So because you guys waited so patiently I made a longer chappie for you all! A little reward for being so patient and reviewing! So this is where Kiki comes in and Kaito and Kiki meet the parents!
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, and I may never will. (sobs in corner)
R&R plz!!!
CRASHHHHH!!!
"Get back here, teme!"
"Hn. Too slow dobe"
"Daiki-nee-baka!!! Stop fighting with Kaito-kun!!!"
"He's the one throwing a hissy fit"
"I'm NOT throwing a hissy fit, teme! Those are for girls!!"
"Hn. And therefore it applies to you, dobe"
"Kaito-kun, don't throw that! Kaa-chan will get – "
CRACCCKKKK!!
SHATTER
" – mad…"
"Dobe broke another vase"
"Stop pissing me off, teme!"
"Too loud, dobe"
You can imagine how the living room looks right about now. Daiki nonchalantly running from a fuming Kaito who looks like he's about to chop Daiki up into small pieces and sell them to his fangirls for 1,050 yen a piece.
Innocent little Chihiro is trying to get her brother to stop mocking and making fun of Kaito before he gets himself killed. Scrolls, Kunai, Other weapons, plates, ramen cups (O.O), lamps, broken vases, tossed furniture, and various other things were all over the living room which looked like it was attacked by cyclone.
Knock. Knock.
Silence.
Stopped Movement.
Chihiro's eyes are wide in horror as she stared at the door in the next room. Kaito is stiff and frozen in place. Daiki yawned lazily and couldn't careless about who was at the door, it's not like he did anything at all. And so he stuffed his hands in his pockets and plopped lazily into the loveseat.
…
"Well, aren't you going to get that?" he asked arrogantly and folded his arms with a raised brow.
Chihiro and Kaito looked at him as if he were insane.
"I'm not getting that" they said firmly with a scared tone
Daiki rolled his eyes and got up. He walked towards the door casually with his signature I-could-care-less-if-the-whole-world-was-abducted-and-enslaved-by-cannibal-martians look.
One step.
Two step.
Three step.
So far, so good…
Four ste –
"AACK!!!"
THUMP
Daiki landed roughly on the floor with Chihiro and Kaito on top of him. Chihiro clinged to his arm while Kaito held on to his foot.
"Nii-baka, don't get the door! It might be Kaa-chan!"
"Yeah, teme! We'll all die!"
Daiki gave them the, you've-got-to-be-kidding-me look.
"Get off me or burn"
The two hastily scrambled off of the irritated Uchiha male. Afraid of what his wrath would do to them.
Knock. Knock.
Step. Step. Step.
Kaito and Chihiro made a move to tackle him when Daiki spun around and gave them a dark glare.
They back away slowly.
Daiki put a hand on the knob and was about to turn when…
"DAIKI-KUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!!"
'fangirls' Daiki thought with venom
Daiki tensed and reached for the phone.
"Go away before I call the ANBU block ops!" he yelled threateningly, waving the wireless phone at the closed door as if to protect him and a tomato in the other hand. Prepared to be thrown. "I thought I got a restraining order for you!"
…
Daiki must have finally cracked.
Chihiro and Kaito looked at Daiki as if he was possessed to do something so… out of character.
"…Daiki-kun it's me. Kiki?" the feminine voice replied cautiously
"…How am I sure you're not someone posing as Kiki just to get close enough to kidnap me and take me away to Nevada so I would unwillingly get married to you and then bear your children and be forced to support our unwanted family because some fangirl managed to kidnap me because you drugged me while I was too busy to even pay attention because I was contemplating whether or not you really are Kiki?" he said suspiciously all in one breath
…
"Whoa, teme! That was the most you said in like… you're entire life span!!!" Kaito yelled in amazement
"Are you really baka-nii???" Chihiro asked suspiciously
Daiki gave them the look and they shut up.
"Daiki-kun, it's me." Kiki said in her warning tone, the one right before who ever pissed her off was throw out the window
"…I'll believe you… for now…"
Daiki slowly reached for the handle.
