Ways to Piss Off Gaara
Or
Ways to Insure Your Death
(you might want to right out a will before trying this out)
Gaara won the poll! Lucky him….
1. Read over his shoulder (if you can get that close)
2. "Make him watch a nature documentary
3. Put him on Opera
4. 'It's okay to feel sad…' said Mr. Rodgers
5. Watch all Hell break loose
6. Get him an anger management counselor
7. Furry, adorable kittens with bladder problems.
8. Let loose in house
9. Teach him to smile.
10. Slap him when he fails"
11. Perform a séance (try to summon ghosts) in his room involving a lock of Kankuro's hair and an angry possum.
12. When he asks you what the hell you're doing, glare at him and curse in Dutch.
13. Assume a few multiple personalities, such as a murderer of 3rd degree, an old lady working at McDonalds and a paralyzed cow
14. Tell him he should be grateful that Shukaku was sealed inside him after the raccoon got a nose job
15. Tell everyone that he has an obsession with plastic fruit
16. Delete all his songs on his IPod and download Barney and Sponge Bob
17. Take a cheese grater and shred mozzarella in his sock drawer
18. Spray him with one of those "Tan- in- a- Can" thingys
19. Get him a Baby Alive
21. When he asks if you're trying to hint at something, wink
22. Watch him scream and run away like a lunatic
23. Force feed him Temari's Meatloaf ( ACK! IT JUST MOVED!)
24. Breath
25. Exist
Ahhhh... that was fun, no? I'm making a new Poll.
Remember: 3 votes! AND PWEESE REVEIW!!
Wuv,
MusicAgainstTheHeart