Sorry for the late update! I had lots of stuff to do so anyway I made sure to make this chapter longer to make up for it, k k? Well hope you guys like and I finally brought in Naruto! As you can see the characters will not be brought in all at once.
Key:
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
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Crash.
Slam.
Thump.
-Glass Shatters-
REWEORR –cat howls-
All four winced as they watch the Uchiha master bedroom door shake and rattle as more violent noises erupt from within.
THUMP.
"Sakura! What the fuck was that for you crazy woman?!" an angry deep voice yelled
"I tried to talk peacefully but NOOOO you just HAD to say that I don't know any better because I'm a GIRL!!!" A female voice screeched
CRASH.
CRACKK.
"Fuck Sakura! What is with you and throwing book cases at my head! That was an ANTIQUE!!!!"
Daiki, Chihiro, Kaito, and Kiki winced harshly at the sound of a… bookcase being thrown and the sound of bones cracking.
"Like I care about you stupid PORN collection that filled all of the shelves!! I mean, people would expect shelves of scrolls and complex jutsu scrolls but NO!! You're such a HORNDOG!!!" The female voice shrieked
Chihiro and Kiki twitched at the sound of porn and Daiki and Kaito looked at the door with stars in their eyes filled with admiration.
"That's NOT porn!!! …It's… inspiration… for that vacation we're going on soon…" A male voice muttered
"…"
Silence.
Right now the four chunin stood in front of the master bedroom and the two adults arguing inside. How they got from their kids relationships to porn the chunin didn't know.
"NO!!! Don't burn my precious! I'll do anything just STOOOOP!!!" The Uchiha male in the master bedroom yelled
"You don't need these, dammit! Use your freakin' imaginations! I'm sure you have dreams about me, and that's ENOUGH porn!!!" Sakura shouted from inside the room
"That's NOT ENOUGH!" you could practically hear the pouting in his voice
Chihiro and Kiki shook their heads. Chihiro rolled her eyes embarrassed. Daiki and Kaito silently cheered.
'And that's my dad… the Uchiha head. Kakashi must have got to him' Chihiro thought
"Fine." The feminine voice said reluctantly
Chihiro and Kiki looked up, thinking what the heck the Uchiha matriarch was doing handing over PORN. Daiki and Kaito pumped their fists into the air with triumph.
"But" the feminine voice said quickly "You have to let Daiki and Chihiro date."
All four chunin perked up when they heard those words and cheered happily. The pink haired matriarch is a genius! Using porn against Sasuke was absolutely genius.
"Wait" Daiki said with a matter-of-fact tone "Tou-san wouldn't fall for that"
"Hn – "
"Without stalking them." Sakura said firmly
There was a pause.
"Fine" Sasuke said reluctantly
"In your face!" Chihiro said childishly, shoving a finger in front of Daiki's face
He just grunted and smiled. Happy he finally got to date a girl he was actually interested in. Daiki and Kaito punched fists boyishly.
"HELLZ YEA!!!" They cheered
Chihiro ad Kiki gave a high five and smile-smirked they knew Sakura is Sasuke's soft spot, she could always get through to him.
The door opened and a cheery Sakura pranced out with a grumpy Sasuke in tow. She waved the porn novels in the air and clicked her tongue.
"If this were any other situation these books would've gone to the incinerator in basement in a heartbeat buuuut." She smiled "We compromise, yes?"
"Hai" Sasuke nodded unenthusiastically
"And NO stalking! Absolutely None! Nada, Zip, Nothing, alright?" Sakura scolded
"Hai" Sasuke responded like a little kid getting punished by his mother
"Good" She grinned and gave him the stack of books
He eagerly took them in his arms and snuggled them… purring…
Sakura looked at him weird.
"Alright… then…" She said slowly before turning to the chunin and chirped happily "You are all officially together!"
They were about to smile and cheer happily –
"But"
Chihiro tilted her head curiously and Kiki looked at Sakura questioningly. Daiki and Kaito looked bored and getting impatient.
Sakura leaned her head in close to Kaito.
He blushed.
The twins glared.
Sasuke growled lowly. Looks like he already hid his… erm, 'inspiration' books.
Kiki blinked, confused.
"If you ever hurt my baby girl I'll hunt you down. Skin you alive, chop you into little pieces, heal you, and then pound your pretty boy face so far out of the Earth's atmosphere you'll hit Pluto" She whispered dangerously with her eyes narrowed into slits.
Kaito gulped and Sakura leaned away. She took two fingers and gestured to her eyes then at him.
"I'm watching you" she mouthed.
He gulped again.
Chihiro looked at him questioningly and Daiki snickered. Kaito looked as if he'd crap his pants. Kiki once again looked confused and oblivious to the threats as everyone else was.