… Chihiro and Kait anticipated meeting this 'Kiki' Daiki is interested in
Reaching.
… Chihiro checked her wrist watch and Naruto yawned sleepily
Reaching…
… Chihiro's right eye twitched in annoyance while Kaito fell asleep hugging her leg like a teddy bear
Reachi –
-CUT!-
Cameras stop rolling while Chihiro turns to Daiki angrily.
"oh for the love of – Would you just open the damn door?!" Chihiro impatiently thundered "You're holding up the story!!!"
"You're not supposed to mention the story!" Daiki yelled back
"Well, I did! Meh!" Chihiro retorted childishly while sticking her tongue out
"We're in the story! You can't talk about the story! Do you see people in movies talking about the movie they're in?!!!"
"Welll, the cameras aren't rolling! And so what if they don't!? I just did!"
Daiki points to one camera man. "They are!!!"
"This isn't part of the script!" Kaito shouted, waving his arms
"NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!" Daiki and Chihiro shouted, Kaito cowered into a corner
"you're gonna ruin the plot!" Daiki yelled at Chihiro
"So? I'll ruin the story all I want!!!"
Chihiro turned to face the reader/watchers/people imagining this.
"Kaa-chan and tou-san are gonna have a big fight over – MMPH" Chihiro's words were muffled when Daiki covered her mouth
"Don't spoil the story!!!" Daiki hissed while Kaito clapped his hand over Chihiro's mouth as well
"Sorry about that!" Kaito apologized "On with the story!"
-AND ACTION!!-
Daiki opened the door.
"Daiki-kun!" Kiki chirped happily "Ohayou!"
'So it is Kiki' Daiki thought after a moment
"hey" he greeted
The youngest Uchiha male's mouth grazed her ear as he leaned his head down
"Wanna come inside?" he whispered huskily
Kiki blushed. Oddly enough her personality changes to a shy little girl whenever Daiki gets like that.
"cough-horny-cough" Kaito faked cough and Chihiro giggled
She watched her brother whisper not so innocent things to the blushing-like-mad girl.
'He's gonna kill the girl with all the blood rushing to her head' Chihiro thought rolling her eyes
SHOVE
THUMP
Glare.
Grin.
Kaito snickered at Daiki who was now on the ground with an annoyed expression. He scowled and his right eyebrow twitched occasionally.
Chihiro stood in front of the blinking back-to-normal-color Kiki and stuck out a hand.
"I'm Chihiro! Daiki's twin sister, nice to meet you!" She grinned
Kiki beamed enthusiastically at making another friend.
"Hey Chihiro! I'm Kiki, Daiki's girlfriend"
"You like weapons?" asked the female twin, noticing Kiki's attire
"Yup!" she smiled widely "I specialize in them. Call me a weapons mistress like my kaa-san!"
Kiki wore a chinese styled white kimono-like blouse with a vest over it, inside were explosive tags, scrolls, and chakra strings .Her chocolate colored hair tied in a bun held together with chop sticks. Unlike most kimono's this one was easier to move around in because it was slit a lot in the sides, but had black pants underneath. Around her hips was a belt filled with a variety of weapons and her weapon pack. On her back was two twin katanas and along her legs were daggers strapped for easy access. Her clan symbol is just below her shoulder
(I forgot what the others wore so here it is)
Daiki wore black battle gloves (from his mom) and black wrist warmers. He wore a blood red shirt (like Sasuke before time skip but without the collar) and a black vest over it with an Uchiha symbol on the back. He has black shorts (like the white ones he had as a genin) and black clothed hitae-ate on his forehead.
Chihiro wore black battle gloves (also from Sakura) and white wrist warmers. She has a white shirt and red skirt with navy blue shorts underneath. Her forearms and forelegs are wrapped in gauze (like Sasuke before time skip, not too early in the anime). Her hitae-ate is red with dark blue lining and used like a headband. Her clan symbol is on the back of her shirt.
