And here is chappie 7! I'm so hyper today! I feel like updating again! I hope you guys like this chappie and excuse the evil neko Sasu-chan!
Key:
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
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SLAM!
"HINATA-CHAN!!!"
Crash.
Shatter.
Hinata jumped and dropped the plate she was washing in surprise. Cursing (Yes, cursing) she picked up the shards and carefully cleaned the floor before walking into the living room to see a disheveled looking Sakura leaning one hand against the front door and her expression scream 'HELP ME!'
"Sakura-chan, what's wrong?" asked the Hyuuga girl
Sakura clung to the sleeves of Hinata shirt and looked at her friend pleadingly.
"Hinata-chan! Sasuke is having the spandex disease again! What should I do? Because I don't know how to deal with a horny grown Uchiha who hadn't gotten laid since the twins 'recreation'!" Sakura yelled so fast Hinata barely caught it.
The girl blinked, still trying to process the fact that her friend had just slammed open the (now broken) door because her husband is overly horny… again.
"Ano, Sakura-chan. Let's call the girls first." Hinata said soothingly
"H-Hai."
"Oh and Sakura?"
"Nani?"
"You're paying for that door." Hinata said darkly as she gestured to the bits and pieces of wood on the floor that used to be her door.
"Eheh heh."
"Sakura-Koi!!!" A male voice (Laced with lust) called from the distance. "The kids are on a mission!! Now we can play.."
Sakura tensed and looked up to Hinata pleadingly.
"I'll buy you a million doors if you would hide me from my sex-crazed lover!"
Hinata sweatdropped at Sakura's choice of words.
"A-Alright. Let's go to Ino's house…"
SLUUUURRRPP –
BAM!
"Itai!!" Naruto yelled holding his head in pain
Sasuke just shook his head at the dobe next to him. Both sat on stool of the infamous Ichiraku.
"Why the hell did you do that for!?" Naruto yelled angrily
"Because you are so loud, dobe. People from America could hear you slurping ramen up like that."
"Well, it's not my fault I'm hungry!"
"It is your fault for having such an endless stomach, like a damn garbage disposal."
"Teme!"
"Dobe."
"Teme!"
"Don't even get me started. I'm more mature and I refuse to repetitively say the same insults time and time again. It won't work."
"Whatever you say, teme…"
"Dobe."
Teme."
"Dobe.
"TEME!"
"Dobe!"
Both shinobi glared at each other.
So much for maturity.
"Whatever." The Uchiha said then started looking around. "Have you seen, Sakura?"
Naruto raised a brow at his best friend.
"So she finally left your cold ass, huh?" Naruto grinned
BONK!
Sasuke glared at his best friend who waved his hands defensively.
"Alright, alright! Geez, no need to get offensive!"
"I'm surprised you even know what offensive means,"
"Why you smart ass – "
"Just tell me where Sakura is." Sasuke interrupted with a smirk.
Naruto glared at his bst friend then shrugged saying:
"I dunno, but I think I heard Sakura see Hinata a couple minutes ago before I left."
Sasuke blinked and then his eye twitched in irritation.
'I checked everywhere! The training grounds, asked Tsunadae, checked the hospital, and even asked Kakashi but I forgot about her friends!' Sasuke thought mentally kicking himself
Then Sasuke stopped all thoughts and began to shake and tremble.
"Hey, dude. Are you okay?"asked Naruto, seeing his friend twitch violently
Naruto's eyes widened when he saw neko ears and a tail pop out of his best friend.
Oh crap.
'Oh hell no! I'm not in the mood to deal with this Sasuketeme' Naruto thought, popping a vein
"Mew!"
Shake. Tremble. Tremble.
Naruto then noticed the green spandex wrist bands on the neko Sasuke's paw. Yes, paw.
'Damn, Bushy Brow's gift to teme!' Naruto thought
And when Naruto reached for the wristlet neko Sasuke hissed.
"REOWR!!!"
"ITAI!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto kissed his scratched hand, muttering curses to the cat-form Sasuke.
"Meow."
And it jumped off the stool and ran off into the crowded street.
"Oh hell no!"Naruto yelled slamming money down on the counter. "Teme, I know you did not just leave me with your bill! I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!!"
The cat smirked at Naruto.
"Fuck no you did not just smirk at me!!!"
The cat ran off while Naruto angrily chased after him.
"GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN NEKO-TEME!!!"
"Sakura, tell us what happened." Ino said
The four infamous kunoichi sat in the living room of the Nara compound. The three of them sat around Sakura.
"Okay, first Sasuke started reading Icha Icha and I, of course, scolded him." Sakura said
"More like beat the shit out of him." Ten-Ten grinned
"Anyway!" Sakura said trying to drown out Ten-Ten's comments. "After a while I thought it was fine because he never got any since the twins."
"What?!" yelled the three kunoichi
"What?" Sakura asked confused.
"Sakura!" Ten-Ten said "He is a guy! They have needs! Making love isn't just for making babies!"
