Troy Bolton stared at his plate. He sat in the middle of the cafeteria waiting for his friends to appear. He brushed the blond hair out of his bright blue eyes as he stared at his plate.
"What the hell is that?" Chad Danforth asked sitting down next to Troy.
"I'm guessing it's a UFO," Troy replied.
"What's a UFO?" Taylor McKessie asked, sitting down next to her boyfriend Chad.
"Apparently that thing that's on Troy's plate," Chad said.
"Hey," Gabriella Montez smiled sliding down onto the seat next to Troy. She kissed him gently before she caught sight of what was on Troy's plate. "What is that supposed to be?"
"A UFO," Troy said.
"Sorry?" Gabriella looked confused.
"Hey, what's up?" Zeke Baylor asked sitting down at the table.
"Hey, Zeke," Troy grinned. "Do you want some UFO?"
"Do I want some what?" Zeke asked.
"Do you want some UFO?" Troy asked pushing his plate towards Zeke.
"What's going on?" Sharpay Evans asked as she sat down at the table with her brother Ryan and his girlfriend Kelsi Nielsen.
"Troy's acting weird," Zeke informed.
"I am not," Troy protested. "Saying that this stuff is a UFO does not mean that I'm acting weird."
"Troy, how is this a UFO?" Ryan asked.
"Yeah, it's one thing which does not look anything like a UFO," Kelsi said.
She was right. The brown fried thing on Troy's plate did not look like a UFO.
"Are you kidding?" Troy asked. "It is a UFO."
"Troy, are you feeling alright?" Gabriella asked. "You're acting really strange."
"I'm fine," Troy insisted as Jason Cross sat down.
"What are you guys talking about?" he asked.
"Troy's so called UFO," Chad said.
"What?" Jason asked.
"You won't get it," Sharpay said. "You're always confused. This will make you even more confused."
"Try me!" Jason said.
"According to Troy, this is a UFO," Kelsi said pushing the plate towards Jason.
"And?" Jason asked.
"We're trying to tell him that this looks nothing like a UFO," Ryan said.
"Are you kidding me?" Jason asked. "That is a UFO."
"What?" everyone at the table except Troy asked him.
"Thank you, Jason," Troy said.
"You guys are idiots," Jason said.
"Maybe you two should visit the nurse," Gabriella said.
"No, you should," Troy said. "Can't you see it looks just like a UFO?"
"Wait a second," Taylor said. "Are we talking about the same UFO here?"
"Depends," Jason said. "What UFO are you guys talking about?"
"The Unidentified Flying Object," Zeke replied. "Isn't that what you are talking about?"
"Nope," Troy said shaking his head, coolly. "That's not what we're talking about, right, Jason?"
"Right," Jason agreed.
"Then, what are you guys talking about?" Gabriella asked.
"The Unidentified Fried Object!" Troy and Jason exclaimed in unison. "Duh!"
A/N A really pointless oneshot. I just felt like writing this. I've had this in my mind for a really long time, but, I just haven't been able to write it. Now, it's like half past one in the morning and I got really bored, just now. LOL. Anyway, hope you guys like it. Review!"