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The Super Electron-Powered Double Action Turbo Lightsaber Thing
Commercial 1
Narrator: Hey you!
Person: Who, me?
Narrator: No, Jesus. OF COURSE YOU!!!
Person: Oh, okay.
Narrator: Are you bored of those old Star Wars lightsabers that don't even light up?
Person: No.
Director: (hands the person 50 dollars)
Person: Yeah!
Narrator: Sick of pushing the button and waiting for the blade to slide out?
Person: Uh-huh!
Narrator: Then you need THIS! (the screen switches to Inuyasha crouched on the ground, holding a plastic lightsaber handle)
Inuyasha: The Force is with me. (presses a button and five lightsaber blades of different colors spring out)
Narrator: That's right! It's the Super Electron-Powered Double Action Turbo Lightsaber Thing!
Person: (gasps) The Super Electron-Powered Double Action Turbo Lightsaber Thing?!
Narrator: THAT'S RIGHT! THE SUPER ELECTRON-POWERED DOUBLE ACTION TURBO LIGHTSABER THING!!
(Inuyasha and Sesshomaru face off in a dark room. Inuyasha holds the toy with a really long name and Sesshomaru wields a normal plastic lightsaber)
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, I am your brother.
Inuyasha: NOOOO!!!
Sesshomaru: You must give in, or I shall be forced to use the full power of the Dark Side of the Force! (leaps forward with his lightsaber blade already out)
Inuyasha: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! (swings the Super Electron-Powered Double Action Turbo Lightsaber Thing. It hits Sesshomaru in the chest and knocks him backwards out of view) The Force is WITH ME!!! (holds the really long named thing in the air and the screen fades to black)
Person: ...it's dark in here.
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