Ways to Piss Off Kiba
1. Call him Dog-Boy
2. "Glue his mom to a wall
3. Create a clone of Shino and have him ride on a unicycle by Kiba's house two or three times"
4. While juggling Ino's bras (1)
5. Put Akamaru in a box and send him to Jamaica"
6. Sign him up to volunteer at a Seniors Center
7. Watch him call 'I- 42' while playing BINGO
8. Drop a bowling ball on his foot
9. Knock him out, bound and gag him, and throw him into the ball pool pit at Chuckee Cheese's"
10. Spray him with Pepper Spray every time he says "avocado"
11. Ask him if he uses K9 Advantix or Frontline Plus
12. Claim that Akamaru was humpping a park bench
13. Tie him to a chair and have him watch chick flicks for 48 hours nonstop
14. Paint Akamaru's nails bright purple
15. Tell him Shika did it
16. Prank call him
17. Tell him hoddies are so five minutes ago
18. Every time you finish a sentence, squat and say something COMPLETELY off topic
19. Put Post-It notes all over his house and label everything 'Mine!'
20. Throw a stick and see if he will react
22. Laugh when he leaps and catches it in his mouth
23. Laugh harder when he tries to make an excuse by saying it was 'instinct'
(1) I think I sniffed one too many scented markers when I wrote that one…
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