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A/N: Happy Valentine's Day every one!!! I updating quicker now. (crowd cheers) in the next couple days I will get up Who's The Red Head? Which is Riley's story. One of my reviewers gave me a great idea for this chapter thank you mia3692. it turned out to be quite funny I hope you like it. I must thank my reviewers: Hollie, friend, mia3692, and crimsonstripe. I give you guys electronic hugs.

Chapter 10: Victoria secret!

We drove to Seattle in silence towards one of my worst nightmares, Victoria Secret.

We arrived at Victoria Secret. There was a car in the parking lot that I recognizedbut couldn't put a name on it. Alice dragged me to the store despite my cries. She let me go at the entrance so I could walk in like a normal 18 year old going to find lingerie for my wedding night with my 106 year old vampire fiancé. Who may or may not kill me. I rolled my eyes and walked into the store. I stopped as I watch Alice and Rosalie grabbing stuff of the racks like insane people. They stop in front of me and handed me two huge piles of clothing . I almost toppled over with the weight. It was just Bras, panties, and sexy night gowns. I waddled over to the dressing room. I barely survived putting on the first super complicated outfit. I walked out to look at the mirror only to find some self centered person with a bad hair cut hogging it, Lauren! I blushed and tried to run but I heard a high annoying voice.

"Bella!" Lauren called. God, Why me?

"Lauren!" I said in the same high voice. "What brings you here?"

"I have a sexy night with Mike Newton." I gagged. I had a flash back to the kiss in the meadow. "What brings you here?"

"Alice Cullen and Rosalie Hale are helping me find lingerie for my wedding night." I didn't tell her who. She will know.

"Who are you marrying?" She was so dumb.

"My two year boyfriend, Edward Cullen."

"Have a kid going to ruin your figure, Bella."

"I'M NOT PREGNANT! I'M STILL A FREAKING VIRGIN, LAUREN!" I yelled every one turn to look. My face got hot. " Why does every one think I'm marrying Edward because I'm pregnant which I'm not!"

"Oh." Lauren's only word.

"Why are you with Mike?" I asked trying not to gagged again.

"I love him. So I let him have me."

"Slut." I mumbled under my breath.

"What was that, Bella?"

"Oh nothing."

"Well, I think Mike hasn't gotten over you because he always mumbled your name in bed." I started chocking and gagging

"What?!" I chocked out. I got a very, very bad mental picture.

"Hey, when you get to Edward I'm sure he'll be mumbling my name in bed." I burst out laughing I hit the floor and tears falling down my face.

"Are you insane?" I managed to get out. " didn't Jessica tell you Edward's message."

"No, She's been spending all her time in la push with Jacob black.'

"You're way to self centered for Edward!" I got off the floor. She huffed a way to her dressing room. I walked back to mine to find no clothes in there except the one I came in with. I changed and walked out to find Alice getting hand 10 Victoria secret bags. I walked up in complete shock.

"I knew which ones you were going to picks so I bought them for you." Alice stated as she danced out of the store Rosalie snickered.

"What?" I asked

"Bella, oh Bella, Bella!" she said in Mikes exact voice. The mental picture came back , and I stared to gag Alice and Rosalie laughed as we walked to car. I need to talk to Edward about therapy I think I need it after today. We got back to the Porsche and I was crammed in with all the bags.

"So home now right?" I asked can't wait to be with Edward.

"No. we have to get props." Rosalie answered.

"We're going to…to…"

" yes, Bella we're going to a sex store." I will defiantly need therapy and I as scared very scared.

"no, no ,no way! I'm not going in there!." I scream ducking in to the pile of bags.

"Your not, Bella. Edward would kill us. Your going out to be in here." Alice said. Yes!!!!!!!!!!

Two hours later…

Need water! Need Food! I had my face against the window in the Porsche. Alice and Rosalie finally got back! But with like 15 bags for me alone. Edward might need therapy too. Alice threw me a water bottle. Yes! I chugged it. We drove back home. I ran to Edward and hugged him tight.

"Hey, love." he said.

"Hi!"

"Are you ok?"

" I think I need therapy!" I stated he looked at me with his eyebrow raised in confusion.

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