I got the fifth chapter up! Well technically this is only the third actual chapter, that's not an author's note so make this the third chapter! or the fifth? I dunno, I'm confused!! Well, hope you enjoy and whenever Daiki makes fun of Kaito he is only messing around, not actually making fun of him!
By the way Happy Thanksgiving!!!
"talking"
'thoughts'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Ages:
Sasuke: 30
Sakura: 30
Daiki: 12
Chihiro:12
Kaito: 12
On with the story!
Chihiro fidgeted nervously on the living room couch. That was all she could do as she awaited her potential boyfriend to get here so he could be evaluated.
Daiki laid stoically on the loveseat. He lazily leaned back with his back against the left armchair and his feet hanging over the right armchair. If any other girl was there they'd drool at his aloofness, but for Chihiro she merely scoffed. Not to mention his potential girlfriend will also be evaluated.
Tick
Tick
Tick
Tick
Ti – Crack!
Chihiro gaped at her twin who merely looked at her boredly and shrugged. His kunai imbedded in the now broken clock.
"It was annoying me"
"That gives you a reason to throw a kunai at it?!"
"If I didn't you would have" he replied smartly
True, she was about to do the same and she was technically being a hypocrite but that wasn't the point.
"teme" she mumbled
Knock. Knock.
"I'll get it" called a stoic voice from the weapons room, the sound of a kusanagi being sharpened rang throughout the Uchiha compound.
"NO! I mean, I'll get it" Chihiro said nervously
Her brother raised a brow.
She stared.
He stared back making eye contact.
'If tou-san gets it Kaito-kun will die before we even date' Chihiro thought to Daiki
'Kaito-kun?' Daiki thought
'my potential boyfriend' Chihiro chirped mentally
'Aa… If you don't want him to die then I suggest you get the door before tou-sama does' Daiki thought back
(Yes, twin-telepathy is very useful!)
Chihiro nodded and skipped to the door while Daiki shook his head and sweatdropped at her childishness.
'she definitely takes after mom' Daiki thought to himself
"Kaito-kun!"
Chihiro jumped into said boy's arms, whom chuckled humorously at her actions. The boy had slightly messy short blonde hair with bangs that slightly fell over his eyes. Pupil-less eyes gleamed mischievously and glowed energetically.
"Chihiro-chan!" he grinned happily as the girl snuggled in his arms "Is the teme in there?"
Chihiro giggled and rolled her eyes at the reference to her brother. These two never got along.
"Can it, dobe" came a voice behind Chihiro
Bothe Chihiro and Kaito turned to face the aloof Uchiha leaning against the door with his arms folded and a frown at his new nickname.
And here it comes.
"what'd you call me, teme?!" Kaito shouted angrily, popping a vein
"I called you d-o-b-e, dobe" Daiki said slowly for Kaito to understand
"ARGH! TEME!"
"Shut up, dobe. It's too early to make a ruckus, your loud mouth will drive people off the brink of sanity"
This sound a little teansy weansy bit familiar???
Kaito continued shouting profanities at Daiki who merely shrugged the blonde off and pissed him off by getting smart with the boy. Chihiro hugged Kaito's arm and tried to calm her potential boyfriend down while yelling at her twin for starting something again.
"Chihiro, I really expected more from you. Your standards for picking boyfriends are way too low." Daiki smirked as Kaito fumed angrily
"You think I'm not good enough for her?!"
"Dobe, I'm saying you're not good enough for anyone of the straight sexual orientation"
"Are you calling me gay?!!"
"DAIKI-NEE SAN!!! KAITO-KUN IS NOT GAY!!"
"I don't appreciate you using my sister to prove you're something you're not, dobe"
"I'm not using Chihiro-chan! And I'm NOT gay!!!"
"Yea, keep telling yourself that."
"GRR!!!!!!"
"You a dog now, dobe? Or did you just have brain shortage and can't say words with more than three letters in them?"
"TEME!!!!!!"
"Four letters. An improvement, congratulations dobe."