Kaito has a black hitae-ate (like Naruto's in time skip) loosely hanging around his neck. He has an orange and black opened up jacket with a white shirt. He has matching pants for it. Around his forehead is a black cloth that acts like a headband. His clan symbol is in the center of the headband.
Back to the story…
With Kiki everyone traveled back to the living room. Kiki halted at the sight and her eyes slightly widened.
"W-what hapeened?" she asked
Chihiro, Kaito, and Daiki froze. They were making a REALLY bad impression on their new friend.
"heh heh" Chihiro laughed nervously "we were about to clean this up before our parents got home"
Kiki tilted her head at the mess but nodded slowly. Daiki opened his mouth to say something when…
"KIDDIES!! WE'RE HOME!!!" A chirpy voice called from the other room
All four of them sweatdropped.
Kiddies? What are they, 5?
"Sakura… they're almost 13. I think we should refer to them as young adults." A stoic voice said
"Young adults? That sounds so… old"
"Sakura, we are old"
"No! YOU may be old but I am NOT old! I'm not a day over 30!"
"You ARE 30 and you're older than me by some months."
"… you're so mean, Sasuke-kun! Can't you let me fantasize?"
Kaito turned to Chihiro with a raised brow and Kiki looked at Daiki curiously.
"You could practically hear the anime tears in her tone" Kaito said gesturing a thumb to the other room.
"There's no time for that! We've got to clean the room!" Chihiro said
Sasuke walked beside Sakura with a look of annoyance.
"Sakura, you are not old"
"Sasuke-kun, I am!!! I'm THIRTY!" Sakura wailed with anime tears
Sasuke looked at her incredulously as they traveled to the living room.
"You look like 8 years you're younger than you really are." He pointed out
"'8 years younger than you really are'? Is that supposed to make me feel better?!" Sakura huffed
"yes" he said raising a brow
"You just reminded me how old I really am!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"And you said I'm older than you! Which is true!" Sakura whined
Suddenly Sakura was slammed into the wall (gently) with Sasuke pinning her down, both arms on either side of her head.
"I like older women" he said huskily and Sakura blushed (so that's where Daiki gets it from!)
He moved his lips against hers in a swift motion, forcing his tongue into the Uchiha matriarch's mouth. His tongue swirled around hers and was awarded with a light moan.
"…Kaa-chan?"
"tou-san?"
Sakura shoved Sasuke off her (and onto the floor) with a huge splash of red on her cheeks. She grinned nervously at her two kids in front of her. Chihiro with wide eyes and Daiki with a raised brow.
Sasuke got up from the ground and rubbed his now sore head, he must've fell head first… His eye twitched in irritation, they just had to interrupt...
"Kaa-chan… what were you and tou-san doing???" asked Chihiro innocently (from her angle she couldn't exactly see what was going on)
"n-nothing Chi-chan. Dai-chan, Chi-chan, Sasuke-kun let's go to the living room" Sakura said with a nervous smile
Daiki and Chihiro tensed. Sakura saw and thought nothing of it but Sasuke rose a brow suspiciously.
"yea…" Sasuke said narrowing his eyes at the twins
They followed the stiff younger Uchihas to the living room. Sasuke and Sakura focused their attention to the two people in the middle of the room.
"Kaa-chan, tou-san this is Kiki-chan and Kaitou-kun!" Chihirou introduced and pointed to them as she said their names
Sasuke nodded his head in acknowledgment while Sakura beamed happily at the kids.
"who are they?" asked Sasuke bluntly
Sakura elbowed him in the ribs and scowled at him for being rude.
"Sasuke-kun!" she scolded "That's not polite!"
"Hn" he grunted, ignoring the urge to rub his aching stomach for the sake of pride
"Don't grunt at them either!"
"…Aa"
Sakura's right eyebrow twitched in irritation.
And so she wacked him upside the head.
