Chapter Nine

Because I'm nice, I made a short chapter with no cliff hanger. Woohooh! Shout outs to Trricia and Kaname Chan who helped me make this decision! Lets get it started in here!

Stephenie: And I own Twilight!

Ninjas: Huaaaaaa! Kidnaps Stephenie!

ME: Thank you ninjas! And now I have full custody of all of the wonderful world of twilight!

Stephenie: Coughs No she doesn't Coughs

Jane's POV

I was exceedingly happy that Aro let me handle this mission, and it was a solo mission too! Aro will be so pleased! I used to be Aro's favorite talent. But then he had so much interest in that Swan girl. How I hate her for stealing my Aro.

But Aro's "eyes and ears" said that Bella had some recent head injury that disabled her control of herself. The Volturi can control her. How amusing. I will make sure she does the most embarrassing things in front of Aro.

I was running to the Cullen's house when I saw a strange boy with pink hair. He was an ugly thing, but probablly attractive by human standards if it wasn't for the missing front teeth and his flashing neon hair. But he held no candle to vampire beauty.

The strangest thing was he was walking around and muttering "Must...destroy..Cullen's." Repeated over and over. He also said "Bella...love...we must...go to my bed...and..." His mind really was quite explicit.

So the pitiful human boy loved Swan (I refuse to call her by her first name) Aro taught us that jealousy and vengeance were the best medicine. Perhaps I could use him, then save him for a feast in the near future.

A short while later I noticed him waking, and rubbing his eyes.

"Ugh wear am I?" He muttered, his body swerving from side to side. Then his eyes widened as if he realized something.

He bawled "No!" And sobbed into the Earth.

He is probablly the most pathetic person I have ever encountered in all of my forever.

"Hello boy." I said, trying to get his attention.

He looked at me and flashed a very non attractive, toothless grin.

"Hey girlie. What do you need?"

Uh oh, Jane. Step awwwwaaaaaayyyyy from the pedophile. I stepped a good space backwards before I spoke again. The boy blinked as if he didn't notice.

"I need your assistance."

The strange pedophile leaned forward, trying to act seductive. I resisted the urge to flame him and concentrated on the rock that was under my foot. I crushed it easily.


"With what?"

I grinned a smile that dazzled the boy senseless. Beauty really did come in handy sometimes.

"Kidnapping Bella Swan."

Now I had his attention. It took him a full minute to mull it over (Brainless humanoid) before he finally responded.

"Why?"

I took a quick analysis. Since he loves Swan he probablly hates Edward. Any good Volturi guard would use that to his or her advantage.

"Because I hate Edward, I want him to die. And she is far better off with someone as...uniquely handsome...as you." I hissed through my teeth. The lie even sickened me!

He fell to his knees and kissed my hand. I comapred this to the way human food tastes in my mouth and found no difference.

"Honey, I'll do whatever you want."

And that was a sneek peek into Jane's brain. I hope you enjoyed it! R&R please! )