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I promise that Mike will in fact be tortured in this chapter! I promised Edward, and my readers!
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Alice's POV:
Oh my god I can't believe that Jasper wasn't watching Bella! Just you wait Jasper, about a thousand makeovers are coming your way! Hmmm, makeovers. Fun. Torture. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
"Alice, are you okay?" Edward asked warily.
"Yes." Except for the fact that you are RUINING my evil mood! Taste the evil Edward, TASTE IT! No wait, Edward can't tell.
Taste the evil Jasper! TASTE IT!
Then I had an idea. And I can get some evil out of it too.
"Hey Edward didn't you say that Bella was with another person? We can track him!" Edward lept to his feet.
"Thats a wonderful idea Alice!"
"And we can torture him too!" I added.
"Okay, as long as you don't kill him." He shuddered. "I remember the last time you did that..."
"Deal."
Hooray! It's torture time!
Jasper's POV:
Aaaah! The different moods in this room is just so overwhelming! Carlisle is just standing around feeling a little nervous, Edward is just plain painful, and I think Alice is planning something evil. She's cackling like a witch.
Never anger a vampire who's cackling like a witch, especially if its your wife.
Anyways, I admit it was completely my fault that Bella's missing. Paper Mario can be quite addicting. Its a good thing we have a whol stash of Wii remotes in our cupboard, being a vampire, you tend to break things a lot.
But what I can't believe is how she got all the way into wolf territory. Thats nearly 30 miles from here! Did she get a ride from somebody? Edward couldn't smell that. Either way, damn that girl can run!
"Also everyone." Carlisle said. "I'd rather stay home while you investigate. Bella may come back."
"Okay, thats fine." We said.
"Jasper Whitlock! Get you're ass over here, I'm mad at you already, so if I were you I better run pretty quick!"
Uh oh. The witch calls. Better move that ass!
Edward's POV:
We went outside and I again ran into the familiar (but faded) Bella scent, and then the weird pickle scent. After sniffing a couple times, I realized who that person was.
And I wasn't happy about it.
The next couple sentences are blocked out for the readers protection.
"Damn that womanizing who Bella needs to what is that sorry excuse for a "
"NEWTON!"
"Oh god is that who that person was?" Alice asked. "No wonder he smelled so bad."
"Whoa, calm down Edward."
I was immediatly calm, but more or less, still angry. Alice held me back, afraid I was going to run into the woods.
Jesus Ed, don't have a heart attack!
Jasper was thinking of something totally unrelated.
When I grow up I wanna be in movies, be careful what you wish for, cuz' you just might get it, you just might get it...
What was WRONG with the world?
"Jasper? What are you doing?" "Oh, thats how I calm someone down, by singing that song. It helps me narrow my focus."
"The Pussycat Dolls help you narrow your focus?" "Yes."
Today proved to be the most bizzare day in my entire enternity so far.
Bella's POV:
Oh good grief, darkness again! But this time, I was actually dreaming. I was stuffed inside a jar of pickles and two boys were arguing before me. The one who claimed he was a , something, earlier, and another devishly handsome man who had the strangest eyes I've ever seen.
His eyes were yellow.
And in the corner there was this other girl, a short haired pixie resembled girl also with yellow eyes, in a cheerleaders uniform.
"Gooooo vampires! GO! GO! GO!"
Then that awful boy Mike Newton came, picked up my jar, and carried me away, laughing manically.
"What are you doing!" I yelled to the others "I'm being kidnaped! Help me!"
My efforts were futile. They couldn't even hear me inside this stupid jar!
Then Mike reached and grabbed me from the jar, and I didn't realize how big he was! He was like a giant!
I felt myself getting smaller and smaller, then younger and younger, until I was a baby.
I couldn't even talk.
I started unvoluntarilly bawling until someone snatched me from Mike's hand and dragged me higher into the air. My puny arms flailed uselessly.
The person who captured me this time had red eyes, dark and scary. He had papery skin and long flowing black hair.
I asked "Who are you?" But it came out as more of a "Oo reatk ooey?" Then I started crying again.
"I've got you now Bella." He said. He put his lips to my neck and...
Jacob's POV:
Bella didn't know I was a werewolf. She simply didn't know. The look of shock in her eyes proved that she didn't know anything, anything!
What hapened to her?
But I passed the time while she slept listening to her talk in her sleep. She made a lot of random, but funny, sentences like
"Jacob, Edward stop fighting over the pickles..."
"Go Alice, go!"
"Get me out of this stupid jar!"
"Mike get off of me!"
