A/N: Okay don't kill me. Arg so what its only like…. 657483956 days late. I know I told a few of you I was updating like the next day but guess what? I lied to us all, even myself! I personally feel this chapter could have been better. Sorry for any mistakes its like 2:36AM and I don't feel like proof reading.

You'll all live!

You all owe a special thanks to my biffle Jodi for keeping on my ass about this damn chappie! Hahahaha muah Jojo! ILY!

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Disclaimer: Twilight is not my possession…… yet. Hehehe

BPOV:

"Let's get down to business" she said as we walked to my room.

She opened my door and plopped down on my bed. To be honest, I was surprised she still knew which room was mine. Alice hadn't been over to my house in almost two years. We had a health project that we we're partnered up for in freshman year.

"Alright Alice lets skip pleasantries and get to the point. You want my help and I can think of a way you can help me in turn."

Alice's face was shocked for a split second, but she quickly regained confidence.

"Okay, so is Jasper single?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Does he like anyone?"

"Yes."

"Do you know who he likes?"

"Yes."

"Bella this really isn't making much progress. You can't just give me one word answers. Its driving me crazy!"

I laughed at her annoyance. "I'm sorry Alice. Here's a break down. Jas is single he does like someone and I know who she is. Better?"

"Much. Now can you please tell me who he likes?"

"I can. But first I need to get something sorted here. If I tell you who h likes and help you out, you ultimately must do the same for moi. Deal or no deal?"

"Deal. Now tell meee." She was jumping on the bed at this point. Such impatience, tisk tisk.

"Okay. Well you see, it all stared on a Thursday afternoon in the small town called Forks and.."

"BELLA!" Alice threw one of my pillows at my head which I blocked must to her dismay.

"Alright, Jas likes you. He has for a while, but he is just way to shy to talk to you."

Alice's face lit up like the fourth of July. She shot up much like a firework too. Before I could tell what was happening she had me in a strong embrace.

Ugh, no hugs please.

I let her hug me for a few more seconds before I couldn't breathe. In an attempt to get some air I put my hands on her shoulders and tried to pry her off of me.

"Alice. Can't. Breathe." I managed to wheeze out.

"Oh, sorry Bella." She said with an apologetic smile and let go.

I took a dramatic breath of air in like I had just emerged from the bottom of the deep end of a swimming pool. Alice rolled her eyes at my action.

"Well, my dear Alice, its time to help good ole Bella here."

"Mkay. So how can I help you? Does this involve a boy?"

"Yes it involves a boy." I replied.

"Do I know this boy you speak of?"

I nodded my head in response.

"Well can I get his name then?"

I suddenly found my floor very interesting, but answered her nonetheless.

"There is a good chance his name is Edward" I mumbled.

"Bella stop mumbling."

With my head still down I repeated myself, "I said it might be Edward."

Alice burst into a fit of giggles. I hadn't realized how embarrassing it would be to admit to your crush's sister that you needed help to ask them out. Hmmmm, well when I think of it like that it sounds kind of pathetic. Now my face has to be fifty shades of red. Niiiiice.

"Look Alice, you don't have to help me. I understand that this is weird for you."

Alice instantly sobered up and looked at me. "No Bella. I'm going to help you. I just always you two would be a good couple and the way you were so shy when you said it. I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry."

"Wait, you thought we would be a good couple?" I had an odd look on my face, but its not every day you hear something like that from your crush's sister, right?

"Well yeah. I mean you two are like the same person its crazy. I've known you since middle school, and, well, I've known Edward since the day I was born. You both are stubborn, cocky, smart, shy, and perfect for each other."

"Well I disagree. You and Jasper are perfect for each other. You both like each other and your personalities would compliment each other well."

Alice blushed at this which made me smile because Jesus H. Christ I don't wanna be the only one blushing here.

"Oh silly Bella you and Edward will make the perfect couple. And I fully intending on helping you." She stated simply.

Now I wouldn't have thought much of her statement. But one thing she said scared the shit out of me. Well more the way she said it. She took the simple and innocent word help and said it like some diabolical code word.

"Uhh, Alice, what do you mean by 'help'?"

She rolled her eyes at me. "I'm giving you a makeover" she said matter of factly.

I almost regretted asking for help. Well my definition of help not Alice's. But the keyword being almost. Why do I torture myself like this?

I let out a big sigh.

"Ohkay Alice. This makeover nonsense better fucking work. And if you put that makeup crap on me don't get that foundation shit on my stuff. It looks like dirt when it gets smeared everywhere."

"mkay."

"Oh! And I better not look like a cheap whore when you're done either. I'll fucking kill you if I have clown makeup!"

Alice rolled her eyes for the fiftieth time and I braced myself for the anguish that is a makeover.