Ways to Piss off Neji
1. Tell him that Gai- Sensei wants him to wear a green jump suit from now on
2. And a cape
3. Braid his hair
4. Add beads
5. Dare him to say 'Youth' in public
6. Make him say it enthusiastically
7. Hide a recorder behind your back
8. Play it for everyone
9. Tell TenTen he sings 'Carwash' while shampooing his hair in the shower
10. Have Hinata be your witness
11. Ask him if a hot guy had ever asked him out because they thought he was a chick
12. 'Accidentally' cut his hair
13. Tell him you thought he would like a free hair cut
14. Tell him Lord Harashi (Hinatas dad) arranged a marriage for him
15. And it's with Kankuro
16. Put a fish down his shirt
17. Slip some hot n spicy sauce in his drink
18. Give him leave in conditioner for his birthday
19. And a hair clip
20. And a gift card to Limited Too