At this point she started bawling like a three year old and her talking suddenly aged backwards. I started laughing like an imbecile.
"Mommy! Where's my lunchbox?"
"Its barbie play time..."
"Oo reatk ooey?"
All of a sudden, her face contorted in fear. She screamed and flailed her legs like a fish out of water. She actually looked like she was in pain. I felt so helpless.
She screamed
"THE VOLTURI!"
And her eyes flew open.
Bella's POV:
I woke up with a start, panting. I momentarilly forgot where I was, then remembered I was in the woods. I looked at my hand, it returned to normal size, which proved I wasn't a baby anymore.
Just because I wasn't a baby didn't mean I felt like one.
I felt like the biggest coward alive. My breaths were sharp, my legs were pinned to my chest.
Then I looked into the eyes of the boy next to me.
"Aaaaaaah! Its you!" I staggered backwards, and he just smirked at me.
"Wakey, wakey Bella." He smiled.
"Wait, isn't my name Izzy?" I asked.
His brow furrowed.
"Izzy? Since when did anyone call you Izzy?" Ah. This meant that he knew me too. He seemed relatively nicer than that Mike guy, and I felt like this other me trusted him.
"Well this may sound, strange, but I don't know who you are. I don't know who anyone in this damned world is!"
I laughed.
"And then you show up in this weirdo wolf body and attack me! I have no idea what's going on and I feel like a little kid!"
"Oh, so that would explain the talking." He started laughing hysterically.
"What are you talking about?" I tried to say menacingly.
"You don't want to know." He grinned. He liked the fact that he was annoying me.
"What are you talking about, you...person??" I spat out.
"Well did you know you talk in your sleep, oh wait you don't know that. Well anyways you were talking about Playtime Barbie and something like that." He cracked up.
I've never felt more mortified in all my life.
"I'm leaving!" I snapped, not because I wanted to, but because I wanted to regain whatever little pride I had left.
"No wait! Come back!" The boy begged.
"Why should I?" I challenged.
"Still stubborn..." He muttered and shook his head.
"You probablly don't remember me, but I'm Jacob Black. I have a sworn life long servitude to you as of a couple weeks ago, and I'm your best friend/best man." He explained.
"Wait, best man? I'm married?" I said flabbergasted. Oh I hope I didn't marry that Mike Newton! And, me, married? I had a feeling I was a little too young to be married, plus marriage didn't really appeal to me.
"Not yet. You are, unfortunately for me, engaged."
I sighed in relief, it wasn't too late to call off the wedding. But this also meant that Jacob had feelings for me. And this other girl already knew that.
"Who's the lucky guy?" I joked. Maybe it wasn't Mike. Maybe it was someone else.
"You don't know?" Jacob looked shocked. "But you were talking about him in your dream! You said his name like ten times!"
"Oh no! Does that mean I'm really in love with Mike Newton! Nooooo!" I sank to the ground in terror that I had horrible taste in men.
"Who the hell is Mike Newton?" Jacob demanded.
"He's my fiancee, right?" I asked, but couldn't hide my glee. If my best man didn't know who he was, then surely I wasn't marrying him. That also meant that he wasn't my boyfriend either.
"Bella where did you get that idea? And also, why all of the sudden, do you go by Izzy now?"
I sighed and started from the beginning. I woke up in a strange house, then Mike told me I was his girlfriend, then he pretty much assaulted me, so I ran all the way here, then I saw...
I stopped.
"Wait a minute! How come you aren't explaining the werewolf thing to me? Wait, huh? My best friends a frickn werewolf! I've never been more confused in my life! But I wouldn't know that because I have amnesia! Holy crow! My best friends a WEREWOLF!" I ended my rant.
Jacob looked at me, his eyes filled with grief.
"Are you scared of me Bella? Be honest."
"Huh? No! I"m just confused." I assured him.
"And you suprised me." I added.
He sighed in relief.
"So tell me. Now." I commanded.
"Are you sure Bella? Maybe we should wait a little bit."
"Jacob Black, tell me!" I practically yelled.
"Well I suppose we should begin by telling you who you're fiancee is."
My heart fluttered.
"On September 31st, you'll be married to Edward Cullen. And he's a vampire." He added.
I fainted again.
Jacob's POV:
You could say that I am very pissed at Bella right now. She fainted, again! This is the girl who is attracted to vampires and werewolfs, was nearly killed (I cringed at the thought) twice, and she feints!
This wasn't Bella. This was some sort of new, weak Bella. Not the Bella who begged me to ride a motorcycle with.
I wonder if she would faint at the sight of a motorcycle.
