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A/N: Happy Presidents Day!! I'm updating soon. (coward cheers again.) Because I have no school. Yah!! You guys really like the last chapter. I made this one funny. The wedding will be in here in the next few chapters most like chapter 15 but not sure. I'm going to thank my reviewers, twylghtlur, ginnylookalike42, edwardxbella-for-ever, mia3692, vampiregirl12, xxtaylorcxx, crimsonstripe. Thank you. You're awesome!
Chapter 11: Episcopalian, Who?
" I think I need therapy!" I stated he looked at me with his eyebrow raised in confusion.
"Alice and Rosalie may want to kill me." I explained, pointing to the bags they we're bringing in. He laughed.
"Is that all?"
"that's not the half of it." I sighed. He pulled me to the couch, and covering us with a blanket.
"Tell me so I can figure out if you need therapy." he said in that wonderful velvet voice.
"It's a long story." I said hanging my head when I remembered what happened.
"I have eternity he said raising my chin.
"Ok. It's you funeral." I mumbled. "Well, we drove to Victoria Secret. Where I ran into Lauren. She was getting lingerie for her night with Mike. I found out that Mike mumbles my name in bed. She said when we try you will mumble her name in bed. I confess I was a virgin to the whole store. Alice brought me like the whole store. Then we left and Rosalie mimicked Mike voice making me gag. We went to a sex shop and I stayed in the car as they shopped . I stayed in there for two hours. My face pressed against the wall mumbling about needing food and water and that's about it."
"I don't think you need therapy ."
"You didn't get a mental image of Mike and Lauren having sex and Mike mumbling my name. you've never kissed mike."
"I think the last part is a lie."
"What?!"
"It was a day at school Emmett pushed me and I ran into Mike. Our lips meet touched he pulled me closer and tried to get his tongue in my mouth. It was the worst thing in the world." I burst out laughing. Emmett walked down the stairs snickering. " I'm sure he was gay before you came to forks."
It's been a week since the shopping trip. I didn't get therapy. There has been a thought going through my head. What church are we getting married too. I know Renee has had me baptized in almost every christen church. I'm kind of afraid of water when my head is held under it.
"Edward?" I asked while we watched TV.
"Yes?"
"What Religion are you?"
"Ummm…Episcopalian." (my religion!)
"Who?"
"Episcopalian, it a form of Christianity ." oh crap. That's one religion Renee didn't get to. Great another baptism. I shudder at the memory of the last Church. Edward looked at me.
"So, we're getting married in the Episcopalian church."
"No, I thought we would get married in your church." he said. I was about to open my mouth when Alice yelled from upstairs.
"she not religious, We're getting married in the Episcopalian church." Edward and I looked at each other.
"We're?" we asked in unison.
"You." Alice yelled.
"Isn't Emmett the priest." I asked only Edward.
"No! not a good Idea." Alice yelled.
"Hey!" Emmett yelled. I heard mumbling and a huge crash.
"My closet" Rosalie yelled. I couldn't help but laugh when I heard Emmett begging and Alice say 'no not my credit cards'.
"Are you sure you want to be in this family forever" He asked.
"Yes. If you're there." I said as he nuzzled my neck. "We're still having the wedding her, right?"
"Yes. Edward finally got to say. "Too much wedding planning we'll talk to Alice tomorrow."
"That sound's wonderful." Emmett and Alice came running down stairs with Rosalie coming after them with at high heel in her hand.
"What was that?" I asked Edward.
"No clue." He said back. Jasper came walking in with his nose in a book.
"What are you reading?" I asked Jasper.
"Wuthering heights. It's one of the best books I've read." Edward groaned, I smiled smugly.
"That's what I think too." Emmett, Alice and Rosalie came running though the living room.
"What's up with them?" Jasper asked, Edward and I just shrugged .
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