Chapter Five!
Last time in Alice's Closet, Bella and Jacob had a little talk and she uncovered some clues of her life. Edward and Alice hunted down Mike, and Alice had a fun time torturing the mere human. Meanwhile Jasper figured out a new element to his power, he can make any vampire feel "tired" and put them into a coma-like state! :)
A LITTLE TEASER:
So here comes chappie five, the chapter that will put all of these relationships to the test! Will Bella finally unlock her memories? Will Edward and Bella finally meet, in person? What will Mike do to make Bella love him? And why is Emmett in a Chicken Suit?
Find out, later tonight! :D
Yeah yeah I'm totally evil, I have the chapter done, but I'm going to make all of you wait because I have to do my homework. My best friend Jane gave me this fabulous idea.
Jane: It was taught during my Masters education in torture! Aro made me take it, and then I killed the professor after the first semester!
ME: Why?
Jane: Because he only gave me an A. I sooo deserve an A plus!
ME: Do you think the infamous Volturi might show up in the next chapter?
Jane: They just might Lily, they just might.
ME: And remember to tune in later tonight!
Jane: Or we'll find you!
ME: Bwhahahahahahah! Oh and one more thing, stay tuned for the next chapters of Dare, or Punishment and The Book Of Jane.
Jane: And coming up soon, will be The Institution.
ME: Following a world where the government BANNED Twilight! Le gasp! And all teenagers who are obsessed with it must go to The Institution to be cured of their obsession!
Jane: But what will happen when a group of girls decide to revolt...
ME: By traveling to Forks to seek supernatural help...
Jane: And to find proof that Twilight isn't just a work of fiction?
ME: Thanks for reading this little chapter, and stay tuned for the newest chapter tonight!
Jane: MWAHAHAHAHA!
ME: MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Both Together: AND IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER TO CHECK IN...
Jane: I'll torture you!
Alice: I'll hold you hostage!
ME: And I'll...ummm...I'm not good at this torture stuff! Oh wait, I've got one! I'LL END THE STORY IF I DON'T GET ENOUGH REVIEWS!
ME: Bye bye everyone! :D
And remember, being evil is fun!