Ways to Piss Lee/Gai Off
1. (Lee) Soak his 'Dry Clean Only' jump suite in water while he still has it on
2. Attempt to get the mental picture out of your head after seeing Lee in a wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too tight of suite
3. Call him whatever names are the opposite of 'Youthful' such as 'Fragile' and 'Weak'
4. Ask him why he stole Gaara's eyebrows
5. Tell him yellow is the new green
6. Neon yellow
7. With sparkles to add youthful-ness
8. Tell him 'gullible' is written on the ceiling
9. …slap your forehead when he doesn't get your 'select' brain humor
10. Tell him that Gaara hurt him out of love (my bro came up with that one)
11. Replace his weights with Styrofoam
12. (Gai) Give Lee sake
13. Ask him if hes having an affair with Lee (t'would explain things….)
14. Ask him if he used to model for Speedo (t'would explain de poses…)
15. Tell him that Lee now fallows Kakashi for his 'Coolness'
16. Ask him if he uses Crest Whitening Strips
17. Tape a 'Will Pose For Food' sign on his back
18. Ask him about the random sunsets
19. When he starts crying, say "I know, I (insert witty comment here), too."
20. Kick him where the sun don't shine
I had to do both of them since I really couldn't think of that many for Lee... but it still turned out okay, right? VOTE FOR DE NEXT ONE!!
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