Ways to Piss off Shino
1 Steal his glasses with your amazing ninja skills
2 If you suck as a ninja, or are just too lazy, get a pair just like his
3 Wear them ONLY around him
4 Hug him
5 Pat him on the head constantly
6 Ask him what his laugh REALLY sounds like
7 …Regret it
8 Suggest to the Hokage that he go on a mission as an 'Exterminator'
9 Ask him if his hair is naturally spiky
10 Or if its hair gel
11 Shove a cupcake in his face
12 Push him in a pool
13 Or, if you just aren't strong enough, poor a bucket of water on his head
14 Tell him Kiba said that in his spare him, Shino prances around in a pink, sparkly tutu and says "I may be a bug lover, but at least I'm a PRETTY bug lover!!"
15 And he says it to his stuffed Lady Bug Plushy
16 Watch Shino's eyebrow twitch uncontrollably
17 Ask him what would happen if you sprayed him with bug spray
18 If he doesn't answer (which, he probably wont) 'accidentally' spray him
19 Watch what happens
20 If he kneels over and dies…
21 RUN!!
22 … or blame it on 'Fate' (Neji?!)
It took me FOREVER to think up ones for Shino. I'll have a Poll for the next one, SO VOTE!!