And I finally updated my fic! Sry for taking inda long, eh heh heh. School and junk is pissing me off but I love writing this one! (I got to introduce the Nara kids!) And I hope you guys like it too!
Key:
"Talking"
'Thoughts'
Disclaimer: I don't, nor will I ever, own Naruto!
Plz review though!
"So then it's settled?" Sakura asked her girlfriends.
No –
CRASH!
Just as they were about to nod a crash was heard from the kitchen. Their heads whipped to the direction of the kitchen in surprise.
"What the hell was that?!" Ino yelled with a hand to heart, trying to calm her fast beating heart.
"Do you think someone broke in?" questioned Ten-Ten.
"Maybe." Hinata said nervously.
"I'm going in." Sakura said
The three girls looked at their pink haired friend, who put on an army helmet from seemingly out of nowhere and held a kunai in her hands.
"S-Sakura-chan." Hinata stuttered wide eyed
"Where did you get the helmet??" Ino asked confused.
Sakura looked up thoughtfully for a couple seconds.
….
Shrug.
The girls Sweatdropped.
Sakura put a finger to her lips in a 'shush' way.
"I'll go in first." She whispered.
"Why are we whispering?" asked Ten-Ten
"They'll hear us." Ino answered
"No, it just builds the suspense." Sakura said while Hinata nodded.
Ten-Ten and Ino sweatdropped.
Sakura somersaulted into the kitchen and aimed her kunai blindly at the 'enemy'
"Come out! I KNOW KUNG FU!!!" Sakura yelled
She looked around and then noticed all types of pans and pots on the floor with a black fur ball underneath all the mess.
She stared.
"What is it, Sakura-chan?" asked a worried Hinata as she and the rest of the girls ran into the kitchen.
"KAWAII!!!" squealed the pink haired medic.
Sakura had shoved the pots and pans away and gathered the fur ball in a hug.
The fur ball turned out to be a neko with black fur and onyx eyes.
Hm, sound familiar?
"Neko-chan, kawaii!!" She squealed hugging the kitten against her chest.
"Rrrr" he purred.
"Aw! He's so cute!" Ino squealed.
"And look at his eyes, they are so dark." Ten-Ten said as looked at the neko.
"I wonder who his owner is." Hinata blinked while looking at the neko curiously.
In return the neko tried to avoid looking at Hinata in… fear.
Hinata's eyes narrowed in suspicion.
'Wait a minute…'
"Sa – "
"WHAT THE HELL!?!" Sakura screeched.
The oh so adorable neko just groped her.
And now he's nuzzling her chest and purring.
There is something so very wrong with this picture.
"KYAAAA!!!"
SLAP!
"REOWR!!!"
Ino, Ten-Te, and Hinata gaped at Sakura who just slapped an innocent neko with super human strength. They watched the cat fly right past them and –
SLAM!
Right into a wall.
"Sakura!!" They yelled
"What?!" She yelled back
"You slapped a cat!"
"Oh."
Sakura ran over to the cat and hugged him tightly to her with anime waterfall tears.
"Gomen, gomen neko-chan! Gomenasai!" she cried, rubbing her cheek against the dazed neko's.
Ten-Ten, Hinata, and Ino blinked.
"Gom – "
SLAM!
The kitchen back door slammed open to reveal a furious Naruto. In his bandaged, bloody, and broken body. He walked over to them with a cast around his left arm. His whole body was wrapped in gauze.
"YOU DAMN NEKO BASTARD!!" Naruto roared
"Reowr!" Neko hissed at Naruto.
"Naruto! How dare you yell at neko-chan!" Sakura scolded and held the neko closer, not noticing 'neko-chan' nuzzling her… again.
"Neko-chan?" Naruto asked and looked at the cat in her arms and flushed red in anger and frustration. "That is Sasuke-teme!"
Sakura looked down at the kitty who looked up at her innocently.
'Wait, are those… Lee-san's bracelets he gave Sasuke?' Sakura pondered then her eyes widened.
"Sasuke-kun!" She yelled in surprise.
"And we're outta here." Ten-Ten said while dragging Ino out as well, knowing that if they stayed there would be a mess to clean up.
And the moment they walked out neko-Sasuke disappeared in a cloud of smoke and was replaced with a normal Uchiha we all grew to love!
"I'll kill you teme!!!" Naruto yelled,
Or maybe not.
Before Naruto could land a fist on Sasuke Hinata held him back while Sakura stood between a horny Uchiha and an enraged Hokage.
"Naruto! Calm down and tell us what Sasuke did." Sakura turning around to fully face Naruto, her hands out ready to throw him off Sasuke if Naruto got out of Hinata's hold.