Sasuke looked at Sakura with the 'I-know-what-you-did-and-even-if you-are-a-famous-medic-nin-and one-of-the-sanin-you-still-have-no-right-to-threaten-the-Rokudaime's-son' look.
Sakura pouted.
"Trust me I've tried" Sasuke said then glared at Kaito who immaturely stuck his tongue out at Sasuke.
"Meh"
"Meh" Sasuke copied and stuck his tongue out at Daiki immaturely
"Meh"
"Meh"
"Meh"
"Meh"
"Meh – MMPH"
"Me – MMPH"
Sakura and Chihiro kissed their boys. Just to get them to shut up and act their age. Daiki pouted at Kiki.
"I want some too" He whined with puppy dog eyes
Kiki giggled at his antics and happily kissed him in which Daiki eagerly responded.
SLAM!!!
Naruto slammed open the front door and barged in on their moment (if you could call it that') w3earing a Viking suit. Complete with the helmet, war axe, shield, and furry armor. He pumped the axe into the air and shouted so loud people on the other side of the Earth in the U.S could hear them.
"IT'S VIKINGS DAY!!!! LET'S CELEBRATE!!!"
…
Naruto looked around and looked offended at the kissing couples.
"…It's 'Have-A-Hot-Make-Out-Session-With-Your-Love-Interest Day? Damn. I must have missed the message. Otherwise would've got Hinata to stay for the night…" Naruto said, mumbling the last part with a mischievous grin
…
Still nothing. He was being completely ignored.
How rude.
Naruto huffed childishly and crossed his arms while looking to he side.
…
Moan.
I think that was Sakura…
Groan.
That was definitely Sasuke.
"MMmmmmm" a female voice moaned
Was that… Chihiro???
"Get a room!" Naruto shouted then quickly said "except all those below the age of 25!"
Sasuke began edging Sakura to the master bedroom as he… groped her. She didn't notice and had her hands tangled in his hair.
Naruto grinned.
"Yo teme! Hinata-chan isn't here for Make-Out Day! Can I borrow Sakura-chan?" He asked innocently
BAM!
In what seemed like seconds Sasuke stood next to Naruto with his fist pounded in Naruto's helmet. Iron helmet. Expensive and impenetrable helmet.
Did I mention it was 80 Titanium?
The helmet slammed over Naruto's eyes and half his head. Sasuke surprisingly felt no pain.
'DAMN! THAT HURT LIKE A BITCH!!! SHIT, MOTHER BITCHER, AW FUUUUUCK SHIT!!!' Sasuke cursed while outside he looked apathetic
Please ignore his colorful language.
"ITAI!!! TEME!!! What was that for?!! I was kidding!! Besides I've got my Hinata-chan who is much prettier – "
BAM.
BAM.
"For being a dobe."
Sasuke wacked Naruto with the same fist upside the head, his eyes widened in pain.
'HEEELL!! SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! DAMN THAT HURT THE SECOND TIME!! DAMN, MY FUCKIN' KNUCKLES!!!' He screamed and painfully held his hand while crying anime tears and kissing it mentally.
Sakura was on Naruto's other side and jammed her fist into his skull but the helmet got in the way. So it broke under her fierce chakra control.
Sasuke looked at her wide eyed while partially holding his aching hand.
'How the hell??? She has to teach me how to do that… to bad my chakra control sucks…'
"SHANNARO, Naruto!!!" She yelled angrily cracking her knuckles
Naruto waved his hands defensively with one moving the cracked helmet up so he could look at Sakura with shining puppy dog eyes.
Too bad it didn't work.
"What do you mean I'm not pretty?!?!?" She screeched
"No, no, no! You got it all wrong! You have guys STALKING you, you're damn sexy!"
Sasuke glared at Naruto and raised his fist but stopped mid swing.
'I won't fall for that twice' Sasuke thought smugly
So he settled for a glare.
Ignoring the glare Naruto continued.
"Even if I think the teme over there doesn't deserve you – "
BAM.
Sasuke held his fist silently crying as Naruto looked as if he didn't even know he was ATTEMPTED to be hit on the head.
But we have the Viking helmet to thank for Naruto not getting hurt!
'DAMN THAT FRIGGIN' HELMET!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!' Sasuke roared inwardly, officially pissed off
" – I think you look great but I love my Hinata-chan and so she is always number 1!" Naruto shouted cheerily and raised his index finger for emphasis on the 'one' and winking.
Sakura giggled at her "brother's" antics.
Sasuke muttered and took away Naruto's Viking helmet. He hit him upside the head with his non-injured fist.
"ITAI TEME!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??!!"
"For being a dobe!" Sasuke gritted out
"WELL SORRY BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER!!"
"Well deal with it!"
"TEME!!"
