Pissing Off Shikamaru
1. Shove him into the way of an oncoming SUV
2. While hes talking with Ino in her family's flower shop, walk up to him and yell; "YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR KAKASHI- SENSEIS TOASTER! DON'T DENY IT!"
3. Bitch slap him (it'd be even funnier if you're a guy)
4. Change his ring tone to 'Here Comes the Sun'
5. Subscribe him to American Girl Magazine
6. Prank call him while discising your voice as a German terrorist
7. Blow puffs of smoke in his face
8. Offer to trim his nails… with a chainsaw
9. When it's Temari's 'time of month' tell her Shikas breaking up with her. Then go hide in a bunker for a little over 24 hours while the village is being destroyed by a PMSing 16year old
10. Sing Christmas songs in July
11. Put on a blindfold and run around the village screaming; "I'M BLIND! HELP! I CANT SEE!"
12. Get him high off sniffing Expo markers
13. Hold Yoga classes in his favorite spot for watching clouds
14. Push him into a washing machine
15. Take out the cream and fill his Oreo cookies with toothpaste
16. Get him tickets to see HSM3
17. Trap him in an elevator with Hannah Montana
18. Tie string around his tooth (while hes sleeping) the other end of the string is tied to a speed boat. Hit the gas
19. Put a chipmunk with rabies in his bed
20. While hes talking with the Hokage, run in and say "I'm pregnant! And I'm seventy- six percent sure it's yours!" (Again, funnier if you're a guy)
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Naaaaaaaaaah...
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