The good news was, she still had a chance to regain her memories. She remembered Edward, and even that future-seeing bloodsucker Alice, in her dreams. Her memories were probablly buried somewhere.
"Charlie, don't put Edward in the chicken pot pie." She murmurred.
I chuckled, and listened to her dreams.
Edward's POV:
I was very angry at the Port Angeles mall right now.
Of course Alice, on our way to torture the vile Mike Newton I might add, just had to see a flyer for a arts festival at the mall. With clothes, hand made jewlrey, and purses! Yay. Sounds like fun, right?
Well I'm not Alice so Jasper and I were dragged, by force to this festival, and we even had to wait in about two hours of traffic! Alice kept thinking things like
If there's so many people then this has to be a really major festival! I wonder if I brought enough credit cards...
Meanwhile, Jasper was listening to the radio, and singing along silently to Elton John.
This went on for about another hour until we got there.
When we finally WERE there, I was in a sour mood.
"Bella please don't make me go in there!" I begged.
"You can do something else you know, Edward." She smiled.
"Anything."
"Jasper you might want to try that new trick on Edward now." She smirked.
I tried reading her thoughts. All I got was God Bless America in french, which made no sense because I wasn't sure they recited God Bless America in France.
Dieu bénisse l'Amérique,
Terre que j'aime.
À côté de son stand, et son guide
Grâce à la nuit avec une lumière d'en haut.
Depuis les montagnes, aux prairies,
Pour les océans, blanc avec de la mousse
Dieu bénisse l'Amérique!
(ME: Sorry if it was a bad translation, correct me if I'm wrong!)
Uh oh, this was not good.
I heard Jasper's thoughts singing
Hey hey you you! I don't like your girlfriend! Hey hey you you I think you need a new one...
Suddenly, I felt lathergic, and for the first time in a long time, tired. But because I couldn't sleep I just felt really tired. My head fell limply to the side of the car.
I faintly saw Alice and Jasper leave me, half comatose, inside the car. It was extremely dull, I couldn't move, or speak. I could barely think long sentences, I was so exhausted.
Finally, Alice and Jasper came back, and Jasper restored my energy.
"ALICE!! What the hell was that??"
"Alice suggested it one night, I've never tried it before. It will definently come to use again one day." Jasper said.
I cursed silently under my breath.
This entire scenario took about five hours, and another hour to get back to Forks.
Bella's been gone nine hours so far.
I am so worried.
Finally, however, I was nurtured to the sound of Mike Newton, screaming, as we hung him by his underwear at the top of his roof. He was blubbering like a child.
"Where is Bella??" Alice hissed.
"Buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbella? MOMMMY!" He shrieked.
"Alice, you can torture him later. He can't talk when he's in pain." I said.
"Fine." Alice growled, and set him to his feet.
"Where is she? We know you were with her!"
"I could report this to the cops you know!" He exlaimed.
Alice smiled.
"No one will believe you."
Oh yes they will! The Cullen's are gonna geeeeet it!
Stupid Mike.
"Do you want us to do it again?" I asked.
"No! NO! Anything but that!" He pleaded.
"Tell me where is Bella and we won't hurt you." I said.
"Fine! I'll tell you!" He smirked. But I already heard what he was going to say before he said it.
Bella has amnesia, she was stumbling around in the woods when I found her. I told her I was her boyfriend, and she was happy to believe me. We even tried to do it in the woods. But then she had to get some things for it, because I'm a gentleman, and drove off. She's going to meet me here soon. He added smugly.
I fell to the ground in despair. Bella doesn't remember me, and she thinks she loves Mike! I don't believe she did anything with him, but I could tell that Mike definently told her that he was her boyfriend.
She didn't love me anymore.
"Alice!" I called. "Give Mike the worse torture you can imagine!"
"Yes sir!" She said, a little too happilly, and we heard his shrieks as me and Jasper ran into the woods.
How could anyone stoop so low? Oh wait, he was simply vile. And he left me heartbroken, without the love of my life.
"We're on a rescue mission Jasper." I said, and we ran back to the house, in hopes that Carlisle knows what we are up against.
I am very proud of this chapter! I LOVE it! And here is a detailed list of the things Alice did to Mike.
Dyed his hair pink
Destroyed his room
Shaved his legs
Stuffed him in a pink bikini
Took him to the mall, in his attire
She took pictures of him, and sold them to who knows who
Gave him another "ultimate wedgie"
Brought him to Alice's good friend, Lily, to have his two front teeth removed
Exc. Exc.
See you next time!
-Lil