Whoo, chapter 8! Sorry it took so long, blame it on History Papers.
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine. If it was... (starts daydreaming in a very fangirl-ish way)
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Ways to Piss Off Hinata
1. Screw with her Karaoke Machine so every time she plays, she has to sing "I Kissed A Girl"
2. Bake a cake for her and forget to tell her theres a dead rat that's been sitting in the sun (for approximately three hours) in the center
3. Whip her with uncooked pasta every time she asks if you had seen her shoes
4. "Put her in a skin-tight dress and 7-inch heel boots. (You get the same result if you give a PMSing cat a bath)
5. Set her Eazy-Bake on fire
6. Get photo-graphic proof of her throwing a tantrum
7. Give her a MySpace account saying that shes a prostitute
8. Shove her head into a 16th century clay vase
9. Get her a date with the guy on the 6 Flags commercial
10. Get her a puppy with a weak bladder
11. Ty-Dye her jacket
12. Tell her the Hokage wants to see her… at 3:29 in the morning
13. Hide her shoes ( #3)
14. Somehow manage to get her in a Winnie the Pooh costume and jam the zipper
15. Make a bet with her saying that if she can walk up to Naruto without fainting, then you'll flirt with Shino, if she loses, she flirts with him
16. Watch Hinata and Shino walk into a restaurant together
17. Laugh your evil laugh
18. Watch everyone in a 12ft radius' eye twitch
19. Give her sister all the FanFic ways to piss her off
20. Play Dance Dance Revolution on her coffee table, without the DDR machine
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