Drew Versus Cookies
Part Four: Paul Likes Pie
WARNING: Minor Ikarishipping hints in this chapter
-------Harley and May-------
"Oooo… Harley! Whatcha doing?" asked May. She bounced around him peering over his shoulder.
"Shut up," said Harley.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!" shouted May.
Harley had a headache. He forgot about his really awesome plan for the moment.
-------Drew and Joan-------
"This was a very stupid idea," said Joan into her walkie-talkie, hiding in a bush behind the park bench where Harley was hunched over, rubbing his temples.
"Aw, come on. Just let me know when he's going back," replied Drew, who was, at the moment, inside Harley's Pokémon Center room, hunting for a certain cookie recipe.
"I thought we were too cool to stalk anybody," retorted Joan, hints of malice in her voice.
"No, we've suddenly lost our state of coolness," answered Drew sarcastically. "But it's more convenient this way."
"Whatev," said Joan, rolling her eyes. "Do you have the recipe?"
"No, I just spent this whole time staring at the wall."
"Good, because Harley has left the building."
-----Solidad-----
Solidad stared dreamily at Harley for the… um, I lost count how many times. Then she stared at the way his hair flowed down his back. She suddenly had the oddest desire to walk up to Paul's girlfriend (whomever either might be) and gloat about how her boyfriend's hair was way better than Paul's.
She made a mental note for herself: Find out who the heck Paul is.
------Paul and Co.-----
"OMG!!! PAUL'S HAIR IS TOO BETTER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND'S!!!!" shouted Dawn, loud enough to be heard all over Sinnoh (and some parts of Kanto).
"Nice to know you like my hair," snorted Paul. He resumed "Battle Mode" and ordered, "Honchkrow, use Shadow Ball!"
"Buizel, dodge and use Aqua Jet!" retaliated Ash.
-------Harley and May------
Harley was looking for his cookie recipe. He had plans to burn it.
"Whatcha looking for?" asked May.
"My cookie recipe. I lost it," he replied blandly. May burst into tears at this, and then ran off to sulk.
Harley said, "That works too."
He promptly fell asleep.
IEEEE!!! I'm really sorry for being virtually dead for a while. My computer crashed and I lost ALL my files, so I had to re-write everything. Once again, sorry! (Also, may not be updating for a while- again. XP)
-Kay