Sasuke's gaze on Sakura's back traveled lower, unnoticed by the rest of the occupants in the room.
'Such a nice, round ass.' He thought perversely
Naruto's eye twitched.
"The bastard dragged me halfway across of ALL of KONOHA. Making me fall in a river bank, leaving me at a cliff more than 30 feet high, and then SMIRKING as he watched me fall into a huge gaping trench because he PURPOSELY cut the rope supporting the bridge!!! " Naruto yelled and made a move to go after Sasuke but was held back by the Hyuuga.
Hinata held the blonde by the arms while Sakura pushed him back by the shoulders.
It was obvious Naruto was pissed off.
Sasuke was too busy to even notice the commotion around him.
And then suddenly something clicked in the Uchihas head. A blurry memory of a green spandex wearing guy.
The onyx eyed boy's eye twitched and he lunged for his wife.
"Naruto! He didn't know what he was doing! He – KYAA!!" Sakura shrieked as she was tackled by her husband.
Sakura landed with her back flat against the floor and her boyfriend crawling on top of her with lusty eyes.
"Ano, Sasuke-ku – MMPH!"
"Sasuke-teme! Can't you wait until the vacation?!"
"No."
"Sasuke, please get off of Sakura-chan."
"Hn."
Sasuke leaned his lips down to graze Sakura's ear before he whispered in that sultry deep voice of his.
"Let's go to Naruto's room. I'm sure it wouldn't be too comfortable to do it right here on the tile kitchen floor, ne?"
"So we're going to see the Nara's?" questioned Daiki as he walked with his girlfriend, twin, and teammate.
"Yep!" Chihiro cheered happily as she skipped along with Kiki.
"It's been a long time since I saw Hanako-gaki and Keiji-kun." Kiki commented.
'Keiji-kun?' Daiki thought with his right eye twitching, and emerald orbs flashing red
"Me too."
"Oi! Chihiro-chan! Is this the place?!" Asked Kaito, pointing to a compound surrounded by many exotic and beautiful plants.
"Yeah! This is it!"
The four walked up to the door and just as they were about to open the door.
Slam!
It slammed open for them revealing Yamanaka Ino and Hyuuga Ten-Ten.
"Kaa-san?"
"Nara-san?"
Both Kiki and Chihiro questioned confused. The two older women looked flustered and kind of nervous as they fidgeted and tried to think of some excuse, but the Uchihas were never patient.
"Excuse me, Nara-san Hyuuga-san. We just want to find Hanako-san and Keiji-san and then we'll leave." Daiki said polite yet aloof.
Just when Daiki was about to step around the two women Ten-Ten stretched out her arm and blocked him from entering while Ino stood in front of the door hastily.
"Hyuuga-san?" Daiki questioned, raising a brow.
"You can't go in!" Ino blurted.
"Why not?" asked Kaito curiously.
"You just can't!" Ten-Ten panicked.
"But I wanna see Hanako-gaki and Keiji-kun, kaa-san!" Kiki protested.
'Again with the Kun!' Daiki growled inwardly
"I'll get her!" Ino said quickly.
She turned around and walked inside briefly before screeching.
"HANA-CHAN! KEIJI-CHAN!!"
"I'm coming!"
"Troublesome mother."
Ino returned with a happy grin.
"They'll be coming shortly!" She said
Kaito and Daiki gave her a suspicious look before nodding. Suddenly a long haired blonde girl with bangs to one side their age with hazel eyes came running through the door. She wore a fishnet shirt and over it a sleeveless purple shirt, you could see the fishnet going up to her shoulders (From Ino and Shikamaru). Her hitae-ate is around her waist and a skirt 2 inches above her knees (Also from Ino).
Meet Nara Hanako. Hana – meaning flower and Ko – meaning child (which is why Kiki calls Hanako "gaki" which means brat).
"Hey Chihiro-chan, Kaito-baka, Kiki-yajuu, and – " Hanako gasped "DAIKI-KUN?!?!"
(Kiki's name is the modern English pet form of names, which is where Hanako gets "yajuu" from. "Yajuu" meaning beast, wild animal, and so on.)
Daiki clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. The last time he saw Hanako was back in the academy (to his greatest relief) it frustrated him to no end at how she would fangirl him and even stalk him until he had to shake her off his trial. She also pissed him off when she called his girlfriend an "animal". When he opened his mouth to harshly tell her off he was interrupted.
"Daiki-kun! I haven't seen you in so long!" Hanako squealed latching on to his arm, much to his utter dislike.
"Get off." He said gruffly trying to shake her off his arm.
She just ignored him and stuck to him like glue!
Kiki growled and her hand inched to her katana.
