Author's Notes: Hola! A bit edited, so don't pay attention to what we wrote before. :D
[21:30 Jenn: I have a fish named Vaca
[21:30 Jenn: he is a blind lonely fish
[21:30 Swishy: he's anorexic
[21:30 Jenn: any takers?
[21:30 Jenn: he's orange and he needs a soulmate
[21:30 Swishy: nemo!
[21:30 Jenn: nemo is a dude
[21:31 Jenn: Vaca is a dude
[21:31 Swishy: they're gay, duh!
[21:31 Jenn: like Bill
[21:31 Swishy: Bill is as straight as you
[21:31 Swishy: so HAH
[21:31 Jenn: fine
[21:31 Swishy: I win
[21:31 Jenn: okay back to Vaca
[21:32 Jenn: he likes walks on the beach
[21:32 Jenn: and sunsets
[21:32 Swishy: and he likes to jump
[21:32 Jenn: yes
[21:32 Jenn: wait Vaca can't see
[21:32 Swishy: so?
[21:32 Jenn: well he wasn't born blind
[21:32 Jenn: I made him blind
[21:32 Swishy: fish abuser
[21:40 Jenn: so Vaca is looking for a soulmate
[21:40 Swishy: print out a picture of someone
[21:40 Swishy: like... some hot guy
[21:40 Jenn: his email is deFishbubblyfishtank.bubble
[21:42 Jenn: his number is 1800-JennsFishtank
[21:42 Jenn: wait no
[21:42 Swishy: extended address and emergency contact is SwizzlesGrill
[21:43 Swishy:
[21:43 Jenn: oh yeah
[21:44 Jenn: Vaca's favorite movie is Finding Nemo
[21:44 Jenn: or Jaws
[21:44 Swishy: haha
[21:45 Jenn: his favorite book (that he can't read anymore) is Rainbow Fish
[21:45 Jenn: he finds the fish kind of hot
[21:45 Swishy: cuz he's gay
[21:45 Jenn: he is pet friendly
[21:46 Swishy: unless you're a fish
[21:46 Jenn: Favorite song...
[21:46 Swishy: Don't Jump by Tokio Hotel
[21:46 Jenn: no
[21:46 Swishy: too bad he jumps all the time
[21:46 Swishy: he also likes Paramore (cuz Jenn does)
[21:46 Jenn: dude, I love Paramore and Fightstar
[21:46 Jenn: no
[21:46 Swishy: FINE
[21:46 Swishy: he likes Barney then!
[21:46 Jenn: what's that bubble bath song
[21:47 Swishy: rub a dub dub three men in a tub?
[21:47 Jenn: hahaha
[21:47 Jenn: yeah but he likes the fish version
[21:47 Jenn: three male fish in a tub
[21:47 Swishy: haha
[21:49 Jenn: Vaca is an Orange red Devil fish
[21:49 Jenn: Looking for guy fish
[21:49 Swishy: preferably originally male
[21:49 Swishy: trans gendered fish are a bit odd with him
[21:50 Jenn: hah
[21:50 Jenn: He is blind
[21:50 Swishy: but he thinks he's always seeing the light
[21:50 Swishy: (we think he's a bit on the suicidal side)
[21:50 Jenn: He likes the color well Rainbow though he would never know if you lie.
[21:51 Jenn: contact information is listed below
[21:51 Swishy: where ever below is
[21:51 Swishy: we're thinking its hell
[21:51 Jenn: below in the deep blue sea
[21:52 Jenn: get a clue Swishy
[21:52 Swishy: you mean UNDER the sea
[21:52 Swishy: I think you have banana lodged in your ear
[21:52 Swishy: yo noggin
[21:52 Jenn: haha
[21:52 Jenn: what noggin
[21:52 Swishy: exactly why the banana is there
[21:52 Jenn: like yours mine was never put in my head
Information:
Who: Vaca
Where: Bananas FishTank or SwizzlesGrill
When: Now
How:
Why: Cuz
What: What what?
Our notes: Hah, we rock. Oh and in the email there's supposed to be an at symbol in between defish and bubbly. But ff.n wouldn't let us put one. Just so we can save you a trip to Confusion Island.