"Dobe!!"
"TEME!!!"
"Dobe!!!"
"TEM – ITAI SAKURA-CHYAAAN!!!"
"Itai, Sakura!"
"Shut up!!" Sakura thundered "With how loud you guys are, the neighbors must be calling ANBU on us for disturbing the peace, bakas!"
"Gomen, Sakura-chan"
"Hn, gomen"
"Hmph" Sakura huffed
Knock
Knock.
Knock.
"Open up! We're here to figure out what the hell is going on!!"
"Bastard ANBUs! Oh no you did NOT talk to and former apprentice of the Godaime before taking over her title as the legendary slug sannin! I'll show you a FIRST-HAND sample of our super human strength!" Sakura yelled in the 'I-Am-Woman-Hear-Me-Bitch' tone as she rushed to the back door and disappeared behind the corner where they couldn't see what was going on.
Sasuke, Naruto, Daiki, Chihiro, Kaito, and Kiki (Didn't think I forgot about them did you?) winced at the dangerous edge.
"M-ma'am, no need to get hasty now. We are j-just looking out for Konoha by doing our job and checking out disturbances – " The nervous ANBU could be heard talking but as interrupted.
"Disturbances?!" Sakura was heard saying angrily "I am NOT a disturbance!"
"M-ma'am c-calm down!"
"I AM calm, dammit! Don't tell me to CALM DOWN!"
Sasuke shook his head and headed for the door, muttering something tat suspiciously sounded a lot like 'troublesome woman'. Naruto , Daiki, Kaito, Chihiro, and Kiki could only stare after him and watch him disappear behind the corner.
"Look we are just doing our job – " The hawk masked ANBU tried to say but was interrupted
"Doing your job?! You should not have – "
"You should have common courtesy as to not come here yelling at an aggravated woman who did not even say the slightest rude thing to you. You have no right doing so." A calm and collected voice said from behind a livid Sakura
Sasuke walked up beside Sakura and looked at the two nervous ANBU before them apathetically. One ANBU looked scared to death and the nervous hawk grew confident at seeing someone less… difficult to negotiate with.
"Ah, Uchiha-sama. Finally someone easier to handle." The hawk masked ANBU muttered
"Woman, run back into the house and do whatever you maids do." The bear masked ANBU said pompously
'Easier to handle? Maid?' Sakura twitched 'I've just handled a pair of idiots and I'm not up for a second round!'
Sakura opened her mouth for a feisty retort but was cut off once again by her husband.
"Excuse me?" Sasuke said narrowing his eyes into slits "That is not how you talk to a woman and you do not call MY woman a maid. You do not call MY Uchiha Matriarch a maid and you should never tell MY WIFE what to do." He hissed
"W-wife?" they stuttered
They must be new to Konoha or extremely stupid.
Who doesn't know the Godaime's former apprentice?
Who doesn't know the new slug sannin?
Who doesn't know Uchiha Sasuke's Wife? Uchiha Matriarch?
Those ANBU made the biggest mistake talking to the pink haired medic that way. Looks like they want to die an early death.
And Sasuke voiced that out loud.
"Do you WANT an early death or what?" Sasuke asked coldly
"G-gomenasai, Haruno-san. We didn't recognize you, the light made your hair look red and you eyes grey." They bowed lowly
"That's Uchiha-sama, to you." Sasuke snarled out
"You better be sorry." A new voice said
Sasuke and Sakura didn't need to turn around to know who that was. A hand landed on Sasuke's left shoulder and Sakura's right as someone walked right behind them and slightly in the middle but Sasuke and Sakura still stood a foot apart and next to each other.
Naruto narrowed his eyes at the ANBU.
"What's going on here?" he asked
Both ANBU blanched at the sight of their hokage.
"N-nothing, Hokage-sama!" both said quickly and disappeared in a flash
Naruto grinned at Sasuke and Sakura as they turned to face him.
"Hn, dobe" Sasuke smirked
"Baka" Sakura grinned
Naruto smiled widely.
"I know we're having a little moment hear but sorry to break it to ya. Your living room is a wreck. I suggest getting a maid." Naruto grinned and moved to the side to reveal a destroyed living room and a tired chakra depleted Chihiro, and three other nervous chunin fidgeting .
"Heh heh. Ano tou-san. It isn't as bad as it looks" Daiki said with nervous smile and holding a fainted Chihiro
Sasuke and Sakura's eye twitched and Naruto grinned. Explaining
"UCHIHA DAIKI!!! UCHIHA CHIHIRO!!! YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS EXPLANIN' TA DO!!!"
So there you have it! Naruto is here! I'll bring either Hinata or the Yamankas in the next chappie so don't worry bout it! Or maybe the Hyuugas? I dunno I'll have to think it over.
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