"Hanako-gaki! Get off of him, he's taken!" Kiki growled.
"And by who exactly, yajuu?" Hanako sneered.
"By me, gaki!"
Ten-Ten and Ino watched the exchange between their children, looking back and forth from one daughter to another.
"Yeah, right!" Hanako snorted.
"It's true!" Kaito grinned "Teme is dating Kiki!"
"What are you talking about, Kaito-baka?" Hanako hissed
"It is true, Nara." Daiki finally spoke up after not being able to retain his frustration. "Now get off."
"Hmph." Hanako huffed angrily and crossed her arms.
"You win for now, yajuu, but the moment you take your eyes off him I'll steal him away." Hanako smirked.
"Bring it, gaki." Kiki sneered back at her.
Stare.
Stare.
And the stare-down begun. Kaito and Chihiro stifled their laughter at the situation while Daiki glared at them both.
Suddenly…
"Yajuu-chan!" Hanako grinned
"Gaki-chan!" Kiki chirped back
Both girls burst in laughter, holding their stomachs. Ten-Ten and Ino shared knowing looks while the other chunin had a completely lost look.
"Okay, what the heck is going on here?" Kaito asked, interrupting the girls.
"Yeah, one minute you're fighting and the next you are both acting as if you are the best friends ever." Chihiro said cluelessly.
Hanako swung an arm lazily around Kiki's shoulders while Kiki grinned sheepishly.
"Tell them, yajuu."
"Well, you see guys. Me and Hanako have been friends for so long and nearly rivals like Daiki-kun and Kaito." Kiki explained.
"Yeah, we even fought over Daiki-kun!" Hanako chirped.
Kiki blushed in embarrassment and glared at Hanako. Hanako blinked and slowly took her arm away from Kiki.
"What?"
Kiki glared and purposely avoided the smirk Daiki sent her.
"Ohhhh…" Hanako said in realization. "…Daiki didn't… know…did he?"
Kiki's glare intensified with every word Hanako spoke and slowly nodded her head. Daiki's smirk grew as the conversation went on. Chihiro and Kaito grinned knowingly at each other.
"Heh Heh." Hanako chuckled nervously and scratched the back of her head. "Gomen?"
Kiki's eye twitched and was about to unleash her wrath when…
"Troublesome sister. What did you do know?" yawned a boy their age who stood lazily at the door with his arms crossed and leaning against the frame.
"Keiji-kun?" asked Kiki
Daiki twitched at the honorific.
There stood a brunette with spiky hair in a short ponytail. He had his hitae-ate wrapped around his upper arm and wore a shoulder sleeve fishnet top with a sleeveless black jacket over it and wore the same pants as Shikamaru in the time skip. He had a small twig between his lips and his hands were lazily shoved in his pockets, he also had sky blue eyes.
Both Daiki and Keiji shared a stare-down before Keiji looked away to look up at the clouds. Daiki twitched at the rejection of a challenge.
Ten-Ten and Ino watched the Chunnin curiously.
"SASUKE-KUN!!!" A feminine screech came from inside.
"Kaa-san?" quizzed the Uchiha twins as they looked at the Nara compound curiously
"Hnnn…" a male voice said seductively
"Tou-san?" Daiki blinked and reached for the door.
"NO!" Ino yelled and blocked the door with both her hands stretched out while Ten-Ten slammed it shut.
"But we just heard – "
"SASUKE-TEME, GET OFF OF SAKURA-CHAN YOU HORNY BASTARD!" a loud male voice yelled from inside.
Daiki and Chihiro's eyes turned wide. Ino and Ten-Ten looked nervously at them with a smile but inwardly it was a different story.
'That stupid baka is so loud! Doesn't he recognize the kids' chakra signatures?' Ino inwardly growled.
'This isn't good! What would I tell Sakura-chan and Sasuke?!' Ten-Ten nearly panicked
"Naruto-kun, keep it down. The kids are close and they could hear – "
CRASH!
Ino's eye twitched.
'That better not be the good vase' she thought
Kaito looked at the door and curiously narrowed his eyes.
"Tou-san? Kaa-san?" He asked bewildered
SPLASH!!!
The chunin all looked at the door in wonder as they heard the sound of water splashing against something.
"Eh heh heh. Isn't it time for you guys to go now?" Ten-Ten asked nervously.
And so I've finally inroduced the Nara kids! Later on I'll bring Neji and Shikamaru! Oh and guys I'm thinking of bring Sai and Temari in, should I? And if I do they're gonna have kids so who should Sai's wife and Temari's husband be? Because I'm thinking of using thier kids in the fic.
Or maybe not because it's too complicated...
GAH! I can't decide! Plz help me via PM or review!
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