something to Verakka before leaving sight as the audience quiets down)
Verakka: Welcome back to Inuyasha Jeopardy. Since you all are still watching, I guess that means you enjoy seeing me get angry.
Audience: (laughs)
Verakka: That having been said, let's take a look at the scores. Inuyasha has amazed us all by achieving -250 gold coins. How he achieved this is by making fun of a category and then answering the question wrong.
Inuyasha: Yes indeed, and quite frankly I think I'm going to win!
Verakka: Don't bet on it.
Audience: (laughing)
Verakka: Kagome has somehow gotten -6000 gold coins by not knowing who Satan is.
Kagome: Is he a rock star or what?
Audience: (laughs)
Verakka: Not quite. And finally. (sighs) Vrael is here with -120 gold coins.
Vrael: Only because he didn't let me pick my category! (looks real mad)
Verakka: And I'm glad I didn't. And so, let's begin. The categories are...
Fatal Demonics
A Perfect End
Massacre
Your Mother
Verakka: Wait, what?!
Vrael: (laughing)
Verakka: Okay, no. (stands up and rips the choice of 'Your Mother' off and scribbles on the back of it 'Deadly Chemicals' before setting it up backwards)
Heaven or Hell
Verakka: And finally,
Poke the Person Next to You
Verakka: (sighs) Vrael, you are in the lead so we'll start with you.
Vrael: I have to pick the Ape End.
Audience: (laughing)
Verakka: I may have to kill you!! That is A Perfect End and not Ape End!!
Vrael: You need glasses then, Verakka! That says Ape End!
Verakka: I HAVE glasses you idiotic --!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Vrael: A Perfect End for 200. And the question is...
Is the planet hurtling into the Sun a perfect end?
(buzz)
Verakka: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: In who's point of view? Ours or yours?
Verakka: N...
(silence)
Verakka: Actually, that's not a bad question. In your opinion, then.
Inuyasha: Yes!
Verakka: Wait, wh--...can somebody get a lie detector?!
Cameraman: Umm, Verakka?
Verakka: What do you want?!
Cameraman: ...we're still live.
Verakka: Uhh...yes, so we are. I supose that's right, so Inuyasha gains 200 points.
Inuyasha: What?! That is the total opposite of a perfect end!!
Verakka: T.T I'm going to need restraints the next time you come. Vrael, it is still your pick.
Vrael: Oh, I'll play your game. I'll go with Deadly Chemicals for 300.
Verakka: Great. And the question is...
Is snake venom deadly?
Verakka: Please, somebody, make a sensible answer.
(silence)
Verakka: Are you people really that stupid?
(buzz)
Verakka: Kagome.
Kagome: ...what?
Audience: (laughing)
Verakka: You buzzed in! What is your answer?
Kagome: Umm...what is the question?
Verakka: I'm sorry, that is wrong.
Kagome: No, I'm asking you!
Verakka: I'm telling you, that's wrong!!
(buzz)
Verakka: ...wait, who buzzed?
(buzz)
Verakka: None of your buzzers are lighting up!!
(buzz)
Verakka: WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM?!
(beeping)
(buzz)
Verakka: Time is up and--who is buzzing?!
(buzz)
Verakka: (eye twitches) Let's just go to the final question. And the category is...
Don't do anything
Verakka: Don't press your buzzer, don't do anything. Just stand still and you all win.
(buzz)
Verakka: Kagome, you just lost.
Kagome: (stands absolutely still)
Verakka: Well at least the two othe--
(buzz)
Verakka: W--...why did you press your buzzer?!
Inuyasha: Where's my Tetsuaiga?!
Verakka: I'm going to kill you if you don't stop talking! At least Vrael--
(buzz)
Verakka: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Vrael: Because I hate you, Durza.
Audience: (laughing)
Verakka: (sigh) My therapist is gonna be rich this month. (stalks offstage and the curtains pull shut)
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