Updates! Updates!
Sorry but this is not a new chapter, its just a page for story updates! )
Alice's Closet will be updated in a couple days. So far in the story Bella has a new symptom (A huge thanks to my top regular Emolicious Angel who has reviewed through the entire story! Hugs for everyone else who reviewed as well!)
The Book Of Jane will be updated today! HOORAY! D
Dare or Punishment may be put on hiatus, please message me for your opinion on this!
I also wrote a new story The Third Candidate where Alice runs for president along with Obama and Mccain! I didn't get a lot of reviews for it, and since this is my most popular story...now you know! D Hilarity is a guarantee!
I am half way finished with The Institution which will enter FanFiction as a completed story!
Thanks for checking out my updates page, and thank you so much for reading!
EDWARD FANS UNITE!
And now for a little random chit chat with my good friends Alice, and Jane!
Crowd cheers
ME: So guys what's up
Jane: Nothing much surfing Fan Fiction, torturing random vampires, the usual.
Alice: I'm planning a party for Bella! (Thunder booms in the distance)
ME: I feel extremely sorry for Bella, but I love parties! Do I get an invite?
Alice: Of course!
Jane: What about me?
Alice: Ummm, look Aro!
Jane: WHERE!?
Alice: Runs away
ME: Noooo Alice come back!
Jane: Hmph thats rude
Alice: Runs back in carrying Edward Here! He's my replacement! Bye! Runs away again
Edward: Hello
ME: Humna humna humna humna
Crowd swoons
Edward: Are you going to do that every time I talk to you?
ME: Yes.
Jane: I don't understand his appeal myself, he's not that attractive.
ME: Shock Oh no you didn't!
Fangirl: Bite me!
Jane: Grins
Fangirl: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Rolls around on floor in pain
ME: Jane! What did I tell you?
Jane: Grumbles Torturing is rude and wrong...
ME: Good girl.
Edward: Wow. How long have you two been friends? Crowd: Sighs while Edward speaks
Edward: WILL YOU STOP SIGHING??
Fangirl2: Oh my god! He's losing his temper! That's so sexy!
Fangirl3: I wish I were Bella...
Jane: Actually Lil, I gotta go, I have an "appointment" with a misbehaving vampire.
Edward: Me too, but I have a date with my Bella.
ME: Oh okay! Have fun!
Both: Bye
CROWD: NOOO! EDAWRD DON'T LEAVE!
ME: Calm down people!
Fangirl4: Nooo! He like left me broken hearted
Fanguy: I wanted to kiss Jane goodbye
Fangirl5: Sigh.
ME: Okaaay...
Fangirl: Wait don't you know Edward's cell phone number?
Crowd waits in anticipation
ME: Steps back Um, maybe...
Crowd: Get her!
ME: AAH! WELL THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY, BYE! Runs away TUNE INTO UPDATES SOON!