"Itai!" Sasuke winced
"Don't grunt!"
"…"
Kaito, Kiki, Daiki, and Chihiro stared at the two supposed adults with a sweatdrop.
"So" Sakura smiled "Who are you?"
Sweatdrop.
Sasuke twitched. 'Isn't that what I just said?!'
"I am Kiki, Daiki's girlfriend"
"I'm Kaito, Chihiro's boyfriend"
"Potential boyfriend" Sasuke said narrowing his eyes at the boy
Sakura gasped.
"Sasuke-kun! Kiki is Neji-san and Ten-Ten chan's daughter! And Kaito is Naruto and Hinata-chan's daughter!" Sakura said in surprise
Sasuke looked at her with a weird look.
"Didn't they move all the way to the other side of the village? That' very far from here…" Sasuke said
"They're moving back!" Sakura cheered and hugged her husband who blushed ever so slightly
"…Kiki and Kaito both still need to be observed" Sasuke said firmly
Sakura groaned in exasperation. "Fine"
In the kitchen…
Daiki and Chihiro sat kneeled along the side of the room and watched their love interests being questioned. Kiki and Kaito kneeled on one side of the low table while Sakura and Sasuke kneeled on the other.
"age?" asked Sasuke eyeing Kaito
"13" Kaito shrugged
"same here" Kiki smiled nervously
Sakura smiled reassuringly and Kiki slightly calmed down.
"rank?" asked Sasuke again
(Sakura and Sasuke compromised Sasuke would be the one to ask questions since he's the one who wanted them to be evaluated)
"genin"
"genin"
"sensei?"
"Kakashi" answered Kaito
"Gai" Kiki replied
"kei-kei genkai?"
"Byakugan"
"same"
"specialties?"
"Juken"
"Weapons"
Sasuke eyed Kaito who looked back boredly.
"past lovers?" Chihiro's hearing perked up
Kaito choked on his spit.
"n-no, not one" Chihiro looked relieved
"ever kissed one?"
"um, yes"
"when?"
"when I was 4.."
"who?"
"I dunno! I was 4!"
"have you ever been fooling around with various girls or cheated on one?"
"n-no"
Sasuke eyed Kaito carefully.
"ever betrayed someone?"
"um, if you count taking his kunai without asking" Daiki glared at Kaito
"left your village?"
Sakura eyed Sasuke 'What he hell is he doing???'
"???"
"ever been a missing nin?"
"N-NO"
"ever been to jail?"
"I'm 13!"
"have you done drugs?"
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura finally shouted
"what?" he asked nonchalantly
"You asked if he did drugs! He's 13, a child. What could he possibly do?!"
Sasuke snorted.
"I became a missing nin at 12 and betrayed my village to go off to the enemy with a curse mark from someone formerly from Akatsuki and one of the 3 legendary sannin. I was corrupt and power hungry with the need to kill my brother and was willing to spend my whole life chasing my homicidal brother who massacred my clan. I was about 13, now that you remember all this why don't you repeat your question to yourself." Sasuke said with a raised brow
"H-he's different! Does he look like someone who'd do all that?" Sakura asked and pointed at a confused innocent Kaito
Sasuke shook his head.
"It's all and act"
Sakura rolled her eyes.
"Sasuke-kun, let's go discuss this in the other room and "evaluate" Kiki and Kaito" Sakura said and dragged Sasuke to the other sound proof room
"Kids these days are getting more and more vicious, Sakura"
Kaito drooled at the pot of boiling ramen, Kiki stared at Sasuke and Sakura with her head tilted slightly curiously, Daiki stared blankly at Kiki, and Chihiro grinned happily as she continued making the ramen.
"Sasuke-kun, do what you always do and be quiet"
"They're vicious, Sakura. Vicious"
And so I hope you like this longer chappie! Not all of the chappies will be this long though, unfortunatly because I don't have so much time and stuff. But I'll try to update.
Next chappie is thier decision!
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