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(Verakka walks onto the stage and waves at the crowd)
Verakka: Wow, we're already on day 3 of Inuyasha Jeopardy. Can't say I didn't expect this. Well, thanks is in order for the people who have reviewed so far. So thank you:
shaneallix
Alternative Angel (who reviewed my earlier story, Inuyasha Truth or Dare LinkLord style)
Chrysolite Heart
Lady Hana the Kitsune (the first person to review my Truth or Dare fanfiction, and Sesshomaru's wife)
Verakka: Now on with the show! (the curtains close)
(the audience falls silent as the curtains pull apart again. The fangirl tries to wriggle free from the pole she's tied to as four people come onto the stage. Verakka sits in his chair as the three guests--Sesshomaru, Jinenji and Vrael--stand behind their podiums)
Verakka: Welcome back to Inuyasha Jeopardy. The fact that you are still watching makes me question your sanity, but since you are watching let us begin. Today we have Sesshomaru...
Sesshomaru: Hana's not here, is she?! (looks around nervously) That woman's been pestering me constantly!
Verakka: Since she is both your wife and in the audience, I would watch what you say about her.
For more information, read Inuyasha Truth or Dare: LinkLord Style
Verakka: ...Jinenji...
Jinenji: Hi, everyone. (waves shyly)
Verakka: ...and so let us begin.
Vrael: Wahuh--?!
Audience: (laughing uncontrollably)
Vrael: Why didn't you say my name?!
Verakka: And the categories are...
Fatal Demonics
ITOD (Inuyasha Truth or Dare)
Extraterrestrial Trivia
Yes or No
Point to Your Nose
Say This Word
Verakka: And, finally...
Dance Dance Dance
Verakka: Let's begin. Sesshomaru, we'll start with you.
Sesshomaru: Let's go with Fatal Demonics.
Verakka: Very well. For how much?
Sesshomaru: Umm, let me check the scri--
(boom)
(the room is covered in smoke and the audience coughs as the employees open the windows and doors to let out the smoke. When it clears, Verakka is standing on his desk, holding a bazooka which is aimed at Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru's podium is gone and the front part of his body is charred black)
Verakka: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND SCRIPTS?! NO MORE! I'M DONE WITH THE SCRIPT! THE NEXT TIME YOU MENTION IT, YOU F--KING DIE!! GOT IT?!?!
Sesshomaru: (coughs and smoke comes out of his mouth) Now that was just rude.
Verakka: I HATE MY JOB!!!
Audience: (laug--)
Verakka: NO! (points at the audience) YOU WILL NOT LAUGH! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO LAUGH!!
Fangirl tied to the pole: That's what she said.
Verakka: GOD DAMMIT!
Audience: (cheers)
Verakka: Whatever! I'm making you do it for 1000 gold coins! Here's your freaking question:
What is an ouija board placed on an upside-down pentagram?
(silence)
Verakka: I gave you a hard one on purpose and you're going to answer it. Let's pick up the pa--
(buzz)
Verakka: (takes out his bazooka and aims it at the audience) ENOUGH WITH THE GODDAMN BUZZERS!!!
(buzz)
Verakka: (sits down, puts the bazooka away and rubs his temples) Fine. Yes, Jinenji?
Jinenji: Is it a Fatal Demonic?
Verakka: (gapes at him)
Fans: (silent)
Verakka: Oh my god...you don't have a script, do you?
Jinenji: A what?
Verakka: You know, a piece of paper with words on it?
Jinenji: Uh, no.
Verakka: Then Jinenji gets 1000 gold coins and picks the next category!
Vrael: Do you just hate me or something?
Verakka: Ya, pretty much.
Jinenji: Uhhh...Extrat'restrial Trivya?
Verakka: It is 'Extraterrestrial Trivia', but I guess that's just your accent. How much do you want it for?
Jinenji: Accent?
Verakka: That's six letters, this question is for 600 gold coins.
What is a flying saucer called?
Verakka: Since I just gave you the answer, this should be over in about...
(silence)
Verakka: ...
3 HOURS LATER...
Verakka: ...any minute now.
Fangirl tied to the pole: Shouldn't the bell have rung by now?
Verakka: You wanna go back in the box?
Fangirl tied to the pole: Uh-uh.
Verakka: Then shut it.
(buzz)
Verakka: Yes, What's-Your-Face?
Vrael: GO TO HELL!!
Verakka: I know you are, but what am I?
Vrael: It's a UFO!
Verakka: Ooooh, so close, it's a flying saucer. You lose 600 gold coins.
Vrael: I HATE YOU!!!
Verakka: The feeling is mutual, trust me.
Fangirl tied to the pole: All of the blood is rushing to my head, can I come down?
Verakka: Well, it's up to the audience.
Audience: No!
Fangirl tied to the pole: HEY!!
Verakka: You heard 'em. Alright Sesshomaru, it's your board.
Sesshomaru: Umm, I want to cut to a commercial.
Verakka: You heard 'im, folks! We'll be right back!
From now on, in-between chapters there will be short commercials. Hope you like 'em!
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