Sakura flushed in embarrassment.
"You left him sex-starved!" Ino yelled
"What should do?"asked the pink haired girl "And what about his 'problem'?"
"Sakura, Sasuke is probably like this because of the effects of Kakashi's therapy." Hinata explained. "That means you both have to start reproducing!" She said bluntly
Sakura blushed.
"I – but – We said we'd start when we go on vacation!" Sakura said
"When is the vacation?" asked Ino raising a brow.
"…"
"I thought so." Sighed Ten-Ten
"Sakura-chan, you need to take Sasuke to therapy." Hinata deadpanned
"Damn you, teme!!!" Naruto yelled as he tripped over another rock In the forest.
Currently neko Sasuke was jumping from stepping stone to stepping stone as e crossed the huge river with ease. Naruto on the other hand…
"Ah! Ah! AACCKK!!!" Naruto yelped as he tried to regain his balance on the small stone.
He had one foot trying to plat itself firmly on the stone while the other foot was in the air from lack of rock. His hands waved around wildly as he clumsily tired to regain his balance.
Neko Sasuke snickered at the blonde.
"Oi, you baka neko!! I am Hokage, you hear me?! HOKAGE!!! I will not be defeated by a river bank!" Naruto yelled with determination.
He looked up to see the cat already on the other side of the river, smirking at him.
"Damn you!"
"Meow"
The cat purred innocently and then found a small rock in front of him. Naruto's eyes widened when the cat leered at him.
"Oh hell no! you better not – !"
BONK!
The cat picked up its paw and hit the rock, making it hit Naruto's head with crazy force.
Enough force to make the blonde topple off the small stepping stone and into the water below.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
SPLASH!
"So should I go to Kakashi for help? He did do this to Sasuke-kun." Sakura said
"Hell no!" The three girls shouted simultaneously.
"We mean make him go to Tsunadae for a check up to see what's wrong with him. Then, take him to her recommended therapist." Ino explained.
"Aa." Sakura hummed and sipped her tea.
"Rgh!" Naruto grunted as he climbed the rocky mountain.
He placed his hand on another ledge and pulled himself higher up the mountain.
Somehow in the last fifteen minutes neko Sasuke managed to climb up a huge mountain in the middle of nowhere.
And this led to where we are now.
Naruto gulped as he tried not to look down, but couldn't resist…
"HOLY CRAP!"
His yell echoed in the vast mountain area.
'I'm like fifty fucking feet up high!' Naruto cursed in his head. 'The things I do for friends'
"Sasuke!!" Naruto yelled to the cat about 20 feet above him.
The cat grinned down at Naruto, from his place on the very top of the mountain before walking off.
"Don't leave me here you damn cat-bastard!"
"So then when should I plan the vacation?" asked Sakura.
"Oh, you should do that after Sasuke sees Tsunadae." Ten-Ten said waving her hand carelessly.
"Then I should do it before the therapy session?" asked Sakura
"No, after both." Hinata said nodding her head.
Sakura nodded but stopped in mid-nod.
"Wait, won't Tsunadae tell us how to fix his 'problem'?" she asked
The three girls nodded.
"Then why do we need a therapist for Sasuke-kun?"
"Oh. Simply because he seems to need help." Ten-Ten and Ino stated bluntly while Hinata nodded in agreement.
"Sasuke-kun doesn't need help!" Sakura yelled defensively.
The three girls gave her a look.
"Okay, okay. So he has jealousy issues and overly possessive and over-protective problems. Big deal." Sakura said shrugging
"Sakura, he castrated a guy for talking to you." Ten-Ten deadpanned. "Now the poor guy will never have kids."
"Okay, so it is a big deal."
"Ha, augh, huff." Naruto panted as he crawled across the unstable, breakable wooden bridge that was about 80 feet above the ground.
Pieces of wood chipped off and some boards fell to the bottom of the seemingly bottomless pit.
"S-Sasuke-teme, haugh, get, huff, back here." Naruto called tiredly.
He was dead tired after chasing the damn cat across every, river, climbing a mountain, and now crawling over a bridge.
The cat grinned at him from across the bridge and raised his paw to the strings holding the bridge up.
"Sasuke-teme, you better not!" yelled Naruto in panic.
Claws stretched out from the neko Sasuke's furry paws.
"Sasuke-te – "
Slash!
" – EME!" Naruto yelled as the bridge fell apart, causing him to fall down the pit.
Neko Sasuke's eyes followed Naruto as he fell.
And fell.
And fell.
Still falling.
And falling.
Finally…
THUMP!
Neko Sasuke winced when he heard the sound of a body making contact with the ground and the sound of bones cracking.
Then he smirked when he heard incoherent yelling.
Bad Kitty.
Bad Sasu-chan! How could you do that to Naru-chan?! Ah, well we shall see what happens to Naru-chan in the next chappie! I wonder what Neko Sasu-chan will do next...
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