Okay, I know the majority of the voters wanted Kankuro, but there were more votes for the tangerine then him, which I find hilarious. So I'm doing him. I'LL WRITE UP ONE FOR HINATA NEXT, I SWEAR!!
Ways to Make Kankuro Want to use Crow on You
1. Ask him if he and Cat Woman are seeing each other
2. Mix glitter in his make up
3. Tell him that if he already plays with dolls and wears make up, then whos to say he can't look 'pretty'?
4. "Place a pack of maxi-pads in his backpack when he goes on a mission
5. Gaara: I'm sorry, Kankuro. I feel bad for all I did to you. Want a hug?
Kankuro (Paranoid): All right, who paid him to say that? (Eye twitches)
6. When Kankuro asks you for something to drink, get him a glass of milk that says 'Gaara' on it.
7. When he notices, say 'Oops, wrong animal. Gaara's the human.' and give him a milk saucer that says 'Kankuro'.
8. Sell his virginity on E-Bay"
9. Tell him he lost to a fruit
10. Ask why he wears all black and say that it's a wonder he hasn't died of heatstroke yet
11. Yet
12. Switch his missions with those of the lower ranks and give him a D-Rank mission involving a 4 year-olds birthday party, a pool of lime jell-o, and a fedora
13. Tell him Gaara's cuter
14. And hotter
15. And a better ninja
16. See how many times it takes you to kick him where it counts for him to fall over
17. Talk to him only in Spanish for a week and a day
18. Somehow manage to put an octopus in the bathtub before or while hes in it
19. Or a shark, whichever
20. Remind him of the time he lost to a fruit
21. Point and laugh at him at random parts of the day for no reason at all
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MusicAgainstTheHeart