"DAIKI-BAKA!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF KAITO-KUN!!!"
Slam!
"What's going on here?!?!?!?!" shouted an enraged full grown male Uchiha
Scene right now:
Daiki stoically leaning against the rail of the porch of the patio. Kaito snarling and trying to strangle the male Uchiha, but was being held back by Chihiro who was in front of him and holding one of his arms while she tried to save her brother from possibly getting killed. Kaito had an arm around Chihiro for some reassurance that Daiki won't die but will be castrated.
Sasuke's eye twitched.
A GUY had an ARM around his DAUGHTER'S WAIST!!!
A GUY, meaning a male Homo Sapien. The opposite sex of a female. Has parts that differ from the female anatomy.
'This MALE must die!!!' Sasuke thought almost insanely
"Chihiro! Who is this boy?!" growled Sasuke as he stalked over to them
"Um, oh! Look tou-san, some guy is hitting on kaa-san!!" Chihiro yelped and
"WHAT?!? WHERE??!!!"
Chihiro gulped and pointed over to where Sakura was having a conversation with a GUY neighbor over by the garden a little distance from where they were.
Sasuke lowly growled and momentarily forgot about Kaito who was about to shit his pants after seeing Chihiro's tou-san so worked up over him putting an arm around the female twin.
"That bastard!!" Sasuke snarled as he walked off haughtily toward his wife and their neighbor
Daiki watched his father with wicked amusement while Kaito looked scared for his life. Chihiro slapped her forehead at how over protective her father was being.
"I feel sorry for your neighbor" Kaito said shaking his head
They watched what was happening from a far
"LEE?!?!!" shouted the enraged Uchiha, his eye twitched
Yep, the unlucky guy turned out to be Rock Lee. Still unmarried and single, apparently Sasuke took Lee and Sakura's friendly conversation as Lee flirting with his woman.
His MARRIED woman!
The nerve of some men…
Sakura and Lee turned to see Sasuke with a dark aura around him. Sasuke walked next to Sakura and put a protective arm around her. The murderous aura caused Sakura to feel the urge to shove her husband's arm away and run far far away while screaming bloody murder.
But he would just hunt her down and drag her back to their house while scolding her about running from her husband whom she had an unconditional love for.
That wouldn't help anything, now would it?
So she just stood there nervously and fidgeted with the hem of her skirt. Lee looked uncomfortable and faked cough.
"Well, nice weather we're having this morning, Uchiha-kun. Lovely day to water the gardens, ne?"
"Hn, I don't do small talk bushy brows"
"Sasuke-kun! Apologize to Lee-san!"
"Hn"
"It's alright Sakura-san!"
"…okay"
….
Silence.
Chirp. Chirp.
Stare. (Lee)
Glower. (Sasuke)
Blink. (Sakura)
"So…" Sakura said unsurely
"yeah…" Lee said uncomfortably
"Hn" Sasuke grunted stoically as he just stood there completely oblivious to the awkwardness he just caused
"Well, I guess we should be going now, ne Sasuke-kun?" Sakura said with an unsure smile
"Hn, let's go" He said and took her hand, dragging her away
"Can we have dinner sometime, Sakura-san?!" Lee called after them
"I – "
"No, let's go Sakura."
"Demo – "
"No buts."
"Hey! – "
"Hay is for horses."
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Whining is for kicked puppies."
At this Sakura was quieted.
Sasuke was thankful for that. He should use that expression more often.
Kaito winced at what he had seen.
"Chihiro-chan, teme… you're dad is so scary that him doing absolutely nothing can make people shit their pants in fear" Kaito commented as they headed inside and into the living room.
"That's why people don't flirt with Kaa-san unless they want to die early!" Chihiro chirped
"we're all proud of him" Daiki shrugged
Chihiro and Kaito sweatdropped.
"Hey, teme. Where's that Kiki girl Chihiro-chan told me about?" asked Kaito
Chihiro and Kaito turned to the male twin expectantly
Daiki rose a brow.
"I never told anyone her name" Daiki said suspiciously
"Eh? Chihiro-chan! You told me her name was Kiki!"
Chihiro chuckled nervously.
Daiki narrowed his eyes at her.
"Chihiro…" he lowly growled in that tell-me-or-you'll-die-a-slow-and-painful-death tone he picked up from his father
"Okay! Okay! Kaa-san, Tou-san, and I were in the living room talking when you suddenly entered through the back kitchen door with Kiki and getting all… close and flirty – "
"Flirty?! Teme being flirty??!" Kaito said in a disbelieving tone
"More like seductive." Chihiro grinned as her brother shot her the shut-up-or-die death glare
"Hn"
Kaito burst out laughing hysterically.
"HAHAHA! TEME, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! DID YOU START READING ICHA ICHA TOO?!" Kaito shouted
"NO! Now shut up and let Chihiro talk!"
…
"Kaito-kun you read Icha Icha?"
Gulps.
"No…"
"pervert…" Daiki muttered under his breath and Kaito hit him in the ribs making Daiki wince
"Well, that's basically it. We were there when you and Kiki came." Chihiro continued, not hearing Daiki's comment.
Daiki's eye twitched.
"You were eavesdropping?!"
"Kaa-san and tou-san did it too! Besides we never seen you being so… libidinous" Chihiro said
"Libidi-wha???" Kaito said confused
"Is the word too big for you to understand, dobe?"
"Teme!!"
"Back to four letter words?"
"GAH!!!"
"Make that three"
Here we go again…
"Daiki-baka, do you always have to start something??" Chihiro huffed putting her hands on her hips
"Naturally" Daiki replied as he grinned
Chihiro rolled her eyes while Kaito grumbled under his breath.
"What was that, dobe?"
"I said, 'Do you always have to be a smartass'?"
"Well, not all of us can be a dunce like yourself, dobe. Besides, girls love my ass."
"You egotistic player-wannabe"
"I'm not a player. I don't plan on being one either and I'm not egotistic, I'm prideful"
"Right, you're a prideful bastard."
"I have more pride and self-dignity then you, dobe."
"You little – "
"I think that's enough guys! Really! After knowing each other since we fist became a team you'd think you two would get along!" Chihiro groaned in anxiety
"… We've only became a team last week…" Kaito said
"Well! You two argue as if you knew each other since birth!"
"Really? I didn't know the dobe gave birth. Looks like he really is a transsexual." Daiki smirked mockingly
"If you say another fucking – "
"Daiki-baka!" Chihiro yelled purposely cutting of Kaito's profanity "Quit cracking jokes at Kaito-kun! You know that's not what I meant!"
"Careful Chihiro. You never know when he'd cheat on you for one of your fanboys."
"That's it! I'll kill you!!" Kaito shouted
"Still not used to words with more than four letters, dobe?"
"TEMEEEE!!!!" Kaito thundered
Kaito lunged at Daiki who merely side stepped his attack. Chihiro held Kaito back by throwing her arms around her waste and digging her heels into the floor. Daiki rose a brow at this and shrugged apathetically.
It was humorous watching Kaito get riled up.
"Chihiro-chan let go! He made fun of my intelligence and questioned my sexuality numerous times!! I won't fucking allow him to say another word!!!"
"Such big words, dobe. When did you grow a brain?"
"YOU'RE DEAD!!!"
And there it is! The big scene with Chihiro's potential boyfriend who happened to be Kaito! Does he remind you of a certain someone? I think you can already tell who Kaito's parents are, and if not then read it over because I made it kinda obvious...
By the way when Daiki makes fun of Kaito he is only joking around. Like Sasuke and Naruto's brother-brother relationship! Kaito finds it annoying and gets mad like Naruto does, but doesn't take it seriously like Naruto.
Anyway, I'll add Kiki in the next chappie! That's when the real 'evaluation' begins and yes Sasuke decided to evaluate Daiki's potential girlfriend as well!
So, plz review and I'll update soon! Again no flames!